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Postby Doctor Stop » Thu Feb 19, 2009 12:29 am

Behan wrote:I put on a porn channel at a love hotel once and saw a guy slip a live unagi into a condom and before it went any further I switched the channel.
This isn't what you saw, but it's awfully similar. Awfully, awfully similar. You don't want to watch this, perhaps you do, but I warned you that you probably don't want to:

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Postby Greji » Thu Feb 19, 2009 10:49 am

Doctor Stop wrote:You don't want to watch this


Why is it that I have a sudden urge to order Unagidonburi?
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Postby leitmotiv » Thu Feb 19, 2009 11:47 am

I am shocked and appalled at the comments in this thread. If I had known it would precipitate open discussion of ass-eels, late-third-trimester MILF action, and Hee-Haw induced erections, I would never have started it. It's disgusting and it's making baby jesus cry.

......OK I am a terrible liar...... MOAR PLEEZ ....very slow week at work.

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Postby Midwinter » Thu Feb 19, 2009 12:54 pm

leitmotiv wrote:I am shocked and appalled at the comments in this thread. If I had known it would precipitate open discussion of ass-eels, late-third-trimester MILF action, and Hee-Haw induced erections, I would never have started it. It's disgusting and it's making baby jesus cry.

......OK I am a terrible liar...... MOAR PLEEZ ....very slow week at work.

:drool: :bukkake: :drool:


You'll all burn in hell for this :D
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Postby Greji » Thu Feb 19, 2009 1:36 pm

leitmotiv wrote:Ilate-third-trimester MILF action


They looked pretty young to me.....
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Postby Behan » Thu Feb 19, 2009 7:24 pm

Doctor Stop wrote:This isn't what you saw, but it's awfully similar. Awfully, awfully similar. You don't want to watch this, perhaps you do, but I warned you that you probably don't want to:

NSFW


It's not the same thing because there are a whole lot more than one!:p

I wonder if she got some extra danger pay or something.
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Postby Mulboyne » Thu Feb 19, 2009 9:08 pm

Behan wrote:I put on a porn channel at a love hotel once and saw a guy slip a live unagi into a condom and before it went any further I switched the channel. What's exciting about that?


I met a girl the other day who appeared in over 50 adult videos but retired four years ago. She told a story of how she and a friend were hired for a private event where they were to dangle a bug-eyed goldfish in a guy's mouth while encouraging a snake to enter him from the other direction. Deeply concerned about animal welfare, I asked after the two creatures. Apparently, the fish didn't make it but the snake came through relatively unharmed. This presented a problem because they hadn't really thought about what to do with the snake afterwards. They considered flushing him down the toilet but eventually settled on letting him loose in Shinjuku's Chuo koen.
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Postby Sentakki Fried Chicken » Thu Feb 19, 2009 10:10 pm

Mulboyne wrote:I met a girl the other day who appeared in over 50 adult videos but retired four years ago. She told a story of how she and a friend were hired for a private event where they were to dangle a bug-eyed goldfish in a guy's mouth while encouraging a snake to enter him from the other direction. Deeply concerned about animal welfare, I asked after the two creatures. Apparently, the fish didn't make it but the snake came through relatively unharmed. This presented a problem because they hadn't really thought about what to do with the snake afterwards. They considered flushing him down the toilet but eventually settled on letting him loose in Shinjuku's Chuo koen.


I will never cease to be amazed at the kinds of conversations FG topics can inspire...
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Postby Behan » Fri Feb 20, 2009 7:50 am

Mulboyne wrote:I met a girl the other day who appeared in over 50 adult videos but retired four years ago. She told a story of how she and a friend were hired for a private event where they were to dangle a bug-eyed goldfish in a guy's mouth while encouraging a snake to enter him from the other direction. Deeply concerned about animal welfare, I asked after the two creatures. Apparently, the fish didn't make it but the snake came through relatively unharmed. This presented a problem because they hadn't really thought about what to do with the snake afterwards. They considered flushing him down the toilet but eventually settled on letting him loose in Shinjuku's Chuo koen.


I can see a mother telling her child:

'Don't pick up that snake. You never know where it's been.!
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Postby Greji » Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:46 am

Behan wrote:'Don't pick up that snake. You never know where it's been.!


or maybe..."Just follow it back to its hole" ????
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Postby Behan » Fri Feb 20, 2009 4:40 pm

Greji wrote:or maybe..."Just follow it back to its hole" ????
:cool:


Good one! Gave me a good laugh before I head to the station to get on the train to go home. :p
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