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Bin Laden Is Dead, U.S. Official Says

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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Wed May 11, 2011 5:52 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:So booze is bad but MJ is OK with Allah?


Well, you learn something new every day, huh?
Here I was thinking that when Islams got stoned, they were buried up to their necks and their mates (and women wearing fake beards) hurled rocks at their heads until they died.....
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Wed May 11, 2011 6:28 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:and women wearing fake beards


Them beards ain't fake. :crazy3:
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Postby Ganma » Thu May 12, 2011 4:28 am

Marijuana + Viagra + Vaseline + Whitney Houston = He liked to get high while beating off to Whitney Houston. Well, that explains everything. He was one SMF!!!
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Thu May 12, 2011 3:44 pm

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Postby Ganma » Fri May 13, 2011 9:51 am

Wouldn't they have been able to trace the email to the internet cafe?

[color="black"][SIZE="5"]How bin Laden emailed[/SIZE][/color]Thanks to the operation to take bin Laden out we now know the method used. Two sources told the Associated Press that bin Laden would write an email offline on his computer and copy it to a flash drive. A courier would then take the flash drive to an Internet cafe and send the email to its intended recipient. Incoming messages were dealt with in the same manner, only in reverse.
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Fri May 13, 2011 5:30 pm

[SIZE="4"]SEAL helmet cams recorded entire bin Laden raid[/SIZE]
More accurate version of what happened includes details that bin Laden first emerged on third floor, retreated to bedroom after shot fired
A new picture emerged Thursday of what really happened the night the Navy SEALs swooped in on Osama bin Laden's compound in Pakistan.

CBS News national security correspondent David Martin reports the 40 minutes it took to kill bin Laden and scoop his archives into garbage bags were all recorded by tiny helmet cameras worn by each of the 25 SEALs.

Officials reviewing those videos are still reconstructing a more accurate version of what happened. We now know that the only firefight took place in the guest house, where one of bin Laden's couriers opened fire and was quickly gunned down. No one in the main building got off a shot or was even armed, although there were weapons nearby...
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Postby bidayuhboy » Sat May 14, 2011 2:08 am

Exclusive: Pornography found in bin Laden hideout: officials

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/exclusive-pornography-found-bin-laden-hideout-officials-162214194.html

No word if any goats were included in the findings...
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Thu May 19, 2011 10:51 pm

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Postby Bucky » Tue May 24, 2011 5:09 am

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"The joke in Pakistan is that Bin Laden called in his location to CIA because he was being driven mad cooped up for five years with so many wives and children," said Rehman Malik, Pakistan's interior minister.

He was going stark raving mad, I tell ya, MAD!
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OBL x James Brown

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Postby Iraira » Thu Oct 20, 2011 9:49 pm

Score another one for Obama.....Qadaffi is toast.

oh, and just to yank the chains of the Japan TeaBaggers.

Remember when President Obama invaded Libya on false pretenses, spent a trillion dollars, gave out no-bid contracts to war-profiteers, and got 5,000 soldiers killed, and killed 500,000 Libyans just to get one guy? Me neither.
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Postby nikoneko » Thu Oct 20, 2011 10:06 pm

You must spread A FUCK TON of Reputation around before giving it to Iraira again.
Well said.
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Postby Russell » Thu Oct 20, 2011 10:15 pm

Iraira wrote:Score another one for Obama.....Qadaffi is toast.

oh, and just to yank the chains of the Japan TeaBaggers.

Remember when President Obama invaded Libya on false pretenses, spent a trillion dollars, gave out no-bid contracts to war-profiteers, and got 5,000 soldiers killed, and killed 500,000 Libyans just to get one guy? Me neither.

Is this supposed to be some kind of graduation ceremony for Obama?
Let's check:

- invaded Libya on false pretenses: likely
- spent a trillion dollars: not yet, at least not in Libya
- gave out no-bid contracts to war-profiteers: we don't know yet
- got 5,000 soldiers killed: not yet, but neither were those 5000 killed in the first months of the Iraq and Afghanistan invasions
- killed 500,000 Libyans: not yet, but let's see how it develops
- just to get one guy: yes, he's got him! Now what?!? Just hoping he has an exit strategy...

But, compared to W, I must admit, Obama is a genius... :eye:
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Postby omae mona » Thu Oct 20, 2011 10:46 pm

Russell wrote:Is this supposed to be some kind of graduation ceremony for Obama?
Let's check:

- invaded Libya on false pretenses: likely

Yep, those four soldiers the U.S. sent to Libya totally kicked ass invading that country. I can't wait to see the movie.


- gave out no-bid contracts to war-profiteers: we don't know yet

Most likely he bought some of this stuff for the four soldiers. The $65 per guy was too much for Obama's predecessor to spend to protect soldiers' genitals from being blown up by IEDs specifically designed to neuter guys.

- got 5,000 soldiers killed: not yet, but neither were those 5000 killed in the first months of the Iraq and Afghanistan invasions

I was never good at math but isn't 5,000 more than 4?

- just to get one guy: yes, he's got him! Now what?!? Just hoping he has an exit strategy...

Those four guys "got" Qaddafi?

UPDATE: mea culpa... looks like we actually sent in 16 guys. Sneaky bastards, sending in all those troops without congressional approval...
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Postby Coligny » Thu Oct 20, 2011 10:52 pm

Wait you mean he's not our best buddy anymoar ?

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I'm le confused...

UPDATE: mea culpa... looks like we actually sent in 16 guys. Sneaky bastards, sending in all those troops without congressional approval...


16 to 1, that's quite a dick move...
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Postby Russell » Thu Oct 20, 2011 11:17 pm

omae mona wrote:Yep, those four soldiers the U.S. sent to Libya totally kicked ass invading that country. I can't wait to see the movie.

Most likely he bought some of this stuff for the four soldiers. The $65 per guy was too much for Obama's predecessor to spend to protect soldiers' genitals from being blown up by IEDs specifically designed to neuter guys.

I was never good at math but isn't 5,000 more than 4?

Those four guys "got" Qaddafi?

UPDATE: mea culpa... looks like we actually sent in 16 guys. Sneaky bastards, sending in all those troops without congressional approval...

Fuck, you're telling me that there are less US soldiers involved in Libya than Dutch soldiers, which is 200? Must be missing sumthing.
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Postby Iraira » Thu Oct 20, 2011 11:26 pm

Russell wrote:Fuck, you're telling me that there are less US soldiers involved in Libya than Dutch soldiers, which is 200? Must be missing sumthing.


I think that the 200 Dutch are on a fact finding mission for the government regarding opening up a few cafes (I've got the munchies) and after all it is Fall hooker recruitment season.....just unloading a few stereotypes on a pleasant Thursday night.
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Postby Russell » Thu Oct 20, 2011 11:33 pm

Iraira wrote:I think that the 200 Dutch are on a fact finding mission for the government regarding opening up a few cafes (I've got the munchies) and after all it is Fall hooker recruitment season.....just unloading a few stereotypes on a pleasant Thursday night.

Mmm... I just wish this image of Dutch soldiers abroad would get through to our politicians. But you are right, it is probably spot on. And... they managed to get themselves captured (3 of them) by a bunch of idiots.
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Qadaffi wins wet t-shirt contest

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Postby Russell » Fri Oct 21, 2011 1:02 am

2triky wrote:ImageQadaffi wins wet t-shirt contest

But then, the guy has won prizes all his life for his clothing choices...
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Postby 2triky » Fri Oct 21, 2011 1:06 am

Russell wrote:But then, the guy has won prizes all his life for his clothing choices...


Rarely has anybody worn a bed sheet better. He evolved fashion and set the trend with his avant garde hair styling.

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Postby Russell » Fri Oct 21, 2011 1:21 am

2triky wrote:Rarely has anybody worn a bed sheet better. He evolved fashion and set the trend with his avant garde hair styling.

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Methinks his facial cream choices were also great. Perhaps a customer of Olympus?
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Postby 2triky » Fri Oct 21, 2011 1:38 am

Russell wrote:Methinks his facial cream choices were also great. Perhaps a customer of Olympus?


His swarthy complexion is a concession to his ancestors, the pirates of Tripoli.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Fri Oct 21, 2011 7:22 am

Though glad to see him go, I wonder if we'll ever see another world leader willingly be so open to display their flatulence in the infidel media?
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Postby 2triky » Fri Oct 21, 2011 7:56 am

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:Though glad to see him go, I wonder if we'll ever see another world leader willingly be so open to display their flatulence in the infidel media?


That boy let loose, proving once again viable quantities of natural gas need not be found at the bottom of the well. He must have hit up Pink Taco in Hollywood before sitting down with Larry in the studio.
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Postby AssKissinger » Fri Oct 21, 2011 9:45 am

2triky wrote:Rarely has anybody worn a bed sheet better. He evolved fashion and set the trend with his avant garde hair styling.

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Postby Russell » Fri Oct 21, 2011 9:47 am

2triky wrote:His swarthy complexion is a concession to his ancestors, the pirates of Tripoli.

There must be billions of years of evolution behind it.

BREAKING NEWS: Qadaffi wore a wig.

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He wore a wig? And then he comes up with that?!?
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Postby 2triky » Fri Oct 21, 2011 9:54 am

Russell wrote:There must be billions of years of evolution behind it.

BREAKING NEWS: Qadaffi wore a wig.

8O 8O 8O

He wore a wig? And then he comes up with that?!?


I guess we just have to wait for pics of his bloodied bald ass to show up on the internet.

Question is why didn't he get plugs or go GLH?

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Postby Russell » Fri Oct 21, 2011 9:54 am

AssKissinger wrote:[SIZE="7"][font="Book Antiqua"][color="YellowGreen"]SANTANA!!![/color][/font][/SIZE]

Yeah, but Santana could play the music, while Qaddafi could only face the music. :cool:
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Postby 2triky » Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:04 am

Russell wrote:Yeah, but Santana could play the music, while Qaddafi could only face the music. :cool:


Yeah and Santana grubs on Tacos Al Pastor but Qaddafi had to pass because they weren't Halal. They would have never gotten along.
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