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Princess Aiko is deformed

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Postby hundefar » Mon Oct 13, 2008 7:55 pm

gomichild wrote:Image

Sweet! :D
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Mon Oct 13, 2008 9:00 pm

Yokohammer wrote:By all means. Do your darnedest.

While you're at it why don't you post a photo of yourself so we can all ridicule what a fat/ugly/pimply/deformed mug you have ... or whatever other faults we can find with it. I'm sure you won't mind at all since that's exactly what you're doing to a little girl you don't even know and who has done absolutely nothing to you or anyone else. You couldn't possible be offended. That would be hypocrisy, wouldn't it.

Besides, you have a sense of humor.


Actually, she has posted a link to pics of herself in beyond fucked.
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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Mon Oct 13, 2008 10:59 pm

Yokohammer wrote:By all means. Do your darnedest.

While you're at it why don't you post a photo of yourself so we can all ridicule what a fat/ugly/pimply/deformed mug you have ... or whatever other faults we can find with it. I'm sure you won't mind at all since that's exactly what you're doing to a little girl you don't even know and who has done absolutely nothing to you or anyone else. You couldn't possible be offended. That would be hypocrisy, wouldn't it.

Besides, you have a sense of humor.


i believe there's a picture of me on my profile. and no, i probably won't be offended, because i know all too well exactly where i am posting.

i have lot of humour. just ask my extra boyfriend! :D
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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Mon Oct 13, 2008 11:00 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Actually, she has posted a link to pics of herself in beyond fucked.


i have? you been taking pics of me in my sleep again??? :P
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Postby gomichild » Mon Oct 13, 2008 11:08 pm

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:i believe there's a picture of me on my profile.


Wait.. you aren't a scrawny blue person???
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Postby IkemenTommy » Mon Oct 13, 2008 11:35 pm

Takechanpoo wrote:No need to sorry for Aiko, all.
Because she already is no more than one of Imperial families, not special. Probably she will get married with a commoner and become herself a commoner like Kuroda Sayako did.

Don't worry, a small stride to the Roppongi "dark side" will get her matched up with some gaijin.. whether it be some Nigerian or some European and she'll give birth to some "unpure" breed. Buahahahaha remember that.
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Postby xenomorph42 » Tue Oct 14, 2008 12:01 am

IkemenTommy wrote:Don't worry, a small stride to the Roppongi "dark side" will get her matched up with some gaijin.. whether it be some Nigerian or some European and she'll give birth to some "unpure" breed. Buahahahaha remember that.


Now, now, now, you know full well that deep inside your heart, if she were 20 something, you wouldn't hesitate to tap that ass like there is no tomorrow. Just give her some time, she could be a future closet freak for all you know.;)
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Postby Midwinter » Tue Oct 14, 2008 12:34 am

[quote="xenomorph42"]Now, now, now, you know full well that deep inside your heart, if she were 20 something, you wouldn't hesitate to tap that ass like there is no tomorrow. Just give her some time, she could be a future closet freak for all you know.]

Why wait? She's a closet freak right now. Holy shit, the goggles do nothing :D
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Postby wuchan » Tue Oct 14, 2008 12:51 am

Midwinter wrote:Holy shit, the goggles do nothing :D
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Postby pheyton » Tue Oct 14, 2008 1:17 am

I'm with Kusai, Greji and Yoko on this, it's below the bar, even for this site. Maybe when you have children you'll understand. Besides, when Take is on your side you know you're wrong.
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Tue Oct 14, 2008 1:42 am

Well, at least the suffering royals have some sympathizers...

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Postby kamome » Tue Oct 14, 2008 3:16 am

Yokohammer wrote:Wrong.


You don't get off that easy, numbnuts. Explain how there's actual abuse of a 6 year old when she's not privy to it.
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Postby Greji » Tue Oct 14, 2008 3:46 am

Takechanpoo wrote:If you gaijins blame Hisahito like you do Aiko, you will be fatally attacked by Chrysanthemum soldiers.


If that is a death threat against people on this board Take, that's a bit heavy, even for you....
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Postby AssKissinger » Tue Oct 14, 2008 7:55 am

My wife says a lot of Japanese are speculating that she actually is really mentally retarded.

These jokes are pretty low brow. Rise up to my level people!
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Postby kurohinge1 » Tue Oct 14, 2008 8:08 am

AssKissinger wrote:
My wife says a lot of Japanese are speculating that she actually is really mentally retarded . . .


I haven't met your wife, AK, but that would explain a lot.

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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Tue Oct 14, 2008 12:29 pm

gomichild wrote:Wait.. you aren't a scrawny blue person???


shhhhhh! don't blow my cover! i'm not done studying your species yet!

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Postby American Oyaji » Tue Oct 14, 2008 2:07 pm

kurohinge1 wrote:I haven't met your wife, AK, but that would explain a lot.


Sorry AK, but I LOL'd.

Don't agree with bagging on Aiko-chan though.

Is her foot really messed up or is it just the photo?
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Postby IkemenTommy » Tue Oct 14, 2008 2:18 pm

American Oyaji wrote:Is her foot really messed up or is it just the photo?

She doesn't seem to appear too much in public, but when she does, we rarely see her speak. I suspect the royals are trying to hide something.
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Postby TennoChinko » Tue Oct 14, 2008 5:18 pm

In 12 years, she'll probably end up looking like her inbred aunt.

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Hit hard with the imperial ugly stick...
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Postby Greji » Tue Oct 14, 2008 5:22 pm

TennoChinko wrote:In 12 years, she'll probably end up looking like her inbred aunt.

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Hit hard with the imperial ugly stick...


Now she's old enough, we can discuss her, plus she ain't a Royal anymore. The girl fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down....
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue Oct 14, 2008 7:33 pm

Yokohammer wrote:Am I the only person who feels that the general trend of this thread is mean spirited?
You're targeting a child, who has no choice ... in anything.


Yeah, it is pretty fucked up. Unlike ugly adults, children have no choice but to be ugly.
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Postby American Oyaji » Tue Oct 14, 2008 9:05 pm

Greji wrote:Now she's old enough, we can discuss her, plus she ain't a Royal anymore. The girl fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down....
:cool:


... and knowing you, she fell in your bed somewhere on the way down before you kicked her out to continue her fall.:cool:
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Postby xenomorph42 » Tue Oct 14, 2008 10:31 pm

Greji wrote:Now she's old enough, we can discuss her, plus she ain't a Royal anymore. The girl fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down....
:cool:


Ugly is by far an understatement, more like a like a living experiment gone amuck.
The resemblance is rather quite striking.
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Postby Charles » Tue Oct 14, 2008 11:15 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Yeah, it is pretty fucked up. Unlike ugly adults, children have no choice but to be ugly.


Quick rules of thumb I've observed from endless blog posts of people's kids:

1. Pics of your kids = cute; pics of other peoples' kids = ugly.
2. When others agree your kids are cute, they're just humoring you, because they expect you to do the same when they show pics of their kids.
3. All kids are ugly.
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Postby kamome » Wed Oct 15, 2008 3:23 am

Charles wrote:3. All kids are ugly.


GC's baby is an exception!
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Postby Charles » Wed Oct 15, 2008 4:51 am

kamome wrote:GC's baby is an exception!

You were expected to say that.

Now this is cute:

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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Wed Oct 15, 2008 12:13 pm

Charles wrote:You were expected to say that.

Now this is cute:

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Postby gomichild » Wed Oct 15, 2008 12:19 pm

Charles wrote:You were expected to say that.



Why? He's not the father or on my payroll.
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Postby Charles » Wed Oct 15, 2008 12:27 pm

gomichild wrote:Why? He's not the father or on my payroll.

He's expected to say your baby is cute, just like you're expected to say the pictures of his babies are cute. Have you never heard of honne and tatemae?
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Postby james » Wed Oct 15, 2008 12:39 pm

pheyton wrote:I'm with Kusai, Greji and Yoko on this, it's below the bar, even for this site. Maybe when you have children you'll understand. Besides, when Take is on your side you know you're wrong.


meh, i have children, see children and teach children. i have no qualms about calling a spade a spade. not that i would do so to a child directly.

some kids are just this side of mentally retarded, some are ugly, some poor souls are both. some are intelligent, some are cute and some lucky ones, like mine ;) are both.

they're all over the spectrum, just like the borderline retarded and pug-faced or supermodel card-carrying mensa member adults that procreated them. they're also everything in between.
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