No time for a decent pee!

[Russell]

JR East driver reprimanded for urinating from train at station

JR East has reprimanded a train driver who opened the door of his cabin and urinated onto the tracks at Sakura Station on the Sobu Line in Chiba Prefecture.

According to JR officials, the incident occurred at around 5:15 p.m. on Sept 12. Fuji TV reported that a commuter on the platform saw the driver open his side door and urinate onto the tracks while the train was stopped at the station. The witness reported the incident to station officials.

The driver, a man in his 50s, was quoted by JR officials as saying he didn’t want to delay the train’s departure by going to the toilet. He said he has done the same thing on a number of occasions before, Fuji TV reported.
JR East said the driver has been reassigned to another division and no longer operates trains.

The company said drivers are supposed to inform the control center in advance that they need to go to the toilet.

JR East issued a statement apologizing to passengers over the incident.

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The driver needs some complimentary toilet training, methinks. At least he didn't lay a turd on the tracks...

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

At least he didn't lay a turd on the tracks...

There was a Chinese tourist in his way.

[kurogane]

The driver needs some complimentary toilet training, methinks.

Not to mention some imagination: those hospital pee bottles are about 500 yen at almost any decent sized pharmacy. The ones with the tupperware lid work great.

[Takechanpoo]

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[Coligny]

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Yes... 7 hours before by the Panda...

Youzza still training for the paralympics ? I think it's just for physical disabilities... For retards you can either become uyokus or bosozokus...

Maybe join the jgsdf too...

[Grumpy Gramps]

You young whippersnappers have no idea. 1 liter, my ass. I can fill this bottle in 5 minutes.

[wagyl]

1 liter, my ass.

If you are using it on your arse, you are doing it wrong.

[Russell]

You young whippersnappers have no idea. 1 liter, my ass. I can fill this bottle in 5 minutes.

I see opportunities for US exporters...

[dimwit]

While we are on the subject -

In one extreme case, Hideaki Sakata, president of Eco Friendly, had been summoned to a company dormitory by its manager, and was led to a room reeking of a strong, ammonia-like odor.

“In the cabinets, in a drawer under the bed and in the refrigerator, 2-liter PET bottles—about 500 of them—had been crammed into every nook and cranny,” Sakata recalls. “We’re talking about an estimated total weight of about one ton.”

The bottles were filled with human waste. Apparently the occupant had developed “hikikomori”—acute social withdrawal. And since the dormitory rooms did not have their own sanitary facilities, he used those PET bottles as a substitute for the toilet.

https://www.japantoday.com/smartphone/v ... -as-filthy

[kurogane]

You young whippersnappers have no idea. 1 liter, my ass. I can fill this bottle in 5 minutes.

I see opportunities for US exporters...

They could really milk that market.

[matsuki]

My brother and his GF are here visiting and in only 3 days, have seen multiple taxi drivers, construction workers, and a random drunk here and there peeing on the sides of buildings/trees/etc. in public. Welcome to Tokyo where the streets flow with the [s]blood of the non believers![/s] pee of the thousands of workers.

[Grumpy Gramps]

Wonder, why they can't install a loo for the drivers. Doesn't need to be as shiny as the ones for the passengers, if they want to show the drivers that they're deplorable underlings and not captains, but a shithouse is one of the basic needs of everyone.

[matsuki]

Wonder, why they can't install a loo for the drivers. Doesn't need to be as shiny as the ones for the passengers, if they want to show the drivers that they're deplorable underlings and not captains, but a shithouse is one of the basic needs of everyone.

When the mantra of local athletic coaches can still be "only weak people need water! don't drink!" something tells me it's probably some outdated unspoken thing where the drivers don't dare speak up or use the "call ahead" described in the story.

[Grumpy Gramps]

When the mantra of local athletic coaches can still be "only weak people need water! don't drink!"

...then these idiots should be fired without delay!

Hear this stuff from friends in the old world sometimes. People walking up to the summit and already have white rings around the armpits half way up, but even half dead, they would still refuse an offered electrolyte drink. Next thing you hear is the flapping of the rescue helicopter that has to come and pick them out of the rocks, when they're finished playing hardass.

[matsuki]

I thought it was some old school type shit but some of my hockey teammates say they had to deal with that shit in HS so it's not exactly an extinct philosophy here. (even if mental dinosaurs are preaching it)

[inflames]

The old mentality of it being preferable to kill yourself instead of being late is strong with JR (hence the Amagasaki incident in 2005), so he took the best way out. It's a J-dick, so it wasn't anything not commonly seen on streets, nor was it anything surprising.

[Buraku]

Fukushima man arrested for defecating on another person’s bicycle seat

https://soranews24.com/2023/02/17/fukus ... ycle-seat/

[Coligny]

So… McTojo have moved to Fukushima ?
Hammer must be happy to get a new drinking buddy…