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Japanese parasites hit 2 NY Yankees

Postby Taro Toporific » Fri Jul 02, 2004 10:28 am

ImageImageSecond Yankee diagnosed with parasites
Associated Press /Thu, Jul. 01, 2004
NEW YORK -
Kevin Brown was diagnosed with intestinal parasites, joining Jason Giambi as the second member of the New York Yankees to test positive for the ailment this week....Brown suggested he might have gotten the parasites during the Yankees' season-opening series in Japan against Tampa Bay in March. Hershon said the Devil Rays had no cases.
But Hershon said parasites are rarely found in developed countries.
"It's no more likely to happen there than here," Hershon said. "Japan is a very clean country."
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:rofl: D'oh! A huge percentage of the Japanese population has sushi parasites which is why I Guess I like Frozen Sushi, an IHT/NY Times article. I don't think we'll ever know how many Japanese people get sick from food. Research has found a link between sushi consumption and a high incidence of stomach cancer in the Japanese population. Hell, they only just finish litigating the mercury poisoning cases (from contaminated fish) some 50 years after the fact--- valid illness comparisons are hard to come by.
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Re: Japanese parasites hit 2 NY Yankees

Postby Taro Toporific » Fri Jul 02, 2004 10:40 am

If you DARE...
Check out this gross picture of a person expelling round worms.
Come on. It will make your sushi lunchtime fun. :twisted:
NSFW picture here.
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Re: Japanese parasites hit 2 NY Yankees

Postby AssKissinger » Fri Jul 02, 2004 10:49 am

Taro Toporific wrote:If you DARE...
Check out this gross picture of a person expelling round worms.
Come on. It will make your sushi lunchtime fun. :twisted:
NSFW picture here.


C'mon Taro that should be the new front page photo on your site! You're slippin' dude!

http://www.angelfire.com/trek/taro/funtokyo/
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Re: Japanese parasites hit 2 NY Yankees

Postby Taro Toporific » Fri Jul 02, 2004 11:08 am

AssKissinger wrote:
Taro Toporific wrote:If you DARE...
Check out this gross picture of a person expelling round worms.
Come on. It will make your sushi lunchtime fun. :twisted:
NSFW picture here.

C'mon Taro that should be the new front page photo on your site! You're slippin' dude!
http://www.angelfire.com/trek/taro/funtokyo/index.blog?entry_id=221595

Ok here ya go .... http://www.angelfire.com/trek/taro/funtokyo/index.blog?entry_id=221595

Enjoy your lunch.
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Re: Japanese parasites hit 2 NY Yankees

Postby Captain Japan » Fri Jul 02, 2004 5:01 pm

AssKissinger wrote:
Taro Toporific wrote:If you DARE...
Check out this gross picture of a person expelling round worms.
Come on. It will make your sushi lunchtime fun. :twisted:
NSFW picture here.


C'mon Taro that should be the new front page photo on your site! You're slippin' dude!

http://www.angelfire.com/trek/taro/funtokyo/


I think that should be Giambi's 2005 baseball card.
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#Always Look On The Bright Side Of Intestinal Parasites...#

Postby emperor » Fri Jul 02, 2004 5:27 pm

I guess there are benefits to having intestinal parasites:
..suppose..youre a fat cunt..that eats your bodyweight in cheeseburgers every week - your little pals can help keep the pounds off :)

Theres a parasite museumn in Meguro - its not very big and of mediocre enjoyment value - but .. its free :wink:
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