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Hamster bites Saitama man to death!

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Hamster bites Saitama man to death!

Postby Taro Toporific » Thu Sep 30, 2004 4:03 pm

Richard Gere's greatest fear comes true in Saitama!
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Man dies after pet hamster bites him
Mainichi Shimbun / Sept 30
SAITAMA -- A middle-aged man died here earlier this year from asthma after he was bitten by his pet hamster, a local hospital said.
In February, the man suffered from an allergic disease called anaphylaxis after the hamster's saliva entered his body when he was bitten by the pet, triggering asthma symptoms, according to the Saitama Red Cross Hospital that treated him.
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Re: Hamster bites Saitama man to death!

Postby kurohinge1 » Thu Sep 30, 2004 5:15 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:... Man dies after pet hamster bites him...

Ah, but the man started it.

According to the hamster's statement to Police, he suffered years of
psychological abuse including being made to sing karaoke and cosplay
One day, the hamster just snapped. :oops:

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Re: Hamster bites Saitama man to death!

Postby dimwit » Thu Sep 30, 2004 10:11 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:Man dies after pet hamster bites him


So where Nudge-Nudge-Wink-Wink did the hamster bite him? And will hamstering follow gerbilling into the pantheon of urban legends? :lol:

http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/blbyol4.htm
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