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Japan buys stone axes to defend against Best Korea!

Postby Taro Toporific » Tue May 09, 2017 11:42 am

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In a First, Japan Wants to Buy Tomahawk Cruise Missiles
The pavid country wants the ability to destroy North Korean missiles before they launch.
PopularMechanics.com | May 8, 2017
The Japanese government reportedly wants to acquire Tomahawk cruise missiles as a defense against North Korea's missile program. If true, this would be a sharp departure from the country's pacifist security polic, and a reflection of the new reality for nations near North Korea.
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Re: Japan buys stone axes to defend against Best Korea!

Postby Coligny » Tue May 09, 2017 1:36 pm

Ehm... nthat 30yo technology.
No matter the amount of upgrade, it was an answer to a 40-50yo paradigm...

If tou fear assault you get Bereg coastal defense guns covered with S400 sam trucks.

If tou fear missile strikes you get whatever version of patriots they are selling these days. (Thaads apparently)
Tomahawks on aegis cruisers...

Not so sure
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Re: Japan buys stone axes to defend against Best Korea!

Postby J.A.F.O » Tue May 09, 2017 1:52 pm

They already have counter airstrike batteries on okinawa. They work hand in hand on torii station. Sometimes you see them driving their equipment up and down 58 street. japan is begging to be hit by the norks just so they can have a reason to leave their "pacifism" imho
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Re: Japan buys stone axes to defend against Best Korea!

Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Tue May 09, 2017 7:47 pm

J.A.F.O wrote:They already have counter airstrike batteries on okinawa. They work hand in hand on torii station. Sometimes you see them driving their equipment up and down 58 street. japan is begging to be hit by the norks just so they can have a reason to leave their "pacifism" imho


I couldn't agree with you more, but the Norks aint gonna hit anyone (apart from the occasional scuffle with their brethren or the accidental clash with an odd Merkin <emphasis on "odd">). It would be the end of the regime and nobody really wants that.
Japan will get is military back in due course, probably sometime shortly after the Tokyo Limpics, I reckon.
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Re: Japan buys stone axes to defend against Best Korea!

Postby legion » Tue May 09, 2017 9:42 pm

Coligny wrote:Ehm... nthat 30yo technology.


About 20 years ahead of Best Korea then
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Re: Japan buys stone axes to defend against Best Korea!

Postby Coligny » Wed May 10, 2017 4:03 am

legion wrote:
Coligny wrote:Ehm... nthat 30yo technology.


About 20 years ahead of Best Korea then



Not sure it's that advanced,... they still fly Mig21 no ?

In a way it's awesome, i'd love to get a ride in one of those...
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Re: Japan buys stone axes to defend against Best Korea!

Postby matsuki » Mon May 29, 2017 2:57 pm

WTF is going on? Was there some US political "expert" on the news or something recently? Lately, I can't go out anywhere without all the locals asking me "When is Trump going to bomb North Korea?" Nearly all of them have the same theory that Trump will do this in order to stay in power.
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Postby Wage Slave » Mon May 29, 2017 3:42 pm

First I've heard of it but it isn't completely incredible. The man is in deep deep doo doo with no apparent way out that's for sure. Starting a high profile foreign war to save an autocrat's bacon is tried and tested SOP. North Korea looks a very very good candidate except for all those Americans living within crudish but effective and numerous artillery range. As long as he's prepared to accept casualties in the 10s of thousands, and why wouldn't he given the personal stakes, it looks a perfect candidate.
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Re: Japan buys stone axes to defend against Best Korea!

Postby Coligny » Mon May 29, 2017 4:28 pm

Wonder if the army would follow these kind of orders...
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Re: Japan buys stone axes to defend against Best Korea!

Postby matsuki » Mon May 29, 2017 4:32 pm

Coligny wrote:Wonder if the army would follow these kind of orders...


:keyboardcoffee:

Seriously though, I think that's more of a question for the North Korean Army.
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Re: Japan buys stone axes to defend against Best Korea!

Postby Wage Slave » Mon May 29, 2017 5:33 pm

matsuki wrote:
Coligny wrote:Wonder if the army would follow these kind of orders...


:keyboardcoffee:

Seriously though, I think that's more of a question for the North Korean Army.


You think the grunts have any choice in North Korea? Not that the US Army grunts have much either. Or much capacity or opportunity to think for themselves.
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Re: Japan buys stone axes to defend against Best Korea!

Postby matsuki » Mon May 29, 2017 5:57 pm

Thinking more along the lines of "if they cross the DMZ or basically leave Best Korea, will they actually fight or defect?"
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Postby Grumpy Gramps » Mon May 29, 2017 11:51 pm

I don't think, it will happen. What's in it for Trump? North Korea is a nobody in world politics, and they were just a little whiney now and them but overall pretty harmless in the last decades. However, they would likely fight to their last drop of blood, if attacked, while the Yanks would not. And it'd be ikely to raise Chinese eyebrows, yada.

Is Trump really so deep in a hole domestically or is that just wishful tninking of the world press?
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Re: Japan buys stone axes to defend against Best Korea!

Postby Coligny » Tue May 30, 2017 1:11 pm

as I see things. the dprk's army would fight to death for dear leader.

While the US army brass -with rumors of trahison from Trump with Russia- might take control until a new president is elected...
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Postby matsuki » Tue May 30, 2017 2:06 pm

Coligny wrote:as I see things. the dprk's army would fight to death for dear leader.

While the US army brass -with rumors of trahison from Trump with Russia- might take control until a new president is elected...


I dunno, starvation and the shit they eat up there makes me think they'd be more than willing to drop their arms and defect for the promise of something like this:

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...than fight to the death for glorious leader.
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Postby wagyl » Tue May 30, 2017 3:54 pm

Dry swamp bird and swamp berries? No thanks given.
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Tue May 30, 2017 4:05 pm

wagyl wrote:Dry swamp bird and swamp berries? No thanks given.

Of course the Japanese are positioned much better to offer the Norks something to help persuade them...
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Re: Japan buys stone axes to defend against Best Korea!

Postby Coligny » Tue May 30, 2017 5:28 pm

matsuki wrote:
Coligny wrote:as I see things. the dprk's army would fight to death for dear leader.

While the US army brass -with rumors of trahison from Trump with Russia- might take control until a new president is elected...


I dunno, starvation and the shit they eat up there makes me think they'd be more than willing to drop their arms and defect for the promise of something like this:

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...than fight to the death for glorious leader.


Don't have the intel... but usually you keep the army fed while the peasants starves..
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Postby matsuki » Tue May 30, 2017 5:55 pm

Coligny wrote:Don't have the intel... but usually you keep the army fed while the peasants starves..


From the people I know who have been there, the military eats...but the food is just terrible.
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Re: Japan buys stone axes to defend against Best Korea!

Postby Grumpy Gramps » Tue May 30, 2017 8:04 pm

I'd reckon that you would be much more likely to stand up and defend your own house, home, family, existence from invaders than to go kill fucking foreigners, just because Trump of all people tells you to.

I guess, the Americans could learn from their experience, when they thougt they could just leisurely stroll into Iraq, hearts and minds and all that bs ...
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