Home | Forums | Mark forums read | Search | FAQ | Login

Advanced search
Hot Topics
Buraku hot topic Stupid Youtube cunts cashing in on Logan Paul fiasco
Buraku hot topic 'Oh my gods! They killed ASIMO!'
Buraku hot topic Iran, DPRK, Nuke em, Like Japan
Buraku hot topic Re: Adam and Joe
Buraku hot topic Multiculturalism on the rise?
Buraku hot topic Homer enters the Ghibli Dimension
Buraku hot topic MARS...Let's Go!
Buraku hot topic Saying "Hai" to Halal
Buraku hot topic Japanese Can't Handle Being Fucked In Paris
Buraku hot topic Russia to sell the Northern Islands to Japan?
Change font size
  • fuckedgaijin ‹ General ‹ F*cked News

Escape from Japan

Odd news from Japan and all things Japanese around the world.
Post a reply
45 posts • Page 2 of 2 • 1, 2

Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Tue Jun 12, 2012 11:41 am

I could never have made it through university without my French letters...
Je pète dans votre direction générale
8O8O8O8O8O8O
Tiocfaidh ar la
User avatar
Screwed-down Hairdo
Maezumo
 
Posts: 6721
Joined: Wed May 20, 2009 7:03 pm
Top

Postby Coligny » Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:37 pm

what is this concept of laundry you are talking aboot ? Why would you wash something when you can buy black underpants who looks fresh like on the first day even after few month...
Marion Marechal nous voila !

Verdun

ni oubli ni pardon

never forgive never forget/ for you illiterate kapitalist pigs


Image
User avatar
Coligny
 
Posts: 21818
Images: 10
Joined: Sat Jan 17, 2009 8:12 pm
Location: Mostly big mouth and bad ideas...
  • Website
  • Personal album
Top

Postby matsuki » Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:09 pm

Coligny wrote:what is this concept of laundry you are talking aboot ? Why would you wash something when you can buy black underpants who looks fresh like on the first day even after few month...


:crazy3: I hope you're joking! I remember some of those kids coming into class....tres malodorant! :puke:
SDH "cut your dick off! It's only going to get you in more trouble!"
User avatar
matsuki
 
Posts: 16045
Joined: Wed Feb 02, 2011 4:29 pm
Location: All Aisu deserves a good bukkake
Top

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:39 pm

Speaking of dirty laundry, I heard Asian international students in the US talk about how the Japanese will wear the same clothes two days in a row. They all seemed to think it was pretty gross. I've never really noticed one way or the other but it seems to be a stereotype that they have. I'd call them the French of the Orient but it took two nukes to make them surrender (it only took a parade for the French). The Japs might have little tiny balls but at least they got 'em!
Faith is believing what you know ain't so. -- Mark Twain
User avatar
Samurai_Jerk
Maezumo
 
Posts: 14387
Joined: Mon Feb 09, 2004 7:11 am
Location: Tokyo
Top

Postby matsuki » Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:26 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Speaking of dirty laundry, I heard Asian international students in the US talk about how the Japanese will wear the same clothes two days in a row. They all seemed to think it was pretty gross. I've never really noticed one way or the other but it seems to be a stereotype that they have. I'd call them the French of the Orient but it took two nukes to make them surrender (it only took a parade for the French). The Japs might have little tiny balls but at least they got 'em!


I've actually seen that a lot over here......but it may or may not be because I was able to get them to to my place for a lemur romp when they weren't planning on it :cool:
SDH "cut your dick off! It's only going to get you in more trouble!"
User avatar
matsuki
 
Posts: 16045
Joined: Wed Feb 02, 2011 4:29 pm
Location: All Aisu deserves a good bukkake
Top

Postby Coligny » Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:58 pm

Come on, you don't have spare uniforms from all the highschool around your place to lend to yer one night stands ?
Marion Marechal nous voila !

Verdun

ni oubli ni pardon

never forgive never forget/ for you illiterate kapitalist pigs


Image
User avatar
Coligny
 
Posts: 21818
Images: 10
Joined: Sat Jan 17, 2009 8:12 pm
Location: Mostly big mouth and bad ideas...
  • Website
  • Personal album
Top

Postby kagemusha » Tue Jun 12, 2012 10:05 pm

Another way of leaving Japan:

If our jail is not comfy enough for you, you better get the fuck out of here
http://www.japantoday.com/category/crime/view/deportation-order-issued-against-nepali-granted-retrial-in-1997-murder-case
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
Woody Allen
User avatar
kagemusha
Maezumo
 
Posts: 281
Joined: Wed May 13, 2009 5:32 pm
Location: Miyazaki
Top

Postby Coligny » Tue Jun 12, 2012 10:30 pm

Tepco whores ... awesum...
Marion Marechal nous voila !

Verdun

ni oubli ni pardon

never forgive never forget/ for you illiterate kapitalist pigs


Image
User avatar
Coligny
 
Posts: 21818
Images: 10
Joined: Sat Jan 17, 2009 8:12 pm
Location: Mostly big mouth and bad ideas...
  • Website
  • Personal album
Top

Postby Yokohammer » Tue Jun 12, 2012 10:37 pm

kagemusha wrote:Another way of leaving Japan:

If our jail is not comfy enough for you, you better get the fuck out of here
http://www.japantoday.com/category/crime/view/deportation-order-issued-against-nepali-granted-retrial-in-1997-murder-case

Ah ... what a convenient way to sweep gross incompetence on the part of the police and prosecution under the carpet.

Embarrassment neatly avoided.
_/_/_/ Phmeh ... _/_/_/
User avatar
Yokohammer
 
Posts: 5090
Joined: Tue Sep 30, 2008 6:41 pm
Location: South of Sendai
Top

Postby Mike Oxlong » Tue Jun 12, 2012 11:06 pm

[yt]]TvkKoDiC4zc[/yt]
•I prefer liberty with danger to peace with slavery.•
User avatar
Mike Oxlong
 
Posts: 6818
Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2004 5:47 pm
Location: 古き良き日本
Top

Postby matsuki » Wed Jun 13, 2012 10:42 am

Coligny wrote:Come on, you don't have spare uniforms from all the highschool around your place to lend to yer one night stands ?


They're not necessarily one night stands, just lemurs that underestimated me :D

(uniforms...now that's an idea! Problem is I like variety so I'd need a collection that included every size known to man...well, except fat sizing, I learned my lesson with that already.:( Poor air mattress didn't stand a chance!)

Yokohammer wrote:Ah ... what a convenient way to sweep gross incompetence on the part of the police and prosecution under the carpet.

Embarrassment neatly avoided.


Indeed....though if the d00d was a visa over stayer at the time of the crime, he totally helped Japan fuck himself. (in Japan's eyes anyways)
SDH "cut your dick off! It's only going to get you in more trouble!"
User avatar
matsuki
 
Posts: 16045
Joined: Wed Feb 02, 2011 4:29 pm
Location: All Aisu deserves a good bukkake
Top

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Wed Jun 13, 2012 10:46 am

Mike Oxlong wrote:[yt]TvkKoDiC4zc[/yt]


FTFY.
Faith is believing what you know ain't so. -- Mark Twain
User avatar
Samurai_Jerk
Maezumo
 
Posts: 14387
Joined: Mon Feb 09, 2004 7:11 am
Location: Tokyo
Top

Postby Dreamy_Peach » Wed Jun 13, 2012 5:31 pm


Indeed....though if the d00d was a visa over stayer at the time of the crime, he totally helped Japan fuck himself. (in Japan's eyes anyways)


I don't know the detailed ins and outs, but find it quite wrong that they can effectively imprison a chap for 15 years for overstaying his visa. Wrongful imprisonment should typically see the victim being compensated for his troubles. It seems to me that his immediate deportation over the invalid visa is a really shoddy way to treat a man. They really did fuck him over on that.

Poor bastard.
User avatar
Dreamy_Peach
Maezumo
 
Posts: 184
Joined: Fri Aug 05, 2011 1:54 pm
Location: Tokyo
Top

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Wed Jun 13, 2012 5:53 pm

Dreamy_Peach wrote:I don't know the detailed ins and outs, but find it quite wrong that they can effectively imprison a chap for 15 years for overstaying his visa. Wrongful imprisonment should typically see the victim being compensated for his troubles. It seems to me that his immediate deportation over the invalid visa is a really shoddy way to treat a man. They really did fuck him over on that.

Poor bastard.


You're missing the point.

He was imprisoned for murder in a decision that a lot of people thought was shady. He happened to be an over stayer too. Now that his case has finally been reopened, they've decided to deport him. That's a great way to avoid losing a retrial.
Faith is believing what you know ain't so. -- Mark Twain
User avatar
Samurai_Jerk
Maezumo
 
Posts: 14387
Joined: Mon Feb 09, 2004 7:11 am
Location: Tokyo
Top

Postby matsuki » Wed Jun 13, 2012 5:55 pm

Dreamy_Peach wrote:I don't know the detailed ins and outs, but find it quite wrong that they can effectively imprison a chap for 15 years for overstaying his visa. Wrongful imprisonment should typically see the victim being compensated for his troubles. It seems to me that his immediate deportation over the invalid visa is a really shoddy way to treat a man. They really did fuck him over on that.

Poor bastard.


He was imprisoned for the murder, not the visa overstay though...and yes, wrongful imprisonment sucks. He should be compensated something like 3~4x his wages for every year he was locked up...but just saying if the dood's visa was expired at the time of the incident, he gave Japan (in their minds anyways) a reason to pull this bullshit on him. The rest of the world won't likely approve but like anything else, Japan takes the Vegas saying and goes with it. What happens in Japan, stays in Japan. (except visa overstayers)
SDH "cut your dick off! It's only going to get you in more trouble!"
User avatar
matsuki
 
Posts: 16045
Joined: Wed Feb 02, 2011 4:29 pm
Location: All Aisu deserves a good bukkake
Top

Previous

Post a reply
45 posts • Page 2 of 2 • 1, 2

Return to F*cked News

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 10 guests

  • Board index
  • The team • Delete all board cookies • All times are UTC + 9 hours
Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group