Legally fucked gaijin.

[omae mona]

[Greji]

Case study 3: the conservative, traditional Japanese way to celebrate the phallus (NSFW)

http://www.fuckedgaijin.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=3308&stc=1&d=1237888488

Damn. Thank you for not showing my face in the pic....

[Taro Toporific]

Rob's own homepage looks abandoned...

I was thinking the same thing, but Rob is still out there and he sends me weirdo links to odd news stories every few days such as yesterday's missive I received from him:
[SIZE="4"]6 Reasons North Korea is the Funniest Evil Dictatorship Ever
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[eddie]

has anyone ever seen that episode of night court with yakov smirnov (sp?)? same effing deal in the states.

[Iraira]

I'm not, but of course that is because I got the same color hair and eyes, but have the added advantage of having a larger johnson...

Yes...Takasu Clinic!

[BO-SENSEI]

I'm not, but of course that is because I got the same color hair and eyes, but have the added advantage of having a larger johnson...

wow, that's too much information, but then again, if you are bigger than me, you must have some back problems

how the fuck do you walk?

[Iraira]

how the fuck do you walk?

He lets the goat that he's attached to lead...he's very lady's first.

[Mulboyne]

...You guys may think he's on a fool's errand, but if you could, would you snap your fingers and magick away Debito and all his little activities and campaigns?...

No, I wouldn't. I'm with SJ on this one. It's quite handy having a pest around sometimes and Debito knows how to be one of those. I don't object to Debito being irritating but I do object to him being ignorant.

[wuchan]

In four pages we go from like Davie
to hate davie
to we kinda need davie
to penis love
to goat love
and back to we kinda need davie.............


Yep, another FG thread.

[Iraira]

In four pages we go from like Davie
to hate davie
to we kinda need davie
to penis love
to goat love
and back to we kinda need davie.............


Yep, another FG thread.

I set the thingamabob to display 20 messages/page, thus, I only have two pages....so can we get into a nonsensical argument about the merits/demerits of number of messages/page, to add another layer to the cycle?

[wuchan]

I set the thingamabob to display 20 messages/page, thus, I only have two pages....so can we get into a nonsensical argument about the merits/demerits of number of messages/page, to add another layer to the cycle?

Nope. 20 is greater than 10 so I bow down to your power.

[nottu]

[nottu]

[Ketou]

They'll still think all foreigners are assholes - Debito and the likes will make sure of that for you.

I really don't understand that. Do you think that if we all be nice little citizens and do whatever they want that we will be accepted? Just like the Koreans.
Acceptance here is genetic. "No purity, no Japanese..you half."

[Iraira]

Nope. 20 is greater than 10 so I bow down to your power.

Damn! I really wanted us to have a mindless internet fight that would show just how stupid we really are to the world. Guess, I'll have to go bully someone on ni-channel.

[Iraira]

Why gripe, you can get active. Dubitoo is looking for help in his quasi-class action suit against the J-govt. You can join in. Did you ever get discriminated against when seeking to rent an apartment? Did everyone else without blond hair and blue eyes get more than a pat down at the club and you missed out? Did you get shut out at Komaki?

So you're saying that he's Larry H. Parker, and he'll get you $2.1 million?

note: I'm not sure whether anyone who didn't grow up in LA will get the above.

[nottu]

[nottu]

[Ketou]

It seems you understand. What then makes you think that being a nice little citizen should get you accepted?

I know it won't. Because you were saying Debito's actions make all foreigner look like arseholes, I was wondering if you thought being a nice little citizen would get you accepted.
If not, how is it that Debito's actions could make matters worse?

[nottu]

[Samurai_Jerk]

I just can't put my finger on it

Ah, but can you put your finger in it?

[Greji]

3am on my bicycle, well inebriated,

3am and already pissed? Light weight! You miss the best part of the social evening. Hell, Noriko isn't even ready to go home 'till 5am.

[nottu]

[Greji]

[quote="nottu"]Who said I was going home? –]

Naru hodo! It was the J-cop stopping you from progressing into social good graces. Been there, done that and I think they even got my T-shirt!

[nottu]

[Greji]

He did say something about goats but I had no idea what he was talking about at the time. He started to ramble on a bit about leg length as I sped off.

Damn, that might have been Iraira on one of his Cosplay nights!

[Ketou]

[quote="nottu"]Debito would be a stupid liberal politico back in the US if he never left NY. He displays the same pathetic, childish behavior –]

Interesting reply, thanks.
Personally I am way too lazy and apathetic to either try to integrate into this society, or to try and force change. I just find it interesting and puzzling as to how the debate gets so polarised.

[nottu]

[Iraira]

Damn, that might have been Iraira on one of his Cosplay nights!

Yeah, the maid costume thing is played out, and animal costumes result in buring hemmorhoids whenever I'm in the Toranomon area which makes it necessary to warn everyone: whenever Greji says, "Hey could you pick that up for me, my lumbago is acting up...Prussian War injury, y'know", don't believe him for a minute, he was too young to serve back then.

[Greji]

Yeah, the maid costume thing is played out, and animal costumes result in buring hemmorhoids whenever I'm in the Toranomon area which makes it necessary to warn everyone: whenever Greji says, "Hey could you pick that up for me, my lumbago is acting up...Prussian War injury, y'know", don't believe him for a minute, he was too young to serve back then.

I was herding goats in Albania then, or was it Tachikawa? Some places are too much alike....