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Akebono cheats and loses

Postby Taro Toporific » Sat Mar 27, 2004 8:17 pm

Musashi, Japan's K1 Champion Image VS Akebono Image

210cm, 350+kg Akebono vs 185cm, 110kg Musashi... guess who wins?

Akebono pile driver beats on the head of Musashi and is red carded in the 2nd Round. Restarts the 2nd Round with meaningless weak hits at Akebono fat. The 3rd Round has Akebono SLOWLY walking around and Musashi gamely neko punching fat.
Decision: Musashi wins on points 'cause Akebono is a cheater.

See the results posted in a few hours on the official site at
http://www.so-net.ne.jp/feg/k-1gp/top585.htm
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Bob Sapp wins against Seth Petruzelli in 42 secs in Round 1 on TV now, 8:11pm (and Sapp got knocked down before winning against Petruzelli who gave up with a sprained bicep).
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Postby Ol Dirty Gaijin » Sat Mar 27, 2004 9:39 pm

What was going on in Akebono's head punching the back of Musashi's nut when he was down? He must know the damn rules and there aint too many of them.
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Postby Taro Toporific » Sat Mar 27, 2004 11:30 pm

Ol Dirty Gaijin wrote: Akebono... must know the damn rules and there aint too many of them.


Akebono had to figure out a way to lose since he was winning against a Japanese.


K-1: Former yokozuna Akebono bites dust again in K-1 fight

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Saturday March 27, 8:42 PM

Former sumo grand champion Akebono lost his second straight bout since making his K-1 debut last year when he was defeated by Musashi in a unanimous decision in the K-1 World Grand Prix in Saitama on Saturday evening.
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Postby gomichild » Sat Mar 27, 2004 11:49 pm

It was a disgraceful display of fighting - and Akebono should be forced to cover up that flabby body...he was in much better shape when he was sumo-ing...ugh
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Horrible

Postby Marvin Feltcher » Sun Mar 28, 2004 7:40 am

Akebono is a disgrace. His humiliating decline to incompetent sideshow act would be pitiful if only it hadn't been inspired by greed.
His license to fight, if he has one, should be revoked.
He was being paid a more than reasonable stipend by the sumo association but turned his back on it and demeaned himself by biting off more than he could chew.
He should retire immediately and go into showbiz before he loses what remaining credibility he has left.
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Postby Taro Toporific » Sun Mar 28, 2004 10:48 am

gomichild wrote:... Akebono should be forced to cover up that flabby body...he was in much better shape when he was sumo-ing...ugh


Feast your eyes.

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Postby ramchop » Sun Mar 28, 2004 10:53 am

Doesn't quite do justice to Akebono's amazing build. Didn't you just love the ripple effect every time he was punched?
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Postby Marvin Feltcher » Sun Mar 28, 2004 11:23 am

Didn't you just love the ripple effect every time he was punched?

My God! I thought that was the crowd doing the Mexican Wave 8O
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Re: Horrible

Postby ahochaude » Mon Mar 29, 2004 12:18 pm

Marvin wrote:Akebono is a disgrace. His humiliating decline to incompetent sideshow act would be pitiful if only it hadn't been inspired by greed.
His license to fight, if he has one, should be revoked.
He was being paid a more than reasonable stipend by the sumo association but turned his back on it and demeaned himself by biting off more than he could chew.
He should retire immediately and go into showbiz before he loses what remaining credibility he has left.


Exactly. Akebono sucks and he just doesn't get it.

But I don't think he has any credibility left. He should just go back to Hawaii and work at McDonald's or something.
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