Chinese wankers vs Japanese spankers

[Taro Toporific]

China's Tenca vs Japan's Tenga
We all know that thanks to the Tenga, Japan has for several years running has captured the title as the World’s Greatest Wankers at the Mastasturbateathon (fuckedgaijin thread, Sept. 26, 2012).
Sadly now there is a blatant Chinese copy, the Tenca (shown below), which was publicly exhibited at the "10th China International Adult Health and Reproductive Well-being Exhibition" according to News-PostSeven.com (in Japanese)

Chinese-fake-TENCA.jpg

News-PostSeven.com

_________________For reference -- The real deal_____________

real-japanese-tenga.jpg

www.tenga-global.com

[Coligny]

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[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Both cuntries appear to be experts in miniaturization...

[matsuki]

Both cuntries appear to be experts in miniaturization...

Do they have different sizes?

[Samurai_Jerk]

Both cuntries appear to be experts in miniaturization...

Do they have different sizes?

Yes, from largest to smallest the sizes run from Horse to McTojo. McTojo being the size after concave.

[pallidknight]

I'd be worried about the Chinese stuff exploding.

[Samurai_Jerk]

According to China's Weibo social platform the automatic sperm extractors are being introduced in a Nanjing hospital, capital of Jiangsu province.

The pink, grey and white machine has a massage pipe at the front which apparently can be adjusted according to the height of its user.

Speed, frequency, amplitude and temperature are also controllable.

It has a small screen on the top which plays films for the user to help them with the extraction process.

The director of the urology department at Zhengzhou Central Hospital said the machine was being used by infertility patients who are finding it difficult to retrieve sperm the old fashioned way.

[Russell]

Wonder what the job description is of the person who has to keep that machine clean...

Anyways, the Americans are trying to compete...

[Russell]

And now a German version too.

Can be attached under your desk.

Dunno why they called this thing "Spider"...

[Coligny]

The windshield mount is a good idea...