Gadjets Japan loves, but the US rejected

[J.A.F.O]

I've had one too many experiences with lemurs who use the washlet BEFORE wiping. Maybe it's just silly ol FG me but I always figured you wiped, sprayed, then wiped again... for that fresh bunghole feel...the underside of my toilet has often said otherwise.

Wait... Never mind...
(Next you're going to tell me that the high pressure setting is not for automated enemas...)

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[Coligny]

...common sense thing...

FUCK YOU

[IparryU]

Wait...

Never mind...

(Next you're going to tell me that the high pressure setting is not for automated enemas...)

My ex lemur was telling me about this company nomikai she went to.... Out of 20 people, there were only 5 or 6 guys and they were talking about how strong they like the water pressure when they spray the cornhole... Two of them were going on about how they like the water to go inside for a deep clean. They feel dirty if they don't do that, a bit too far IMO.

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[IparryU]

...common sense thing...

FUCK YOU

What... You don't wipe?

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[Russell]

... wipe, spray, wipe is the common sense thing i thought???

So, my method of only wiping reduces the number of stages from three to one, saving time and toilet paper.

The end result is the same, since my shitting schedule is usually just before I take a shower in the morning.



Which makes me think, I could even leave out that one wiping stage...

[IparryU]

... wipe, spray, wipe is the common sense thing i thought???

So, my method of only wiping reduces the number of stages from three to one, saving time and toilet paper.

The end result is the same, since my shitting schedule is usually just before I take a shower in the morning.



Which makes me think, I could even leave out that one wiping stage...

Shit shower and shave. Do it out of order and it doesn't work that good.

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[Russell]

Nope, the shaving is before the shitting, for no other reason that it's then also before the showering.

I like the water on my skin after an electric shave.

[Coligny]

Nope, the shaving is before the shitting, for no other reason that it's then also before the showering.

I like the water on my skin after an electric shave.

Wait !? You shave your balls with an electric shaver ?

[IparryU]

Nope, the shaving is before the shitting, for no other reason that it's then also before the showering.

I like the water on my skin after an electric shave.

Wait !? You shave your balls with an electric shaver ?

Yikes... Shaving your balls with electronic razor must be rough. I prefer a normal razor with the gel on it. Haven't cut the sack yet with that.

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[Coligny]

H.P Lovecraft got nothing on us...

[Taro Toporific]

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