"No sex please --- we're Japanese."

[Greji]

[Charles]

[Taro Toporific]

Study shows older couples in West more satisfied with sex lives
Chicago Tribune, Tue, Apr. 18, 2006---- University of Chicago sex researchers on Wednesday unveiled research billed as the first of its kind to document and compare sexual behavior and related satisfaction among middle-aged and older people worldwide.
Surveying 27,500 men and women between the ages of 40 and 80 who live in 29 countries, the researchers found that people reported the greatest sexual satisfaction in Western countries including Austria, Canada and the United States. [color="Red"]Least satisfied were residents of Japan [/color]and Taiwan....more....

[Catoneinutica]

Study shows older couples in West more satisfied with sex lives
Chicago Tribune, Tue, Apr. 18, 2006---- University of Chicago sex researchers on Wednesday unveiled research billed as the first of its kind to document and compare sexual behavior and related satisfaction among middle-aged and older people worldwide.
Surveying 27,500 men and women between the ages of 40 and 80 who live in 29 countries, the researchers found that people reported the greatest sexual satisfaction in Western countries including Austria, Canada and the United States. [color="Red"]Least satisfied were residents of Japan [/color]and Taiwan....more....

One suspects they didn't poll a certain foreign resident of Japan who calls himself "lad" over at Japantoday.

- catone
- never been to "What the Dickens," and thus can only surmise

[Taro Toporific]

Asians rate sex lives so-so: survey
AFP, Apr 18, 2007, SYDNEY -Asia's lovers rate sex far less highly than those elsewhere around the globe, spend less time having intercourse and are not as likely to reach orgasm, according to...The Global Sexual Wellbeing Survey was conducted by condom-maker Durex and released at this week's World Congress on Sexual Health in Sydney.
The survey found most people around the globe had sex 106 times a year, with the Japanese the most infrequent on 48 and the Greeks putting in an Olympian effort on 164.
It might explain why respondents from Japan were the least satisfied with their sex lives, with only 10 percent ranking it as exciting, well behind the global average of 49 percent.....
Only 24 percent of respondents from Hong Kong and China reported always experiencing an orgasm during sex, the lowest in the survey, followed by Japan on 27 percent and Singapore on 36.
On average, 59 percent of respondents strongly agreed that sex was important to them, with the lowest rankings coming from Thailand on 38 percent, Japan (39) and Hong Kong (48 percent).
Gabrielle Morrissey, a sex expert from Australia's Bond University, said the survey reflected cultural issues to sex in Asia.
"Work is a lot more important than sex in many Asian countries and the survey shows that it's ranked a low priority in the life-work balance and can suffer as a result," she told AFP.
"It's very much lifestyle-driven, there are also negative attitudes to sex and myths that can have an impact."....more...

[Greji]

There is a very notable lack of posts on this thread by His Excellency, the Ambassador of the Chrysanthemum Throne.

Could it be that the all mighty Takepoo does not want to get in a johnson evaluation contest here?

[succubusqueen]

Maybe he´s working..maybe he is waiting for his Chrysanthemum girl to come along.....or he´s still a virgin!

I´ll vote for the last one.!

[sillygirl]

[Greji]

...or he's just a muppet...

Ahh, come on. I thought you were tight mates!

[sillygirl]

Ahh, come on. I thought you were TIGHT mates!

well, he's certainly something begining with a small 't'..

[Takechanpoo]

Imagination(or delusion) is free.
I kindnessly introduce my favorite toy.


you have ever used this sort of toy, gboo?


hey bitches,
I want to make you FG bitches belong to proud RPS(Rotten Pussy Sisters).

[Takechanpoo]

well, he's certainly something begining with a small 't'..

Why do you have a grudge against me?

[Greji]

Why do you have a grudge against me?

Yeah. Isn' that strange? I cazn't imagine why she would single you out for a grudge?

[Takechanpoo]

Yeah. Isn' that strange? I cazn't imagine why she would single you out for a grudge?

That aunt seemed to get emotional with my Chrysanthemum sexual harasment.
maybe

[succubusqueen]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRUOq8osh9c

May be NSFW.

[Taro Toporific]

Japanese sex lacking stimulation
MDN-Mainichi --- Sat, Oct 20 2007 6:37 PM
Japanese not only have less sex than anyone else in the world, they also have the least interesting time in the bedroom, according to the recently released second part of British condom manufacturer Durex's survey of sex lifestyles around the world...
....at the moment, where 21 percent of the world's people are using vibrators and 34 percent lubrication, only 16 percent of Japanese are using vibes and 15 percent lube. When it came to orgasm gel and orgasm spray, the 23 percent of Japanese who want to try out the gel fell behind the 30 percent of the world-leading Brazilians and just 14 percent of Japanese wanted to give orgasm maintenance spray a go.......more...

[Oradea]

QUOTE

while the 40 percent who watch adult videos or read adult magazines is also low

<<<<<the article states that 89% of takechans friends masterbate, while only 40% read or watch porn????????? This is anime porn country, it cant be right ......

[Greji]

Japanese sex lacking stimulation
MDN-Mainichi --- Sat, Oct 20 2007 6:37 PMjust 14 percent of Japanese wanted to give orgasm maintenance spray a go.......more...

Orgasm maintenace spray? Does he mean WD-40?

[Iraira]

Japanese sex lacking stimulation
MDN-Mainichi --- Sat, Oct 20 2007 6:37 PM
Japanese not only have less sex than anyone else in the world, they also have the least interesting time in the bedroom, according to the recently released second part of British condom manufacturer Durex's survey of sex lifestyles around the world...
....at the moment, where 21 percent of the world's people are using vibrators and 34 percent lubrication, only 16 percent of Japanese are using vibes and 15 percent lube. When it came to orgasm gel and orgasm spray, the 23 percent of Japanese who want to try out the gel fell behind the 30 percent of the world-leading Brazilians and just 14 percent of Japanese wanted to give orgasm maintenance spray a go.......more...

Even with Viagra being legal now, only 34 minutes including foreplay? TV ain't that interesting. I mean, really what else is there to do than lay nekkid in bed with your chick, a fat blunt, and a big bag of kalinto?

[Taro Toporific]

UPDATE -- the new 2007/2008 Survey


[floatl][/floatl]About the Durex Sexual Wellbeing Global Survey (official site)



Brits are bot of sex list
The Sun / 03 Mar 2008
BRITS are among the world's most undersexed, according to a new survey. Around 55 per cent of us have nookie on a weekly basis - making Brits the fourth-least sexed on Earth.
Americans and Nigerians fared worse, coming second to last in the love stakes.[floatl][/floatl]Japan came bottom in the Durex Sexual Wellbeing Global Survey, with just 34 per cent of its people having sex at least once a week.

Aussies among world's most undersexed
NEWS.com.au,
About 60 per cent of Australians have weekly sex, making Aussies the sixth-least sexed nationalities on Earth, the Durex Sexual Wellbeing study - which ...


No dating, thanks, just sex
Stuff.co.nz, New Zealand - Mar 1, 2008
The programme makers did the story after Kiwi women last year topped the Durex Sexual Wellbeing Global Survey as the world's most promiscuous. ...

[ttjereth]

UPDATE -- the new 2007/2008 Survey


[floatl][/floatl]About the Durex Sexual Wellbeing Global Survey (official site)



Brits are bot of sex list
The Sun / 03 Mar 2008
BRITS are among the world's most undersexed, according to a new survey. Around 55 per cent of us have nookie on a weekly basis - making Brits the fourth-least sexed on Earth.
Americans and Nigerians fared worse, coming second to last in the love stakes.[floatl]:nihonjin:[/floatl]Japan came bottom in the Durex Sexual Wellbeing Global Survey, with just 34 per cent of its people having sex at least once a week.

Aussies among world's most undersexed
NEWS.com.au,
About 60 per cent of Australians have weekly sex, making Aussies the sixth-least sexed nationalities on Earth, the Durex Sexual Wellbeing study - which ...


No dating, thanks, just sex
Stuff.co.nz, New Zealand - Mar 1, 2008
The programme makers did the story after Kiwi women last year topped the Durex Sexual Wellbeing Global Survey as the world's most promiscuous. ...

Can't blame the ozzies, it's a busy life fighting off all the crocodiles, poisonous everything and post-apocolyptic football players.



I'd be too tired too tired for Barry White hour too...

In all seriousness though, I bet if they compared the frequency of having sex, with the number of respondents who are married they'd find the lower frequency of sex coincides with higher incidence of marriage

[Greji]

UPDATE -- the new 2007/2008 Survey


[floatl][/floatl]About the Durex Sexual Wellbeing Global Survey (official site)

Americans and Nigerians fared worse, coming second to last in the love stakes.

That's because you and the Nigerians are using all your productive time writing all those million dollar bank account emails.

The rest of us Yanks are holding our own. I take care of the wife, GF and a couple head of goats on a timely basis. I also have a wank in the shower so often that every time it rains I get a stiffy. So leave me out of your kawaisou survey!

The programme makers did the story after Kiwi women last year topped the Durex Sexual Wellbeing Global Survey as the world's most promiscuous. ...

That's just Ichigo PG! Without her batting average, the Kiwi's wouldn't even be in the top 50!

[Taro Toporific]

Japanese sex lacking stimulation
MDN-Mainichi --- Sat, Oct 20 2007 6:37 PM

Sex elusive in Japan
ThePost.co.za19 March 2008, 09:13
Tokyo - One-quarter of married couples in Japan have had no sex in the past year, a survey showed, urging an open discussion on the issue as the country struggles to boost a dwindling birth rate.
Sex is particularly elusive as people grow older, with the study finding that 37.3 percent of Japanese married couples in their 50s were not having sex...more...

[Mulboyne]

Road To The Deep East: Top 10 Onanie Idol In Japan

I think one of the factor of sex-less problem is : masturbation, or what is called 'Onanie' in Japan. (Onanie=masturbation in German) Different from other Christian countries, Japan is relatively lenient to the crime of masturbation. Of course, there's a little embarrassment and sense of guilty, but there's no religious taboo for masturbation, so even a matured persons can talk about masturbation, and enjoy it freely. In fact, we can see a lot of office workers who go to adult shop during lunch time break and select porn DVDs earnestly. (Don't ask me why I know it). And as for women, for some reasons, now we know a lot of women purchase dildos or vibrators at Amazon.com and enjoy them. But how do elderly persons masturbate? It's disgusting to imagine that, but it's very intriguing, what kind of imagination they spins. Here is a result of an interesting Web research . Top 10 Onanie Idols of all generation, namely, Top 10 Japanese celebrities who are popular as items for one's best onanie. Who is the Onanie Queen? Let's just see the result...more...

[Buraku]

Japanese 'giving up on sex'


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/japan/3455973/Japanese-giving-up-on-sex.html

Japan is facing a crisis in the bedroom that threatens the very future of the nation, according to the head of the nation's Family Planning Association.

A new study by Dr. Kunio Kitamura has revealed that more than one third of all couples in Japan have effectively given up on sex, with most complaining they are too tired after work or that it is "boring."

"The results are a surprise because the numbers keep going up each year," said Dr. Kitamura.

In 2004, 32 per cent of Japanese admitted to not having sexual intercourse in the previous month. That number has now risen to 37 per cent, according to a report that will be presented to the Ministry of Health and Welfare next year.

"Of course, if people are not having sex then there will be fewer children," Dr. Kitamura said.

Japan's birth rate stood at 1.34 in 2007, far below the replenishment rate of 2.08 babies that is required for a stable population.

The country's population, which peaked at around 127.7 million in 2006, is predicted to decline to 95 million by 2050. And if drastic measures to encourage people to have more sex and more children don't succeed then there will be a mere 47.7 million Japanese at the turn of the next century.

The Japanese government recognises that it has a problem with a declining birth rate, which will inevitably lead to a population dominated by elderly people who will need to have their pensions and health care funded by a shrinking group of workers, and is seeking ways to halt the decline.

Proposals for increased payments for parents, more time off work after the birth of a child and increased access to health and education opportunities have been welcomed, but have not led to a flood of new arrivals.

Dr. Kitamura has a more basic approach to the problem: achieving a balance between work and life and communication.

"People are working too hard today and the most important piece of advice I would give to couples is for them to go home as early as possible after work and communicate with their partners," he says. "Not communicating is the main reason why so many marriages are sexless."

the future of Japan,

a society populated by mutants breed in a Tokyo lab

[wuchan]

lol

A new study by Dr. Kunio Kitamura has revealed that more than one third of all couples in Japan have effectively given up on sex, with eachother.

But not with other people.

[Mike Oxlong]

In other parts of the world...

Mexico City is giving out free Viagra and other impotence drugs to men 70 and older.

Mayor Marcelo Ebrard says the city is implementing the plan because sexuality "has a lot to do with quality of life and our happiness."

City Health Secretary Armando Ahued said Thursday that the government will start handing out doses of one or two Viagra, Levitra or Cialis pills on Dec. 1.

They will be distributed at three centers that specialize in sexual health for the elderly. The men will receive medical examinations before receiving the pills...

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D94EDGFG1&show_article=1

[Behan]

But do they get free partners, too?

[American Oyaji]

I dunno. I've got no difficulties with Japanese birds. Despite my size, sex with J girls is just as easy as ever.

I do however pass on it more than I did before.

[Samurai_Jerk]

I dunno. I've got no difficulties with Japanese birds. Despite my size, sex with J girls is just as easy as ever.

I do however pass on it more than I did before.

Roppongi mudducks don't count.