'HO, HO, HO!' Post retarded Japanese Kurisumasu news here

by **Russell** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 10:23 pm

[quote="Greji"]Nah, I just sent him some &#1495]
OK, now I understand. You must be quite some craftsman then.

by **Samurai_Jerk** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 11:12 pm

Iraira wrote:There was no gelt in that card...gelt which rhymes with guilt....I sense a pattern here wit' my peeps.

by **Iraira** » Fri Nov 04, 2011 4:40 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:

So glad I grew up left coast.

by **Coligny** » Fri Nov 04, 2011 9:59 am

2 things....

1- hummm sexxxyyyy pooddulz

2- In which country you can make this kind of video without every busybody shouting "OMG OMG OMFG ANTISEMAÏÏÏTE... SHUT DOWN TH3 INTERWABZ NAZY MASHEEEEENNN !!!1!!!!!!!ELEVENTYONEONEONEONE!!!!..." and every pseudo anti whatever association trying to get their piece of the cake in front of the camera ?

by **Samurai_Jerk** » Fri Nov 04, 2011 2:06 pm

Coligny wrote:In which country you can make this kind of video without every busybody shouting "OMG OMG OMFG ANTISEMA&Iuml]

It's OK because she's Jewish. Don't you know the rules?

Iraira wrote:So glad I grew up left coast.

Please. Everyone knows that real Jews don't come from the West Coast. They come from ....

Dixie!

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by **matsuki** » Fri Nov 04, 2011 2:33 pm

Iraira wrote:So glad I grew up left coast.

x9999999999999

by **Samurai_Jerk** » Fri Nov 04, 2011 6:36 pm

chokonen888 wrote:x9999999999999

Glad you guys are from there too. The last thing we need on the East Coast is more whiney pantie-waist PC fags (i.e. guys from the West Coast).

by **Iraira** » Fri Nov 04, 2011 11:40 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Glad you guys are from there too. The last thing we need on the East Coast is more whiney pantie-waist PC fags (i.e. guys from the West Coast).

East Coast don't surf.

by **matsuki** » Sat Nov 05, 2011 11:31 am

Heh, I didn't watch the video and missed the political reference. I'm glad I grew up WEST coast but as far political views, you guys probably already know I'm not very PC nor do I lean either way really. (Left vs. Right reminds me of "We Japanese" mentality)

by **Samurai_Jerk** » Sat Nov 05, 2011 12:47 pm

chokonen888 wrote:Heh, I didn't watch the video and missed the political reference. I'm glad I grew up WEST coast but as far political views, you guys probably already know I'm not very PC nor do I lean either way really. (Left vs. Right reminds me of "We Japanese" mentality)

I think you're confusing the East Coast with the South. The North East is pretty fucking blue.

by **matsuki** » Sun Nov 06, 2011 3:28 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:I think you're confusing the East Coast with the South. The North East is pretty fucking blue.

I'm staying away from red vs. blue with my nice chrome suit that will reflect the color of whoever is staring at me.

(and no, not agreeing either way, just pointless to get into political discussions with people so entrenched in their beliefs they feel a need to push them on others)

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Mon Nov 07, 2011 5:58 pm

by **Iraira** » Mon Nov 07, 2011 10:12 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:

Oh, SDH, I never thought you would ask...where's my diamond ring, sukkah?

by **gaijinpunch** » Tue Nov 08, 2011 8:39 am

Hey look -- a new way to propose!

by **Greji** » Tue Nov 08, 2011 12:35 pm

Iraira wrote:where's my diamond ring, sukkah?

Don't listen to him Hair, I gotta two fisted diamond quarter in me shorts that the boy can have if he's that hard up!
:cool:

by **Coligny** » Tue Nov 08, 2011 12:53 pm

Greji wrote:Don't listen to him Hair, I gotta two fisted diamond quarter in me shorts that the boy can have if he's that hard up!

Beware guys, the old man is a crook... It's only polished brass, not diamond...

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Tue Nov 08, 2011 5:23 pm

You guys are looking at the wrong bloke if you want diamonds...the closest thing I've got is if I bend over and moon you, my arsehole kinda looks like it's star-shaped, but it doesn't twinkle (that function's on the other side)

by **Iraira** » Tue Nov 08, 2011 10:12 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:You guys are looking at the wrong bloke if you want diamonds...the closest thing I've got is if I bend over and moon you, my arsehole kinda looks like it's star-shaped, but it doesn't twinkle (that function's on the other side)

How did you attain such first hand knowledge of the shape of your particular "arsehole*"?

*had to Google this foreign-looking word to figure out what it was.

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Wed Nov 09, 2011 7:54 am

Iraira wrote:How did you attain such first hand knowledge of the shape of your particular "arsehole*"?

*had to Google this foreign-looking word to figure out what it was.

Friend once said they wanted to take a photo of me looking at my most intelligent. I thought of holding my chin between my thumb and index finger while putting on a serious look for the lens, but ended up getting down on all fours and mooning the camera because I thought it would be more accurate.

by **Coligny** » Wed Nov 09, 2011 9:53 am

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:Friend once said they wanted to take a photo of me looking at my most intelligent. I thought of holding my chin between my thumb and index finger while putting on a serious look for the lens, but ended up getting down on all fours and mooning the camera because I thought it would be more accurate.

Sooo that's how they tricked people in amateur pron in these early days of animated daguerreotypes...

by **Greji** » Wed Nov 09, 2011 10:07 am

Iraira wrote:*had to Google this foreign-looking word to figure out what it was.

Hair's from just west of Ayre's Rock. They don't recognize English as a language out there.....
:cool:

by **Taro Toporific** » Thu Nov 24, 2011 9:44 am

restofthestory

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Fri Nov 25, 2011 12:19 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:restofthestory

Surely this is not a Ku Krux Kurisumasu?

by **Coligny** » Fri Nov 25, 2011 12:37 pm

That's not a Fouga side mirror...

by **ketchupkatsu** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 5:36 pm

(CBS) A jewelry retailer in Japan has decided to make a holiday tree out of what it knows best - gold.

The Ginza Tanaka "Golden Christmas Tree" is made from 26 pounds of the precious metal and stands at 8.2 feet tall...... link

by **Marked Trail** » Tue Dec 13, 2011 11:15 am

by **Taro Toporific** » Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:44 pm

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by **Mike Oxlong** » Wed Dec 14, 2011 1:32 pm

ketchupkatsu wrote:(CBS) A jewelry retailer in Japan has decided to make a holiday tree out of what it knows best - gold.

The Ginza Tanaka "Golden Christmas Tree" is made from 26 pounds of the precious metal and stands at 8.2 feet tall...... link

I wonder how much longer they are gonna be able to waste gold like this...?

Japan's gold exports at highest level since 1985

by **Taro Toporific** » Fri Dec 23, 2011 11:24 am

Been naughty this year?

via: Engrish.com---Photo courtesy of Erik Elder...found in Japan.

...

by **Mike Oxlong** » Fri Dec 23, 2011 7:50 pm

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