NO FAT CHICKS!

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Japanese police bust BBW sex ring

Japanese police have arrested the alleged ringleader of a sex home-delivery service specialising in women weighing up to 150 kilograms (330 lbs), a spokesman said.

Keiko Saito, 41, and one of her employees are suspected of conspiring to run a prostitution business under the name "Makkusu Bodi" (Max Body), which boasted that it catered for men who like "explosive boobs and bums", police said.

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The story in CG ...

[matsuki]

Moral of the story....J-men just pretend to be gay and like skinny lemurs when they are really after some tanuuuuuki tail

[Samurai_Jerk]

Moral of the story....J-men just pretend to be gay and like skinny lemurs when they are really after some tanuuuuuki tail

I know a few Japanese dudes who prefer women with some meat on them and most don't really like the super skinny chicks that women think are ideal.

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...most don't really like the super skinny chicks that women think are ideal.

Fuck, I do....Nothing like a figure resembling an ironing board to get me like iron (or, as close as possible at my age).

But, I think a lot of Japanese guys I know also prefer a bird with something to grip onto....except the young blokes (Gen Y and below, if that's possible). The young blokes I know like computer-generated girls with cat's ears, a 6-year-old's body, wearing eyeglasses, a sailor-suit high school girl uniform, thigh-high socks and 68-inch bust with a face covered in several blokes' semen. Except when they're being specific about their tastes in artificial women.

[Russell]

The young blokes I know like computer-generated girls with cat's ears, a 6-year-old's body, wearing eyeglasses, a sailor-suit high school girl uniform, thigh-high socks and 68-inch bust with a face covered in several blokes' semen. Except when they're being specific about their tastes in artificial women.

How do you know my son?!?

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The young blokes I know like computer-generated girls with cat's ears, a 6-year-old's body, wearing eyeglasses, a sailor-suit high school girl uniform, thigh-high socks and 68-inch bust with a face covered in several blokes' semen. Except when they're being specific about their tastes in artificial women.

How do you know my son?!?

Was he an altar boy?

[Samurai_Jerk]

The young blokes I know like computer-generated girls with cat's ears, a 6-year-old's body, wearing eyeglasses, a sailor-suit high school girl uniform, thigh-high socks and 68-inch bust with a face covered in several blokes' semen. Except when they're being specific about their tastes in artificial women.

How do you know my son?!?

Was he an altar boy?

Are you a priest?

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

The young blokes I know like computer-generated girls with cat's ears, a 6-year-old's body, wearing eyeglasses, a sailor-suit high school girl uniform, thigh-high socks and 68-inch bust with a face covered in several blokes' semen. Except when they're being specific about their tastes in artificial women.

How do you know my son?!?

Was he an altar boy?

Are you a priest?

No, but I can only imagine that it must have taken something horrifically traumatic to have shaped the sexual (asexual?) preferences of today's young males...either that or Fuckushima, but I think the ill-effects of the nuking will take time to reveal itself, so it must have been something else that made them turn out that way. Ajinomoto, perhaps? Economic emasculation. Probably not the dentist's....

[Coligny]

Hey fat chicks with glasses are also hot...

[matsuki]

...most don't really like the super skinny chicks that women think are ideal.

Fuck, I do....Nothing like a figure resembling an ironing board to get me like iron (or, as close as possible at my age).

But, I think a lot of Japanese guys I know also prefer a bird with something to grip onto....except the young blokes (Gen Y and below, if that's possible). The young blokes I know like computer-generated girls with cat's ears, a 6-year-old's body, wearing eyeglasses, a sailor-suit high school girl uniform, thigh-high socks and 68-inch bust with a face covered in several blokes' semen. Except when they're being specific about their tastes in artificial women.

Actually, I agree...somewhere around the late twenties and on and they like lemurs that actually have tits and a decent ass. Most of the guys younger than that are either asexual or prefer the skinnyfat anorexic lemurs with the figure of...

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