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Postby Steve Bildermann » Fri Jul 05, 2002 1:09 pm

http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/news/20020705p2a00m0fp001000c.html
Now, police and the West Japan Railway Co. (JR West) are looking for the man, saying he broke the railway operations law

As well as the 1st, 2nd and 4th laws of mechanical motion, ballistic physics and rebound dynamics respectively.
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Postby Mr. BIG » Sat Jul 06, 2002 3:04 am

Talking you out of it??? Didn't you hear--the guy walked away unscathed!!

This could be the newest rage--JR could eliminate some weight on their bullet trains by removing the walls, and passengers could simply fling themselves off the trains at their respective stations....maybe some padding could be placed at the end of each platform to cushion customers' falls; or each station could build a designated bullet train-exit area so people travelling on local trains don't have to worry about decapitation. I really think this is a breakthrough....the bullet trains won't have to stop until the last station on the line!! That could free up at least a good 7-7.5 minutes for more bullet trains everyday!! :D
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Postby Ketou » Sat Jul 06, 2002 6:05 pm

Thats bloody amazing.

He probably saved himself a whole 5 minutes by not having to wait for the
local train.
Is it just me or are people in this place a little over the top when it comes
to seconds on the clock?
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