Lil' Kim's a-hole....

[Taro Toporific]

Kim Jong-il is a Bragging Golf Emperor
Donga, South Korea - 06 July---... The North Korean press once reported that in his first round of golf in 1994, Kim scored an eagle on his first hole and hit a hole-in-one on the next ...

Teeing Off With the 'Dear Duffer'
NYTimes.com > Week in Review > July 4, 2004. **vile free registration required** By CHARLES McGRATH
.... North Korea, on the other hand, does not have much of a golf heritage, though it does boast of having possibly the best player in the world. That golfer is none other than Kim Jong Il, North Korea's dictator, who in addition to all his other duties, according to reports in the North Korean news media, plays regularly and routinely scores three or four holes in one a round.
Mr. Kim took up the game in 1994, and on his very first outing at the Pyongyang course he eagled the opening hole, according to the North Korean media. He then proceeded to ace five holes (or 11, according to some reports) on the way to shooting a 34 - or 38 under par. (The lowest recorded score in P.G.A. history is 59, and that has been attained only three times: by Al Geiberger in 1977, Chip Beck in 1991 and David Duval in 1999.)
Mr. Kim's score was so low that some disbelievers (though not in North Korea) at first suggested that it must have been for nine holes, not 18, but the 18-hole total was later verified not only by the club pro but by 17 bodyguards who accompanied the dictator on his round....

[amdg]

What an ass.


edit: *image taken from the somethingawful site*

I can only imagine that his minders must have had sore feet from all that soccering of the golf balls from the rough to the green and into the holes.
Thass'a nice shot boss! Yeeessssaaah!

[emperor]

..sure he wasnt playing pitch-and-putt or crazy-golf?