Video of Best Korea taking over in 3 days!

[Russell]

At night...

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[Russell]

So, everybody is getting worked up of getting nuked by the North-Koreans, but in the mean time the real dangers are from TEPCO.

At least the North-Koreans know how to build pools that don't leak...

[Coligny]

And their nukes are purposefully build to explode...

[yanpa]

North Korean Missile Test Delayed by Windows 8

PYONGYANG (The Borowitz Report)—North Korea’s official news agency announced today that the military’s planned missile test had been put on hold because of “problems with Windows 8.”

Intelligence analysts said that the announcement gave rare insight into the inner workings of North Korea’s missile program, which until last year had been running on Windows 95.

The announcement from the Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) did not indicate a new scheduled time for a missile test, saying only that it was “working with Windows 8 support to resolve the issue.”

In the words of one intelligence analyst, “That means the test been delayed indefinitely.”

A source close to the North Korean regime reported that Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un is furious about the Windows 8 problems and is considering a number of options, including declaring war on Microsoft.

http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/b ... ows-8.html

[GomiGirl]

How much fun are Apple fan-bois gonna have with this?

I can just see the photoshopping now.

[Coligny]

How much fun are Apple fan-bois gonna have with this?

I can just see the photoshopping now.

Actually... since it's not the 90' anymore and the war has been won... they might not even care...

And who would still use a desktop/soho server OS for missile control ? easy to tweet "mssl lnched YOLO!" ?

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Um, sorry to interrupt guys, but I think the original article is a parody...

[GomiGirl]

Um, sorry to interrupt guys, but I think the original article is a parody...

Party pooper!!

[Samurai_Jerk]

US Says North Korea Has Learned How To Fit A Nuke On A Missile

WMDs? Better do a preemptive strike.

[Coligny]

no oil fuggetabootit...

[Russell]

With Kerry involved, I am kind of hopeful that this story eventually comes to a good end. Smart move to play it via China.

The guy seems to have smooth diplomatic skills and very good insight in international politics.

[Coligny]

The same China that is starting to pile gear on the border with DPRK...

Beware of the cornered cat syndrome...

[Russell]

You can say what you want about the North-Koreans, but they do have some fancy war heroes...