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The Return Of Charisma Man

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Postby Behan » Sat Sep 05, 2009 8:10 am

Another of Takepoo's sexual shumi surfaces.
His [Brendan Behan's] last words were to several nuns standing over his bed, "God bless you, may your sons all be bishops."
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Postby Greji » Sat Sep 05, 2009 10:55 am

Takechanpoo wrote:How many gaijin dudes among you did lose your virginity in Japan?
And how many gaijin dudes among you pretend to be like an expert despite losing your virginity in Japan?
Honestly answer it.
Please.


That question answers itself. I don't know of fgs that even think about virginity, let alone worry about it! Most don't even remember it. You've been reading too many shukanshi's Take.....
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Postby Behan » Sat Sep 05, 2009 11:42 am

Take just wants some cheap, vicarious thrills. Well, maybe not cheap for his as he probably has little to no experience apart from what he gets off his computer.
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Postby IkemenTommy » Sat Sep 05, 2009 12:13 pm

Takechanpoo wrote:How many gaijin dudes among you did lose your virginity in Japan?
And how many gaijin dudes among you pretend to be like an expert despite losing your virginity in Japan?
Honestly answer it.
Please.

I still haven't lost mine.
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Postby Greji » Sat Sep 05, 2009 12:17 pm

Behan wrote:Take just wants some cheap, vicarious thrills. Well, maybe not cheap for his as he probably has little to no experience apart from what he gets off his computer.


Naaah, Take is undoubtedly a world class chicken choker. Probably has windshield wipers installed on his computer screen to keep the view open....
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Postby American Oyaji » Sat Sep 05, 2009 12:56 pm

Takechanpoo wrote:How many gaijin dudes among you did lose your virginity in Japan?
And how many gaijin dudes among you pretend to be like an expert despite losing your virginity in Japan?
Honestly answer it.
Please.


Sorry Take, lost mine to a big booty black girl.
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Postby IkemenTommy » Sat Sep 05, 2009 12:57 pm

American Oyaji wrote:Sorry Take, lost mine to a big booty black girl.

in Japan?
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Postby BigInJapan » Sat Sep 05, 2009 4:31 pm

Takechanpoo wrote:How many gaijin dudes among you did lose your virginity in Japan? Please.

Take, you looking for a gaijin dude virgin or what?
Sorry but mine was long gone in the Great White North, years before I made it to Japan. But, I was lucky (unfortunate?) enough to relieve 3 young J ladies of their virginity in my first couple of years here (none were one-night stands either).
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Postby Catoneinutica » Sat Sep 05, 2009 6:39 pm

Take (or anyone in the know):

Is there a term similar to "Charisma Man" to describe J-oyaji in SE Asia - the kind who haven't gotten any from the wife for years and years, and have no hope of scoring a J-chick without payment, but who hit the tarmac in Thailand or the Philippines and suddenly become swaggerin', but-suckin', change-in-pocket-rattlin' playas? The kind who think the Japanese are the Alpha Asians because Japan used to be a significant economic power?
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Sat Sep 05, 2009 7:05 pm

Catoneinutica wrote:Take (or anyone in the know):

Is there a term similar to "Charisma Man" to describe J-oyaji in SE Asia - the kind who haven't gotten any from the wife for years and years, and have no hope of scoring a J-chick without payment, but who hit the tarmac in Thailand or the Philippines and suddenly become swaggerin', but-suckin', change-in-pocket-rattlin' playas? The kind who think the Japanese are the Alpha Asians because Japan used to be a significant economic power?

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Postby sublight » Sat Sep 05, 2009 8:07 pm

American Oyaji wrote:Sorry Take, lost mine to a big booty black girl.

Hey, me too! Was that you waiting by the door when I left?
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Postby Greji » Sat Sep 05, 2009 8:21 pm

American Oyaji wrote:Sorry Take, lost mine to a big booty black girl.


Why did I know there was a big booty going to be involved...
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Postby American Oyaji » Sat Sep 05, 2009 8:52 pm

IkemenTommy wrote:in Japan?


Nope. Put up overnight for MEPS and got busy that evening.
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Postby American Oyaji » Sat Sep 05, 2009 8:55 pm

sublight wrote:Hey, me too! Was that you waiting by the door when I left?


Unless you were sent to the Wilkinsburgh Holiday Inn in Pittsburgh for MEPS processing in May of 1992 and walked around with me with the lady and two other people after getting off the bus and entering the bedroom as a foursome and you were the other bloke, I'd say no.
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Postby Coligny » Tue Sep 08, 2009 12:38 am

American Oyaji wrote:Unless you were sent to the Wilkinsburgh Holiday Inn in Pittsburgh for MEPS processing in May of 1992 and walked around with me with the lady and two other people after getting off the bus and entering the bedroom as a foursome and you were the other bloke, I'd say no.


Is that what you call a run on sentence ? because, my head... it hurts...
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Postby American Oyaji » Tue Sep 08, 2009 5:04 am

Coligny wrote:Is that what you call a run on sentence ? because, my head... it hurts...


Nope. That sentence is perfectly fine!:D
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Postby kurohinge1 » Tue Sep 08, 2009 7:35 am

American Oyaji wrote:
Unless you were sent to the Wilkinsburgh Holiday Inn in Pittsburgh for MEPS processing in May of 1992 . . .


Did your MEPS clear-up? Are you still using the cream?

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Postby Coligny » Tue Sep 08, 2009 9:59 am

American Oyaji wrote:Nope. That sentence is perfectly fine!:D


albeit complicamated...
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Postby American Oyaji » Tue Sep 08, 2009 1:24 pm

Coligny wrote:albeit complicamated...


Guilty as sarged.
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