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Schoolgirl killer: 'The Internet made me do it.'

Postby Taro Toporific » Wed Jun 02, 2004 5:33 am

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Postby AssKissinger » Wed Jun 02, 2004 11:21 am

This is a good one for all the fucktards that say, 'I love children'. Just like adults kids are case-by-case. I see 'em act like wild animals all the time. Cruel, sick little fuckers.
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Re: Schoolgirl killer: 'The Internet made me do it.'

Postby Taro Toporific » Wed Jun 02, 2004 11:39 am

Taro Toporific wrote: NHK is blaming the slashing on the nasty comments the killer made on the victim's "Internet homepage" on this morning's news.
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Internet messaging trouble cited as motive in school murder
SASEBO, June 2, Kyodo -An 11-year-old girl, who is believed to have murdered her classmate at an elementary school in Sasebo, Nagasaki Prefecture, has told police she had Internet messaging trouble with the victim and summoned her with the intention of killing her... Satomi Mitarai, 12, died of massive blood loss in a study room at Okubo Elementary School on Tuesday afternoon after her neck was slashed with a paper cutter, and her close friend was taken into custody by police.
The girls often sent text messages to each other by personal computers,
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Postby AssKissinger » Wed Jun 02, 2004 11:49 am

The girls often sent text messages to each other by personal computers,



Don't those girls know that you're supposed to keep that kind of bullshit in the 'Beyond Fucked' section?
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Postby dingosatemybaby » Wed Jun 02, 2004 2:12 pm

AssKissinger wrote:This is a good one for all the fucktards that say, 'I love children'. Just like adults kids are case-by-case. I see 'em act like wild animals all the time. Cruel, sick little fuckers.


Heh. "Fucktards."

Learn fast you do, little man.

No doubt, this was a full-on, Lord of the Flies-magnitude meltdown. And here I'd always believed the words of Matt and Trey:

"They've yet to realize the bastards they really are.
Life is kinda gay,
but it doesn't seem that way
through the eyes of a child."
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Postby AssKissinger » Wed Jun 02, 2004 2:26 pm

Heh. "Fucktards."

Learn fast you do, little man
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Not so fast. You hardly coined the word fucktard around here. As usual I think Taro was the first to introduce it to FG as this thread illustrates

http://www.fuckedgaijin.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6176&highlight=fucktard
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Postby Taro Toporific » Wed Jun 02, 2004 3:42 pm

AssKissinger wrote:[fucktard


Let me remind you folks just tuning in....
Both AssKiss and I have worked with the mentally disabled folks of various ilk and any tossing around of the disparaging words 'bout "tards" is meant in a loving way, hee, hee. :twisted:
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Postby dingosatemybaby » Wed Jun 02, 2004 3:57 pm

AssKissinger wrote:
Heh. "Fucktards."

Learn fast you do, little man
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Not so fast. You hardly coined the word fucktard around here. As usual I think Taro was the first to introduce it to FG as this thread illustrates

http://www.fuckedgaijin.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6176&highlight=fucktard


Hey, that's super, AK.

Allow me to rephrase:

Learn fast you do, little man.

(All this talk o' tards got the dingo hankerin' for a long-overdue look at tardblog.com, only to discover to his dismay that it no longer exists. Chikuso!)

Re: this really unfortunate incident: wait for the Japanese press to start the inevitable pompous-ass editorializing about the dangers of the evil, evil "internet."
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Postby Big Booger » Wed Jun 02, 2004 4:46 pm

Who coined the term dingleberry?

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Postby AssKissinger » Wed Jun 02, 2004 5:10 pm

Learn fast you do, little man


I'm just a normal sized bloke actually. Except my cock, which is huge.

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I'm the one playing the little instrument. You can reference my size against the other normal sized folks in the pic. How big are you, Dingo?
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Postby dingosatemybaby » Wed Jun 02, 2004 7:09 pm

"During a period of exciting discovery or progress there is no time to plan the perfect headquarters. The time for that comes later, when all the important work has been done. Perfection, we know, is finality; and finality is death."
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Postby dingosatemybaby » Wed Jun 02, 2004 8:19 pm

Big Booger wrote:Who coined the term dingleberry?

:D


Now THAT'S a question for Cecil at The Straight Dope.

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/index.html
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Postby Taro Toporific » Wed Jun 02, 2004 8:57 pm

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Postby AssKissinger » Wed Jun 02, 2004 9:03 pm

Woking with mentally handicapped folks you see the craziest shit. I got some wild stories.
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Postby Big Booger » Wed Jun 02, 2004 10:54 pm

http://web.archive.org/web/20030604140245/tardblog.com/sa/11-23.htm

Priceless.
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Postby dingosatemybaby » Thu Jun 03, 2004 10:51 am

"During a period of exciting discovery or progress there is no time to plan the perfect headquarters. The time for that comes later, when all the important work has been done. Perfection, we know, is finality; and finality is death."
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Postby Taro Toporific » Thu Jun 03, 2004 11:05 am

dingosatemybaby wrote:Re: this really unfortunate incident: wait for the Japanese press to start the inevitable pompous-ass editorializing about the dangers of the evil, evil "internet."


Pompous-ass editorializing is now in full gear for your pleasure... Ohhhh, the "confusion" of it all. (Why is " confusion" mistranslated all the time?)


Internet chat can trigger conflict, confusion among kids
Asahi Shimbun, Japan - June 3... bulletin boards, bickering can often escalate and damage relationships,'' said Takayo Okubo, an official of the Internet Association Japan, a nonprofit group ...
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Postby Big Booger » Thu Jun 03, 2004 11:18 am

I wonder if Internet Message boards can have the same effect tahehehehe...

This little girl needs locked up in a secure ward of a mental facility. Prime target for a lobotomy..

Taking a box cutter to someone's neck is not becoming of a lady. Too much SOTL or Hannibal... or maybe Battle Royale.. Who knows.

The thing is, they'll just write this off as a juvenile experience. "She was troubled, but after counseling (if that), she'll be fine"
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Pongi TV made her do it!

Postby Taro Toporific » Thu Jun 03, 2004 9:49 pm

Big Booger wrote:Taking a box cutter to someone's neck is not becoming of a lady. Too much SOTL or Hannibal... or maybe Battle Royale.. Who knows.


It was JAPANESE TV *MYSTERIES* not movies or the Internet.

Lawyers Say Child Admits Killing Classmate, Plotting Death
AP / 8:20 am EDT June 3, 2004
....A family court judge hasn't decided yet whether to prosecute the child.
One of the lawyers who've been questioning the sixth-grader said she's told them she doesn't know why she did it but would like to apologize. He quoted her as saying she got the idea from a murder-mystery on television and probably wouldn't have done it if she had thought about it longer.


Or maybe it was Japanese advertising...
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Postby AssKissinger » Fri Jun 04, 2004 6:52 pm

Wow. This Japanese dude is as stupid as Jesse Helms.

http://www.japantoday.com/e/?content=news&cat=9&id=300968

Minister blames women's advancement for school slaying


Friday, June 4, 2004 at 12:45 JST
TOKYO — Disaster management minister Kiichi Inoue suggested Friday that women's social advancement is to blame for a recent murder case in which an 11-year-old girl admitted to killing her classmate at a primary school in Sasebo, Nagasaki Prefecture.

"It seems to show that assertive women are increasing," the 72-year-old Inoue told a press conference, referring to the Sasebo case. "It must be the first such case involving a girl," he said. "The gap between men and women appears to be have been narrowing recently


Anybody else thinking radiation poisoning?
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Re: Pongi TV made her do it!

Postby Ol Dirty Gaijin » Fri Jun 04, 2004 11:46 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:Or maybe it was Japanese advertising...

Ripped off from Nekobaba.


That does be BS Taro, you and I both know KAI razors have trouble cutting anything decent although they do a good replication of 100 paper cuts to the face.
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Re: Fatso Burikko (Lost-in-Translations)

Postby kamome » Sat Jun 05, 2004 12:28 am

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Postby AssKissinger » Sat Jun 05, 2004 5:23 am

false


pretending not to understand


furi/buri kuchi/guchi


And "ko" just means young girl in this case, it's not just a syllable in a girl's name.


Same kanji, isn't it? From either kodomo or Mikako?

You're being kind of a hard-ass, aren't you kamome?
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Postby AssKissinger » Sat Jun 05, 2004 3:13 pm

These women are just too energetic. Maybe this old geezer can help 'em work off that homicidal tension.


http://www.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/getarticle.pl5?nn20040605a2.htm

A 72-year-old House of Representatives lawmaker on Friday attributed an 11-year-old girl's fatal stabbing of a classmate in Sasebo, Nagasaki Prefecture, to "an increase in the number of women brimming with energy."


But he's wrong. Battle Royal made her do it.

http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/news/20040605p2a00m0dm003000c.html

The 11-year-old girl currently in the custody of the family court has told the police "I read 'Battle Royale' a lot."


I got another idea. Maybe she's just totally fucked up for no reason at all.
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Postby kamome » Sun Jun 06, 2004 1:04 am

AssKissinger wrote:You're being kind of a hard-ass, aren't you kamome?


Nah, I'm just schooling yours. :D
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Postby Taro Toporific » Mon Jun 07, 2004 10:20 am

AssKissinger wrote:These women are just too energetic. Maybe this old geezer can help 'em work off that homicidal tension.
http://www.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/getarticle.pl5?nn20040605a2.htm
But he's wrong. Battle Royal made her do it.
http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/news/20040605p2a00m0dm003000c.html


Naaaaaaah, the Japan Times' lead editoral says it's IRAQ that made her do it. :?

'All the news without concern or taste'(tm) wrote:EDITORIAL
What was the girl thinking?

The Japan Times: June 7, 2004
....Almost certainly, all of the children who have committed murders in recent years have understood, in words, the importance of human life. But children also watch news about Iraq, for example, and know that many precious lives are being lost every day. Life then looks very cheap indeed. Teaching the preciousness of life in words proves to be an extremely difficult task.
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Postby AssKissinger » Wed Jun 09, 2004 7:11 am

Update: They might send her to reform school because she was bad.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=516&e=5&u=/ap/20040608/ap_on_re_as/japan_girl_killing

Kyodo New agency said court proceedings would be completed by June 29, unless psychological tests are ordered


Maybe, she's crazy. Who knows? But I think I know just the boy for her...

Last July, a 12-year-old boy in Nagasaki — a city just north of Sasebo — was accused of kidnapping, molesting and murdering a 4-year-old by shoving him off a roof. In 1997, a 14-year-old beheaded an 11-year-old neighbor


Maybe they can all get together and make a movie or form a rock band or something.
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Postby Taro Toporific » Wed Jun 09, 2004 11:36 am

AssKissinger wrote:Maybe, she's crazy. Who knows? But I think I know just the boy for her...
Last July, a 12-year-old boy in Nagasaki &#8212]

Maybe they can all get together and make a movie or form a rock band or something.


And their band name would be????

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