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The tan twats are back!

Postby Taro Toporific » Sat Nov 24, 2012 11:53 pm

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Gyaru United: Japan’s Black Diamond Gals Champion a Kuro Gyaru Subculture Revival
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“Kuro (hada) gyaru” literally means “black skin gals”. Ten years ago, their dark tans (several Black Diamond members actually work at tanning salons) may have led to these girls being labeled ganguro. However, kuro gyaru is a thoroughly modern version of the super-tanned gyaru ...
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Black Diamond have launched their own English-friendly [url=P28BJG4lCZ4]Facebook page[/url]. In the last few months, Black Diamond have begun inviting foreign gyaru to join the group. Black Diamond International has signed up over fifty girls in twenty countries thus far.
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Re: The tan twats are back!

Postby yanpa » Sun Nov 25, 2012 1:05 am

OK, who left the doors open to the giant candy floss girl trap in Shibuya again?
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Re: The tan twats are back!

Postby Coligny » Sun Nov 25, 2012 2:04 am

putting the "dumb" in "dumb as fuck"

this video was painfull to watch, plus seeing how hideous they are even with their camouflage on, I beat you a cookie they are just unfuckable when seen raw...

Seriously, my washing masheen have a higher IQ... They all have this expression... the lights are on, but there is nobody home...
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Re: The tan twats are back!

Postby TennoChinko » Sun Nov 25, 2012 11:54 am

Within five years, they'll get knocked-up and morph into the next generation of 'gyaru mama':

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Re: The tan twats are back!

Postby GomiGirl » Sun Nov 25, 2012 2:44 pm

These are probably the spawn of the original "Yamaba" who were popular about 15 years ago if memory serves... damn I am old!!
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Re: The tan twats are back!

Postby Coligny » Sun Nov 25, 2012 3:56 pm

yup, same shit, different name... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ganguro

Are they legal to hunt for sport ? Can the population be controlled by clubbing like for baby seals ?
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Postby GomiGirl » Sun Nov 25, 2012 6:57 pm

Coligny wrote:yup, same shit, different name... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ganguro

Are they legal to hunt for sport ? Can the population be controlled by clubbing like for baby seals ?


No worries as due to all the interbreeding and STD's they will wipe themselves out soon enough.
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Postby legion » Sun Nov 25, 2012 9:50 pm

they just wash off the skin colour, take off the wig, and turn into normal people on Mondays
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Re: The tan twats are back!

Postby Coligny » Sun Nov 25, 2012 11:45 pm

legion wrote:they just wash off the skin colour, take off the wig, and turn into normal people on Mondays


No way... with these IQ, they still won't pass a turing test succesfully...
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Postby matsuki » Mon Nov 26, 2012 12:03 pm

Got no problem with the regular gyaru types, who doesn't like chicks dressed like sluts? BUT this shit is like the maid and gothic lolita shit...fugly girls that are desperate for some attention. Any guesses on what a survey of these tards would reveal about their family life?
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Re: The tan twats are back!

Postby legion » Mon Nov 26, 2012 8:20 pm

Coligny wrote:
legion wrote:they just wash off the skin colour, take off the wig, and turn into normal people on Mondays


No way... with these IQ, they still won't pass a turing test succesfully...


you'd be surprised
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Re: The tan twats are back!

Postby Coligny » Mon Nov 26, 2012 8:39 pm

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Re: The tan twats are back!

Postby legion » Mon Nov 26, 2012 8:55 pm

One of the ladies I work with confessed to being a former gal, she's bright, married the most eligible guy in the entire company, by eligible I mean absolutely minted, daddy owns a bank or something. Every woman in the company had fallen victim to his boyish charm (he is good looking), but she hooked and landed him.

She enjoyed being a gal, she said they dressed up like that for their own entertainment, and quite frankly didn't give a flying fuck what anyone thought. Japan needs more gals, it's the mousy girls that creep me out.
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Re: The tan twats are back!

Postby Coligny » Mon Nov 26, 2012 9:34 pm

statistical anomalies have stoped surprising me long tine ago...

now, farting cushions... that's everytimes a new adventure...
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Tue Nov 27, 2012 3:49 am

legion wrote:Japan needs more gals, it's the mousy girls that creep me out.


Hear, hear!
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Postby matsuki » Tue Nov 27, 2012 12:23 pm

legion wrote:Japan needs more gals, it's the mousy girls that creep me out.


THIS
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Re: The tan twats are back!

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue Nov 27, 2012 12:46 pm

legion wrote:
Coligny wrote:
legion wrote:they just wash off the skin colour, take off the wig, and turn into normal people on Mondays


No way... with these IQ, they still won't pass a turing test succesfully...


you'd be surprised


I've been surprised a few times myself. My friend married a Gyaru who now runs a business targeting her type that's done USD10 mil in revenue in less than 5 years. When I was younger I hooked up with a Gyaru who was attending one of Japan's better universities and dropped out because her Internet business was taking off and school was getting in the way. However, I think Coligny is right about most. Not that the rest of the population in Japan or anywhere else is much better.
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Postby Taro Toporific » Thu May 30, 2013 6:48 pm

A fucking big bag of crazy...

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Postby matsuki » Fri May 31, 2013 12:19 pm

Wow....it's like most of the other dress "trends" here though, fuglies desperate for attention...just not too concerned with the type of attention. Ten busks says this makes it to JAV by next month though.
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Postby IparryU » Fri May 31, 2013 12:26 pm

chokonen888 wrote:Wow....it's like most of the other dress "trends" here though, fuglies desperate for attention...just not too concerned with the type of attention. Ten busks says this makes it to JAV by next month though.

well... there is a fetish for everything...

cant really tell which one of them would actually be cute without all that shit... what is it? permanent marker and spray paint?
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Re: The tan twats are back!

Postby Coligny » Fri May 31, 2013 1:08 pm

Food coloring ? Tamiya polycarbonate spray paint ? Highway road markers ?
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Postby matsuki » Fri May 31, 2013 1:31 pm

IparryU wrote:cant really tell which one of them would actually be cute without all that shit...


Two on the left have potential...the rest...not so much

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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Fri May 31, 2013 2:58 pm

chokonen888 wrote:Image


I'd hit that.
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Postby Coligny » Fri May 31, 2013 3:04 pm

With a baseball bat and crush his skull with my heels then stomp to splatter his entrails...

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///should talk a shrink aboot this...
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Fri May 31, 2013 3:07 pm

Coligny wrote:With a baseball bat and crush his skull with my heels then stomp to splatter his entrails...


Why would I do that? It's not a cat.
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Postby (1VB)freels » Fri May 31, 2013 10:52 pm

I am wondering how many of these broads are doing porn??? Cause I'd beat off to that!!! Well some of them...
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Re: The tan twats are back!

Postby Coligny » Sat Jun 01, 2013 12:12 am

I think you have to actually successfully pass a turing test before acting in a movie, if not, might as well only use CGI
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Postby Coligny » Sat Jun 01, 2013 12:14 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:
Coligny wrote:With a baseball bat and crush his skull with my heels then stomp to splatter his entrails...


Why would I do that? It's not a cat.


Monkeys are some kind of failed leftover prototype for mankind. Cats are the next step in evolution after the fall if man...
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Postby Russell » Sat Jun 01, 2013 12:42 am

Coligny wrote:Monkeys are some kind of failed leftover prototype for mankind. Cats are the next step in evolution after the fall if man...

Sigh. I need a break...

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Postby Coligny » Sat Jun 01, 2013 6:28 am

Zee opera Garnier... And 1870' Paris as seen by Amerikun nekulturny...
Even if the Opera was only finished in 1875 and 1870-71 was a full on clusterfuck in the war with Prussia (former name of those fucking Krauts).
Wonder how the fuck they could resist putting few Citroen DS and 2cv as well as mimes to help the audience understand it was placed in Paris France, not Paris Texas...
And... Nearly 3 minutes without an explosion or a bimbo leaning in bikini on top of a Camaro... Way too intellectual... Certainly bombed at the box office...
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