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May I beg your pardon & request the best method....

Postby Taro Toporific » Fri Jun 02, 2006 11:12 am

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Would-be Japan robber asks bank how to do it

Thu Jun 1, 2006 9:06 AM BST1640. TOKYO (Reuters) - A would-be Japanese bank robber asked staff how he should carry out the crime before meekly obeying a request to leave and then accidentally stabbing himself in the leg with a knife he was carrying....the man first asked a bank teller, "Any idea how you rob a bank?" The teller alerted another member of staff, who asked the man to leave.
"He left quietly when asked to," the police spokesman said.
However, the staff member escorting the man out of the bank noticed the knife sticking out of his pocket and a bloodstain on his trousers....
"He didn't brandish the knife at anyone ... but he injured himself in the leg," the police spokesman said.
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what an other poor guy...

Postby yashka » Fri Jun 02, 2006 4:40 pm

My opinion is, he maibe intented to be catch by the police with the aim to be put in jail.
Whatever, be a convicted (even in japan) sounds far better than be one of this homeless that most people ignore... free meal, no rental cost, good fellowship with neighbours, sounds lovely. I'll probably do the same if i was him...
should be hard to be an old 58 old unemployed man in a country where they even dont have social governemental programm for those who needs.

Sometime we should'nt forget that not only gaijins are fucked in japan...



here is some link leading to my friend's homeless report
http://www.subjectivite.net/poet/index.htm
http://www.subjectivite.net/camping/index.htm
http://www.subjectivite.net/laborers/index.htm
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Postby Greji » Fri Jun 02, 2006 5:23 pm

yashka wrote:.. free meal, no rental cost, good fellowship with neighbours.....Sometime we should'nt forget that not only gaijins are fucked in japan...


Especially, if he goes up the river!
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Re: May I beg your pardon & request the best method....

Postby Taro Toporific » Thu Jul 24, 2014 5:07 pm

Would-be Japan robber asks bank how to do it
Thu Jun 1, 2006 9:06 AM BST1640. TOKYO (Reuters) - A would-be Japanese bank robber asked staff how he should carry out the crime before meekly obeying a request to leave and then accidentally stabbing himself in the leg with a knife he was carrying....the man first asked a bank teller, "Any idea how you rob a bank?" The teller alerted another member of staff, who asked the man to leave.
"He left quietly when asked to," the police spokesman said.

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Re: May I beg your pardon & request the best method....

Postby Coligny » Thu Jul 24, 2014 9:40 pm

Just leaving this here...


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Re: May I beg your pardon & request the best method....

Postby yanpa » Thu Jul 24, 2014 10:15 pm

That's what they have T-shirts for.
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Re: May I beg your pardon & request the best method....

Postby Coligny » Thu Jul 24, 2014 11:41 pm

yanpa wrote:That's what they have T-shirts for.



And novelty panties...
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Re: May I beg your pardon & request the best method....

Postby matsuki » Fri Jul 25, 2014 12:24 pm

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Keepin' it real? :???:

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Re: May I beg your pardon & request the best method....

Postby yanpa » Fri Jul 25, 2014 12:34 pm

God is with you?
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Re: May I beg your pardon & request the best method....

Postby Coligny » Fri Jul 25, 2014 2:04 pm



Unleash th3 Kr4ck3n...

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Re: May I beg your pardon & request the best method....

Postby matsuki » Fri Jul 25, 2014 2:13 pm

yanpa wrote:God is with you?


In the Kanji version of Comic-sans! :twisted:
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Re: May I beg your pardon & request the best method....

Postby J.A.F.O » Fri Jul 25, 2014 11:18 pm

Coligny wrote: Unleash th3 Kr4ck3n...


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