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Postby Captain Japan » Thu Jun 19, 2008 9:24 am

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Postby Baka Chan » Thu Jun 19, 2008 9:52 am

Wow, I mean...damn...uhhh:puke: 70 year old people in porn is just wrong on so many levels
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Postby Greji » Thu Jun 19, 2008 10:15 am

Baka Chan wrote:Wow, I mean...damn...uhhh:puke: 70 year old people in porn is just wrong on so many levels


Are you saying you shouldn't be allowed to fuck after 60? Wait a couple years dude!

I used to say that I wasn't as good as I once was, but I was as good once as I ever was...

Then came the drug companies riding in on white chargers. I will remember how wrong in so many ways it is tonight.....
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Postby Baka Chan » Thu Jun 19, 2008 11:21 am

Greji wrote:Are you saying you shouldn't be allowed to fuck after 60? Wait a couple years dude!

I used to say that I wasn't as good as I once was, but I was as good once as I ever was...

Then came the drug companies riding in on white chargers. I will remember how wrong in so many ways it is tonight.....
:romance: :romance: :romance:


My bad, not wrong in that way. I mean, when I get 60, I'll definitely be paying for the services of a nice 20 or 30 year old:drool5:
But, I had the misfortune of seeing J-porn with a 70 year old Japanese baba broad gettin poked...wasn't a pretty sight:shock:

oops! I almost posted the link lol
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Postby maraboutslim » Thu Jun 19, 2008 12:21 pm

Greji wrote:I used to say that I wasn't as good as I once was, but I was as good once as I ever was...


I think this guy stole you're lyrics:

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Postby Takechanpoo » Thu Jun 19, 2008 12:44 pm

Even my limit is until age late 40's.
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Postby GomiGirl » Thu Jun 19, 2008 1:12 pm

I dunno, perhaps when some people are in their 70's or older, they would enjoy watching people their own age get it on... Might be more of an older couples thing???

I say, use it or lose it!! People should be getting it on until they die - otherwise, what is the point?

I personally don't want to see it, but it is good to know that there is enjoyment for all.
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Postby Red Floyd » Thu Jun 19, 2008 1:40 pm

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Postby Marked Trail » Thu Jun 19, 2008 1:59 pm

Greji wrote:...but I was as good once as I ever was...


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Postby CrankyBastard » Thu Jun 19, 2008 2:32 pm

The good thing about being so old is that I can go out and enjoy hours of depraved sex with a clear conscience.:D
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Postby hundefar » Thu Jun 19, 2008 2:53 pm

GomiGirl wrote:I dunno, perhaps when some people are in their 70's or older, they would enjoy watching people their own age get it on... Might be more of an older couples thing???



I don't think so. My guess is that that some younger people do enjoy watching older people doing it. At the moment this taboo (old people having sex) is changing, and therefore I'd like to ask everyone here: You down with OPP (Old Peoples Porn)?
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Postby CrankyBastard » Thu Jun 19, 2008 3:17 pm

hundefar wrote:I don't think so. My guess is that that some younger people do enjoy watching older people doing it. At the moment this taboo (old people having sex) is changing, and therefore I'd like to ask everyone here: You down with OPP (Old Peoples Porn)?


Hey, Greji.
Could be an opportunity to make some cash, waddya think?:cool:
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Postby Greji » Thu Jun 19, 2008 5:15 pm

CrankyBastard wrote:Hey, Greji.
Could be an opportunity to make some cash, waddya think?:cool:


I tried but, when I showed up with my spurs and cat-a-nine-tails, the girls ran off and the director fired me...
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Postby CrankyBastard » Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:05 pm

Greji wrote:I tried but, when I showed up with my spurs and cat-a-nine-tails, the girls ran off and the director fired me...
:cool:


A cat! You turned up with a cat!
Damn it Greji! Pan was the beloved god of woods and fields. Like his goat friends, he enjoyed the company of females. His taste for cats was not shared by the goats!:D
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Postby Greji » Thu Jun 19, 2008 10:21 pm

CrankyBastard wrote:A cat! You turned up with a cat!
Damn it Greji! Pan was the beloved god of woods and fields. Like his goat friends, he enjoyed the company of females. His taste for cats was not shared by the goats!:D


Goat-a-nine-tails? Charles couldn't take that much!
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Postby AssKissinger » Fri Jun 20, 2008 12:35 am

I think watching some young chick get nailed by some old fuck is pretty tops because it ups the exploitation factor considerably. Hey, do any of you remember that series where they took these Japanese girls out and had them fuck those nasty old homeless dudes?
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Postby Blah Pete » Fri Jun 20, 2008 1:24 am

Damn, I was about to post a link to this story (1st time ever on FG) but today was the 1st time in about 2 years that I actually had to be at work on time....
So, Can old fart FG porn be far off?
Maybe I don't need to send all my cash to that retirement account. Can spend it on hookers and and booze today and can make money when I am an old bastard by doing 18 year olds on camera.
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Postby kamome » Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:53 am

AssKissinger wrote:I think watching some young chick get nailed by some old fuck is pretty tops because it ups the exploitation factor considerably.


Good point, AK. There's a nice kink factor there. It's kind of like the reverse of MILF porn.
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Postby xenomorph42 » Fri Jun 20, 2008 9:02 am

AssKissinger wrote:I think watching some young chick get nailed by some old fuck is pretty tops because it ups the exploitation factor considerably. Hey, do any of you remember that series where they took these Japanese girls out and had them fuck those nasty old homeless dudes?


It was SOD-"Soft on Demand"series, Puchiブチ

I think they had 9 episodes in their series.
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Postby Greji » Fri Jun 20, 2008 9:18 am

AssKissinger wrote:I think watching some young chick get nailed by some old fuck is pretty tops because it ups the exploitation factor considerably. Hey, do any of you remember that series where they took these Japanese girls out and had them fuck those nasty old homeless dudes?


I was the guy on the park bench. My first title role!
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Postby Mulboyne » Sun Mar 22, 2009 8:38 pm

AFP: Elderly porn king works his mojo on aging Japan
Shigeo Tokuda, 74, might look like an average Japanese grandfather but appearances can be deceiving – he is the country's king of elderly porn, a fast growing niche market in this greying society. A former travel agent who quit his job just four years ago, Tokuda has stretched the limits of eroticism among the silver-haired, overturning social norms in a country where people are expected to grow old gracefully. Although he hardly stands out in a crowd at 160 centimetres and carries a paunch, Tokuda's 15-year X-rated acting career and his appearances in more than 300 hardcore sex movies have silenced his detractors. "I've always wanted to do something different, things people don't normally do," he said one recent afternoon in his small office, wearing a nondescript sweater and looking like the "salaryman" he once was. Since his top rival died recently at the age of 90, Tokuda has become the country's undisputed king of Japanese "mature porn" – a category that has flourished in the fast-aging society since it emerged a decade ago...more...
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Postby Greji » Sun Mar 22, 2009 11:37 pm

Mulboyne wrote:AFP: Elderly porn king works his mojo on aging Japan"......has become the country's undisputed king of Japanese "mature porn"....."


Who says he's "undisputed"? Hell he's only 74 and I bet he don't even know his way around a goat pen! I think I'm going to call his agent and complain....
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Postby Bucky » Mon Mar 07, 2011 4:42 am

Seems the the LA Times has discovered this guy now:

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For years, a Tokyo grandfather kept a dirty little secret from his family. Longtime travel agent Shigeo Tokuda, who resembles countless older men who ride the Tokyo subway each day, admitted to his wife and daughter that he sometimes performed cameos in small-budget films.

But what this senior citizen didn't say was that those scenes, often staged in would-be retirement homes, involved getting naked with actresses young enough to be his granddaughter. Since he was "discovered" in 1996, Tokuda has emerged as a major player in Japan's emerging adult movie genre known as "elder porn." He says he has appeared in more than 350 films such as "Prohibited Nursing" and "Maniac Training of Lolitas." In these scripts, Tokuda always gets the girl.

The films play upon well-documented Japanese male fantasies. In each, Tokuda plays a gray-haired master of sex who teaches his ways to an assortment of young nurses and secretaries. Whips and sex aides often factor in the plotlines.

"I'm a role model for a lot of men," he says. "I do my best."


I notice he's not wearing a wedding band in the photo.
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Postby maraboutslim » Mon Mar 07, 2011 4:51 am

That's not unusual, especially for his generation.
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Postby IparryU » Mon Mar 07, 2011 7:50 am

maraboutslim wrote:That's not unusual, especially for his generation.

actually surpised one of the video titles there was not something on the lines of pedophilia... "Slumber party at Jiji's" or "Jiji to isyouni asobou"
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Postby McTojo » Mon Mar 07, 2011 12:22 pm

Yeah, elderly porn is in. The market's just too saturated with silly airhead porn by 20 year olds. Elderly porn actresses have so much passion on the screen. Better story lines, and better role play scenes make it work.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Mon Mar 07, 2011 12:38 pm

IparryU wrote:actually surpised one of the video titles there was not something on the lines of pedophilia... "Slumber party at Jiji's" or "Jiji to isyouni asobou"


What about "Maniac Training of Lolitas"? :confused:
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Postby 6810 » Mon Mar 07, 2011 4:14 pm

McTojo wrote:Yeah, elderly porn is in. The market's just too saturated with silly airhead porn by 20 year olds. Elderly porn actresses have so much passion on the screen. Better story lines, and better role play scenes make it work.


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Postby Mulboyne » Mon Mar 07, 2011 4:30 pm

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59 year old "King of Pink" Shinji Kubo, who claims to have appeared in more Japanese porn films than any other actor, over 800 at the last count. The most partners he had in one day is 16. He's had gonorrhoea 20 times.

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Postby IparryU » Mon Mar 07, 2011 7:19 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:What about "Maniac Training of Lolitas"? :confused:

sounds more like a manga... not too surprising sad to say
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