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Drunk unlocks Police car with own car key

Postby kurohinge1 » Fri Dec 19, 2003 11:48 am

Drunk unlocks police car with own key

YOKOSUKA, Kanagawa -- A man who unlocked a police investigation vehicle with his own car key while drunk, then drove to an empty lot and fell asleep in the vehicle has been arrested ...

... "I was at a year-end party and I mistook the vehicle for my own one. My key opened the door and the engine started as well," Kiyono was quoted as telling investigators ...

When police tested the key, they found that it could be used in both vehicles ...

Kiyono's car and the investigation vehicle were of the same make and gray color, but the models were different ...

A spokesman for Nissan Motor Co., the maker of the vehicles, said the firm produced more than 20,000 types of keys for its vehicles, and that it was almost impossible for separate keys to be used in different cars, even if they were the same model, but that it was not impossible for keys to very occasionally fit other cars...


I can see it now, hordes of pimply 1984-Nissan Pulsar drivers trying their keys on the nearest Z roadster or 350Z !

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Postby FeLingHi » Fri Dec 19, 2003 1:45 pm

Interesting.

They didn't mention what kinda ride the cop car was?
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Postby American Oyaji » Fri Dec 19, 2003 11:15 pm

Well, if it was a Nissan, it was probably an unmarked sports car type.

I've heard of this happening in the U.S. every now and then too.
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Postby FeLingHi » Sat Dec 20, 2003 12:26 am

I have a Nissan truck, I will have to start trying this.
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Postby devicenull » Sat Dec 20, 2003 12:49 am

same thing happened to us when we still had the Chevy Station Wagon. one time after a soccer game, we went to the wrong car (same model, same year) and our key fit. realized it was the wrong car and were like :wtf:
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Update from MDN 14 January 2004

Postby kurohinge1 » Wed Jan 14, 2004 3:42 pm

Drunk who unlocked police car with own key escapes prosecution

YOKOSUKA, Kanagawa -- Prosecutors have decided not to indict a man who unlocked an unmarked police car with his own car key while drunk, then drove to an empty lot and fell asleep in the vehicle.

Prosecutors concluded that he should not be held criminally responsible for his act on the grounds that he turned himself in to police immediately after realizing his mistake and that tests have proven that his car key fit the lock of the police car ...

... The man told police that he had been drinking the previous evening, and when police tested him he was found to have an alcohol level of 0.4 milligrams of alcohol per liter of expelled breath.


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Postby Molokidan » Thu Jan 15, 2004 12:15 am

Drunk Salarymen: 1
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