'SHIZU-CAR'?

[Taro Toporific]

Toyota’s new "fuel-sipping Passo +Hanna" eco-car model promises to sip your brains!
toyota.jp/passo | autoc-one.jp/toyota/passo/launch-1722948

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Toyota unveils new fuel-sipping Passo
Japan Times| Apr. 14, 2014
Toyota Motor Corp. on Monday launched a redesigned Passo hatchback that it says is the most fuel-efficient gasoline-powered car in Japan. The new compact, which gets 27.6 kilometers per liter, is the first vehicle to carry the automaker’s state-of-the-art 1-liter engine, which has improved thermal efficiency...more...

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[Coligny]

I'd rather walk than drive a fuckin Totoya... And knowing how lazy I am that's sayin' much...

ALSO: STOP WITH THE FUCKIN CHROME TAILLIGHTS, it's not 2001 anymore and sun reflexions usually makes it impossible to see the indicators...

[Taro Toporific]

... STOP WITH THE FUCKIN CHROME TAILLIGHTS...

Those ain't chrome taillights: These are.

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(full photo for the Blessed)

[Coligny]

Chrome bezel are ok...
If you enjoy polishing them all the time...

[matsuki]

Is "redesigned" wasei eigo for "painted pink and marketed to bimbos?"

[Coligny]

Is "redesigned" wasei eigo for "painted pink and marketed to bimbos?"

It's more a Totoya slang for meaning "we took massive diarrhea dumps on the blueprints and turned a former somewhat cool hot hatch into a dreadfull appliance"

Former gen Totoya Passo Racy TRD

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