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I was 'just enjoying a sniff or lick'

Postby Taro Toporific » Sun Aug 25, 2013 4:57 pm

近藤容疑者の自宅で発見されたサドル計200個=24日、横浜市中区の神奈川県警山手
sankei.jp.msn.com / 2013.8.24

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35-year-old unemployed man arrested stealing 200 women's bicycle seats in 24 days
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Kanagawa prefectural police at Yamate station in Yokohama, arrested an unemployed man, Takeshi Kondo (35), for stealing 200 women's bicycle seats...total value of 1.2 million yen...
...police interrogation, the suspect claimed that, "I like the smell and texture of leather...I was entrapped just for enjoying a sniff or lick."
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Postby Coligny » Sun Aug 25, 2013 6:20 pm

Ok, so Mc Tojo is starting a cult ?
Marion Marechal nous voila !

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Postby Taro Toporific » Mon Aug 26, 2013 7:23 am

Man arrested for stealing 200 bicycle seats for their “scent of a woman”
RocketNews24 / 2013/08/26
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On 24 August, Kanagawa Prefectural Police picked up Joji Kondo for stealing three seats from women’s electric bicycles in a housing complex at around 4:00 in the morning. After searching Kondo’s home they uncovered a further 200 seats.
According to police he admitted to the crimes saying “I wanted to smell the lingering scent of a woman.” MSN News Japan reported the 35-year-old as saying “I like the texture of the leather and the smell it has, I would lick it and sniff it.”
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Postby wagyl » Fri Aug 30, 2013 7:59 pm

There is a certain poetry here, but the marketting target is looking in the wrong hemisphere. And not a single mention of KFC. But then again the URL and the link text don't match either.... I hope they are not spending too much for the bot service.


Editted to explain that the URL used to refer to heterosexually oriented male escorts in a different Australian city, before it was savaged by a cephalopod.
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Postby TentacleOfDoom » Fri Aug 30, 2013 9:29 pm

Escortboymale has been groped with my capricious tentacles.
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Postby Taro Toporific » Sat Aug 31, 2013 10:55 am

TentacleOfDoom wrote:Escortboymale has been groped with my capricious tentacles.


And here I thought the Great and All Powerful TentacleOfDoom was only into girls.
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