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What does Ya'll Qaeda have to do with Japan?

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What does Ya'll Qaeda have to do with Japan?

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue Jan 26, 2016 10:43 am

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Loincloth-clad Oregon militant challenges Chris Christie to a sumo match in this bonkers video

An Idaho man who has joined the armed occupation of a federal nature preserve challenged New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie to a sumo wrestling match after the Republican presidential candidate criticized the militants.

Kelly Gneiting wore a sumo loincloth, or mawashi, and stood before a Gadsden flag set up at the Malheur National Wildlife Preserve to record a short video that was posted Saturday on YouTube.

Gneitling, of Rigby, jokingly referred to himself as Christie’s older brother to taunt the governor — who had angered militants by saying he believed law enforcement should disperse to end their three-week-long occupation of federal property.

“You know what I want to see? I want to see you come over here and disperse me, your older brother, in the dojo,” Gneiting said, slapping his bare thighs and reminiscing about rolling his “brother” down the stairs in a sleeping bag. “Woo-hoo, little Christie!”

Gneiting, a Mormon who spent three days with Ammon Bundy and the other militants, gripped his substantial girth and said he and the governor shared a similar body frame, although he suggested Christie might be even larger.

He challenged the presidential candidate to “throw on a diaper” and “go to war over the Constitution.”


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Re: What does Ya'll Qaeda have to do with Japan?

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sat Jan 30, 2016 12:33 pm

He's in a Toyota CM.

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Postby Taro Toporific » Sat Jan 30, 2016 2:41 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:He's in a Toyota CM.


Damn, you're right.
(I was wondering why he had proper dohyo form.)
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via Kelly Gneiting is a 5-time US champion sumo wrestler, according to a 2014 profile in The Orange County Register.
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What does Ya'll Qaeda have to do with Japan?

Postby Mike Oxlong » Sat Jan 30, 2016 8:05 pm

Here he is versus a real rikishi.

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Postby dimwit » Sat Jan 30, 2016 10:03 pm

Jesus H Christ. That video is seriously NSFW. It looks like he has a elephant sized vagina.
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Postby Takechanpoo » Sat Jan 30, 2016 11:59 pm

its because a pure lump of fat vs muscle under the fat. :lol:
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sun Jan 31, 2016 9:30 am

Mike Oxlong wrote:Here he is versus a real rikishi.



He seems to have lost to that guy the same way several times. With a background in Greco-Roman you'd think he'd be able to handle that better.
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Re: What does Ya'll Qaeda have to do with Japan?

Postby Coligny » Sun Jan 31, 2016 6:25 pm

Some people believe lightnings never strike twice the same spot.
They often die prematurely...

(On that topic I hope we double checked the destruction payloads on the bridges linking us to Krautistan...)
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