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Postby Doctor Stop » Thu Sep 30, 2010 9:07 pm

Screwed Up Eyes wrote:What about spotted dick?
They can cure you of that at the Bluff Clinic.
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Cheez-whiz fondue chicken burger?

Postby Taro Toporific » Tue Oct 05, 2010 2:56 pm

McD's latest offering: mcdonalds.co.jp/menu/limited/ckn
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Postby Greji » Wed Oct 06, 2010 12:01 pm

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Damn Taro, where do you get all this sexy stuff?
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Postby Mulboyne » Wed Oct 20, 2010 12:11 pm

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Postby Taro Toporific » Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:57 pm

Mulboyne wrote:J.S. Burger...is on a street-level corner near the Shibuya Tower records.


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It better be Kobe beef..

Postby IkemenTommy » Wed Oct 20, 2010 3:01 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:Are ya sending us to a Roach Coach now? ]
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Jesus H Christ! Only in Japan where anyone would be spending 7 bucks for a frickin hot dog!
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Postby IparryU » Wed Oct 20, 2010 3:14 pm

IkemenTommy wrote:Jesus H Christ! Only in Japan where anyone would be spending 7 bucks for a frickin hot dog!

Jesus H is right...

7 bucks for 2 hot dogs, a supersize drink, freedom fries, and some buffalo wings? more reasonable
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Postby Screwed Up Eyes » Wed Oct 20, 2010 4:25 pm

IkemenTommy wrote:Jesus H Christ! Only in Japan where anyone would be spending 7 bucks for a frickin hot dog!


In its defense, that hot dog looks as though it's swallowed one of Greji's little blue diamonds, in which case 7 bucks may not be such a bad deal after all. It looks positively excited at the prospect of being eaten...
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Postby IparryU » Wed Oct 20, 2010 6:48 pm

Screwed Up Eyes wrote:In its defense, that hot dog looks as though it's swallowed one of Greji's little blue diamonds, in which case 7 bucks may not be such a bad deal after all. It looks positively excited at the prospect of being eaten...
I tell you right now, being a hootin tootin, red white and blue bleeding, bonafide (IPU spelling) Yankee, that hot dog aint looking too good :(

Costco in Japan has better dogs than that, that is just a Japanese mockery.
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Postby Greji » Wed Oct 20, 2010 10:08 pm

Screwed Up Eyes wrote:It looks positively excited at the prospect of being eaten...

Me too!
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Postby waruta » Thu Oct 21, 2010 2:11 am

Doctor Stop wrote:They can cure you of that at the Bluff Clinic.


didn't know anyone else knew of the 'Bluff. Farking 15,000yen "emergency" fee if you don't have an appointment 2 weeks ahead of time.....
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Postby Doctor Stop » Thu Oct 21, 2010 9:23 am

waruta wrote:didn't know anyone else knew of the 'Bluff. Farking 15,000yen "emergency" fee if you don't have an appointment 2 weeks ahead of time.....
I've got a point card.
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'burger was made from beef, pork and milk'

Postby Taro Toporific » Tue Dec 28, 2010 12:09 pm

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Huge hamburger made in Miyazaki sets Guinness record
MIYAZAKI, Japan, Dec. 27 | AP (Kyodo)---A giant hamburger, which was created in the city of Miyazaki last year and weighed 136.2 kilograms, has been certified as the world's largest hamburger on sale by the Guinness Book of World Records....
The hamburger -- 92 centimeters in diameter, 44 centimeters in height -- was made during a beach event on July 4, 2009, by Phoenix Seagaia Resort, the operator of Seagaia resort facilities in Miyazaki Prefecture.
It aimed at making a hamburger that weighed more than 113 kg...Phoenix Seagaia sold two hamburgers of that size to a corporation and a vocational school in Miyazaki at 150,000 yen ...
...The giant hamburger was made from beef, pork and milk from Miyazaki Prefecture...more...
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Postby Bucky » Sat Jan 15, 2011 10:41 am

Somebody doesn't like McDonalds.:puke:
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I guess she shouldn't try to eat pizza in Japan. But then again, who knows maybe she'd like corn and tuna pizza.

If you think McDonald's here in the United States is unhealthy, you should see what it's serving up in Japan.

The fast food chain recently rolled out its "Big America 2 campaign" featuring four burgers named after U.S. locales, and it's proving to be a hit with Japanese customers.

Just wait until you see what's on these quarter-pound burgers. (I absolutely hate that this is now how people in Japan think most of us Americans eat on an everyday basis.)

The Miami Burger (photo above) is topped with cheese, tortilla chips, shredded lettuce, and taco meat with a spicy tomato chili sauce. Calories: 557.

The Idaho Burger is topped with melted cheese, a deep-fried hash brown (which might be McDonald's all-time best product -- I approve!), bacon strips, onions, and pepper-and-mustard sauce. Calories: 713.

The Texas 2 Burger is topped with chili, three buns, cheese, and bacon. Calories: 645.

And, the Manhattan Burger is topped with pastrami, cheese, and sour cream sauce. Calories: 514.

According to the Wall Street Journal, Japanese customers -- especially men in the 18-30 age bracket -- are going wild for these All-American burgers. In fact, their popularity is particularly ironic given 1) the Japanese are traditionally more slender and have healthier diets than Americans; and 2) McDonald's here in the States is making a concerted move toward more healthier menu items like salads and oatmeal.

Yet, there are some factors working directly in McDonald's Japan's favor, which might explain the success of these burgers. First, Japanese customers are suckers for anything that's offered for a "limited time" -- and that's exactly how these burgers are being marketed.

Moreover, fast food has yet to be vilified in Japan like it is in this country. In other words, it's still cool to get excited about fast food in Japan.

Still, I'd appreciate a disclaimer in the McDonald's advertisements for these burgers that assures the people of Japan that not all Americans eat like this every day and not all of us put tortilla chips on top of our burgers.

But maybe it's too late for that.
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Postby Mulboyne » Thu Mar 10, 2011 6:53 pm

Gal Sone was judging a regional burger contest:

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Here's the winner, a buta kakuni (braised pork belly) burger:

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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Thu Mar 10, 2011 6:58 pm

Mulboyne wrote:Gal Sone was judging a regional burger contest:

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Here's the winner, a buta kakuni (braised pork belly) burger:

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MEAT MONSTER vs. ALL HEAVY

Postby Taro Toporific » Tue Apr 12, 2011 10:14 am

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The new MEAT MONSTER® from Burger King Japan includes:
    Beef
    Cheese
    Bacon
    More beef
    More cheese
    Chicken
    BBQ sauce / ketchup / snot mayonnaise
    Unhealthy lettuce, tomato, onions, pickles
    1160 calories
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Postby JAVGOD » Thu Apr 14, 2011 3:12 pm

Nothing like Mickey D's "McCrap" wraps in Tokyo...Does anyone eat those things?
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Postby Coligny » Thu Apr 14, 2011 4:11 pm

JAVGOD wrote:Nothing like Mickey D's "McCrap" wraps in Tokyo...Does anyone eat those things?


No Burger King in Toyohashi that I knows of... You have an idea were the closest could be in Aichi ? I'd go on the spot...

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Postby matsuki » Thu Apr 14, 2011 4:35 pm

There's one near the Seibu Shinjuku station...heading that way tonight...not a bad way to begin a night of drinking as long as it doesn't hit reverse.
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Postby Taro Toporific » Sun Aug 07, 2011 10:28 am

I spotted this in Google News and immediately thought this was a new Japanese burger horror...

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...but it's just francophile, pink Champagne Macaron flecked with gold.(via NYPost.com)
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Postby Taro Toporific » Wed Nov 16, 2011 2:28 pm

... benchmark in Japanese food terrorism: Mayonnaise Noodle Burgers!
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Postby Catoneinutica » Wed Nov 16, 2011 2:48 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:[SIZE="5"]Best burger - BEST KOREA!
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-I wonder if they offer a D-Lux version where they torture to death the meat-source animal (eg, a losing NK sports-team player) to make the burger more flavorful...
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Postby Coligny » Wed Nov 16, 2011 3:51 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:[SIZE="5"]Best burger - BEST KOREA!
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this is soooo depressing... :-(

Sidenote did some shopping in saigon...

They even got Mirabelle marmelade !!! and carambar, granola, pepito and Prince cookies...
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Postby Catoneinutica » Wed Nov 16, 2011 4:02 pm

Coligny wrote:this is soooo depressing... :-(

Sidenote did some shopping in saigon...

They even got Mirabelle marmelade !!! and carambar, granola, pepito and Prince cookies...


It says something about Japan that it's easier to find delicacies like that in Saigon than in Tokyo.

Watch out for phunky pho! There's a chain of pho restaurants that are cheap and relatively clean]indochine[/I] chix?
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Postby Coligny » Wed Nov 16, 2011 5:32 pm

Pho24... nearly at every corner...

as for Mirabelle marmalade... the only you'll find in Japan are at my place... the fact that you can only buy it for 3-4 month a year after the pickup season in France is not exactly helping either...

but yeah... that shop had the same endless selection of food as your average french supah... the marmalade shelves were literally endless, the was more cheeze than i even heard of, 10 kind of mayonnaise and even all the new variation of hipsterish 'bio' version of cookies, soup and noodles. As well as boulgour and instant cooked wheat... stuffs...

and the book shops have BOOKs in it!!! (not just pedophyle anf homoerotic cartoon picture books)

they also sell the most depressing 2012 calendar yet to be seen... tribute to Steve Jobs (his biographies can be found absolutely everywhere). Every month with one of his cult-ish picture. And the list of all Apple major product breakthrough... I think i'll stick with Aki Hoshino "big boobs in a landscape" as usual for the loo...
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Wed Nov 16, 2011 5:36 pm

Coligny wrote:Pho24... nearly at every corner...

as for Mirabelle marmalade... the only you'll find in Japan are at my place... the fact that you can only buy it for 3-4 month a year after the pickup season in France is not exactly helping either...

but yeah... that shop had the same endless selection of food as your average french supah... the marmalade shelves were literally endless, the was more cheeze than i even heard of, 10 kind of mayonnaise and even all the new variation of hipsterish 'bio' version of cookies, soup and noodles. As well as boulgour and instant cooked wheat... stuffs...

and the book shops have BOOKs in it!!! (not just pedophyle anf homoerotic cartoon picture books)

they also sell the most depressing 2012 calendar yet to be seen... tribute to Steve Jobs (his biographies can be found absolutely everywhere). Every month with one of his cult-ish picture. And the list of all Apple major product breakthrough... I think i'll stick with Aki Hoshino "big boobs in a landscape" as usual for the loo...


I've never done Nam but one thing I loved when I was in Laos was the cheap fresh baguettes in the market in the morning. Japan will never get bread.
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Wed Nov 16, 2011 5:40 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:I've never done Nam but one thing I loved when I was in Laos was the cheap fresh baguettes in the market in the morning. Japan will never get bread.

Yep, I had better bread in China last year than I ever had in Japan.
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Postby Coligny » Wed Nov 16, 2011 6:06 pm

Mike Oxlong wrote:Yep, I had better bread in China last year than I ever had in Japan.



Come to Toyohashi guys... either Valor or Top Value have major kick ass bakers... seriously unbelivabul...
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Postby Greji » Fri Nov 18, 2011 4:18 pm

Coligny wrote:Pho24... nearly at every corner...

If you see any half's running around with a goat or two in tow. Say hi for me. They should be pretty old by now, since I haven't been there since the war....
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