Nine to go! (suicide party cars)

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

I'm definitely being premature posting this story here but, if it does turn out to be self-inflicted then it's a novel method:

Mainichi: Student found dead in Aichi apartment with rubbish bag over head

Sounds a little like the Michael Hutchence school of suicide....(autoerotic asphyxiation for those of you who don't know the late INXS frontman)

[Mulboyne]

We've been cheated.

Mainichi: Man held back from jumping in front of train by passengers

A man who tried to throw himself into the path of a train was held back by three people on Monday, it was learned. At around 8:05 a.m. as a train bound for Toyohashi Station on the JR Tokaido Line pulled into Gifu Station, three passengers waiting on the platform noticed another man preparing to throw himself in front of the train and held him back. According to police, the man is an unemployed 52-year-old who lives in the city of Gifu. His face hit the window of the train driver's cabin and he sustained light injuries. JR Tokai officials said that the accident caused delays of up to 51 minutes for seven trains in both directions on the line, affecting about 2,000 passengers.

[IkemenTommy]

According to police, the man is an unemployed 52-year-old who lives in the city of Gifu.

I would kill myself too if I were in his shoes.

[IkemenTommy]

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

I'm definitely being premature posting this story here but, if it does turn out to be self-inflicted then it's a novel method:

Mainichi: Student found dead in Aichi apartment with rubbish bag over head

What a trashy way to die....poor kid.

[Mulboyne]

Not Japan:

Korea Herald: Four found dead in apparent group suicide

Two men and two women were found dead in a studio apartment in Gumi, North Gyeongsang Province, on Thursday in an apparent group suicide. The four people in their 20s seem to have inhaled toxic fumes after burning coal briquettes inside the room with all windows and doors sealed with plastic sheets, police said, Their decayed bodies were found by the super at 3 p.m. They left ID cards and suicide notes to their families dated July 8, police said.

Earlier this month, a man and a woman both in their 20s killed themselves in a car in Buan, North Jeolla Province. They got acquainted with each other after joining a suicide website and exchanged mobile phone messages to plan their suicide, police said. In June, two young men and two women were found dead in a car after they met through a suicide website.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Not Japan...

...true, but I bet they invented the method anyway...

[FG Lurker]

...true, but I bet they invented the method anyway...

"As usual, Korea copying Japan but I'm sure they'll claim they invented the method anyway..."

FTFY.

[Taro Toporific]

One more suicide, son taken too. Daijo Ito took his and sons life on September 22nd
crnjapan.net | 09/22/2011
Chiba prefecture father, Daigo Ito (29 yrs old) took his, and his 3 year old sons life after worry about losing parental rights in a divorce.   Yomiuri shinbun reported that Ito-san hung himself.  Yomiuri reported that Mr. Ito was suffering from the divorce and the thought of losing his son and decided his best route was Parent / Child suicide.  He placed a rope around his sons neck and hung his son just prior to hanging himself after court order to return son to mother. 

[YT]http://youtu.be/uu_jTT6QZPM[/YT]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu_jTT6QZPM

[matsuki]

Wow, she must have been some kind of bitch to choose death over her

[IparryU]

Wow, she must have been some kind of bitch to choose death over her

i feel for the guy... but hanging the kid was fucked up.

on a second note, she could have done far worse things than that.

reading this just fucked my day up though... i have a 3 year old son too... i hate reading this shit off guard...

nothing liquid lunch couldn't solve though!

[matsuki]

i feel for the guy... but hanging the kid was fucked up.

on a second note, she could have done far worse things than that.

reading this just fucked my day up though... i have a 3 year old son too... i hate reading this shit off guard...

nothing liquid lunch couldn't solve though!

Imagine your wifey 9999X crazier and evil...now imagine you have just been handed a court order that she gets custody of your kids. That would send just about anyone into a dark place. Keep in mind he took his own life as well so while it's fucked up, either the guys was a complete mental case or the mother was demon spawn. (without knowing the details, my guess is the latter)

[IparryU]

Imagine your wifey 9999X crazier and evil...now imagine you have just been handed a court order that she gets custody of your kids. That would send just about anyone into a dark place. Keep in mind he took his own life as well so while it's fucked up, either the guys was a complete mental case or the mother was demon spawn. (without knowing the details, my guess is the latter)

well... i would have done it when he was sleeping so the doesn't have to realize that he is being hung... but that is just my preference.

but ya... either his wife was a complete bitch of a cunt of a whore or he was just a real nut job.

my bets go with the wife/"mom" being completely fucked in the head and having him (the son) sent back to her would be worst than having to experience the slightly slow but horrible 5 minutes of being hung.

[gaijinpunch]

my bets go with the wife/"mom" being completely fucked in the head and having him (the son) sent back to her would be worst than having to experience the slightly slow but horrible 5 minutes of being hung.

I don't understand how the country can be run by men, some of which must statistically know how cunty women can be, and the long-standing "kids go with the mother" laws don't get changed.

[matsuki]

I don't understand how the country can be run by men, some of which must statistically know how cunty women can be, and the long-standing "kids go with the mother" laws don't get changed.

You underestimate how cunty the men here are and how many seem to prioritize their whores more than their own children.

[Taro Toporific]

You underestimate how cunty the men here are and how many seem to prioritize their whores more than their own children.

For some bizarre Japanese cultural reason (47 Samuri et al), killing yourself is 10[color="Gray"]x23rd[/color] better than killing the fuckwads that did you wrong.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

I don't understand how the country can be run by men...

That's the huge misunderstand many make about Japan...One should never forget Japan was emasculated by its wartime experience. Pussy has long ruled this cuntry.

[IparryU]

You underestimate how cunty the men here are and how many seem to prioritize their whores more than their own children.

So true...

why spend money on a whore when you can go pick up some chick and bang her for free despite the cost of the hotel...

Nippon cha cha cha

[matsuki]

So true...

why spend money on a whore when you can go pick up some chick and bang her for free despite the cost of the hotel...

Nippon cha cha cha

LOL, free? May seem cheaper but even if you don't wine and dine her, the crazy ones will make you pay in other ways.

[Taro Toporific]

A Japanese Suicide
Oct. 30th, 2012 | injapan.gaijinpot.com | by Ken Seeroi
They say that no one goes through life unscathed. But you know Ken Seeroi ain’t trying to hear that. I figured hey, move to a nice safe country with pretty girls and amazing food and just avoid that whole scathing thing altogether.
Well, you can’t say I didn’t try. But instead, I found myself smack in the middle of something I was totally unprepared to deal with.
I met Shun and Makiko one morning as I was standing in front of my apartment drinking coffee and wondering what the hell I was doing with my life, teaching English in Japan. I do that a lot. I mean, drink coffee and teach English, that is. It’s a really bad habit..
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...“You seen Makiko lately?”
“No, why?” I said....
...We went outside and looked at the door. “Maybe we could go in through the mailbox,” I said. I’m real MacGyver like that. “Only all my coat hangers are plastic.” “Doesn’t it smell kind of funny?” Shun asked. We sniffed at the exhaust fan. “I dunno,” I said, “maybe it’s garbage or something.”...
Continues...

[matsuki]

Wowza...that is fucked...

Fight with your wife and go run to your parent's place? WTF? No, TIJ, it's SOP

[Samurai_Jerk]

Wowza...that is fucked...

Fight with your wife and go run to your parent's place? WTF? No, TIJ, it's SOP

You're supposed to book a hotel, get shitfaced, and call a hooker.

[matsuki]

Wowza...that is fucked...

Fight with your wife and go run to your parent's place? WTF? No, TIJ, it's SOP

You're supposed to book a hotel, get shitfaced, and call a hooker.

You don't need a fight with the wifey to do that here

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

You don't need a fight with the wifey to do that here

[Samurai_Jerk]

Wowza...that is fucked...

Fight with your wife and go run to your parent's place? WTF? No, TIJ, it's SOP

You're supposed to book a hotel, get shitfaced, and call a hooker.

You don't need a fight with the wifey to do that here

Or anywhere else for that matter.

[gaijinpunch]

Seems tame. The only one I witnessed second hand got nasty, fast. There was a child involved, and of course, all blame was entirely shifted to the FG husband... which the outlaws had no qualms about explaining to their 4-year old grandchild. He did what any self-respecting (and smart) FG would do. He flew out of the country, child in tow, w/o telling anyone and had his mates clean out his house and ship it off in a container.

[Samurai_Jerk]

Seems tame. The only one I witnessed second hand got nasty, fast. There was a child involved, and of course, all blame was entirely shifted to the FG husband... which the outlaws had no qualms about explaining to their 4-year old grandchild. He did what any self-respecting (and smart) FG would do. He flew out of the country, child in tow, w/o telling anyone and had his mates clean out his house and ship it off in a container.

I had a friend who went through something similar with his in-laws after his wife died (illness not suicide). He didn't leave Japan but he moved without letting them know where he went and told them that if they wanted to have a relationship with their mago they'd learn to play nice. Thankfully it worked once they realized he was serious.

[matsuki]

Seems tame. The only one I witnessed second hand got nasty, fast. There was a child involved, and of course, all blame was entirely shifted to the FG husband... which the outlaws had no qualms about explaining to their 4-year old grandchild. He did what any self-respecting (and smart) FG would do. He flew out of the country, child in tow, w/o telling anyone and had his mates clean out his house and ship it off in a container.

wow...now that is really fucked. I can't imagine how it must have been to explain "Grandma and Granpa can't see you anymore because they blame daddy and are racist fucktards." I'd have a hard time not laying into the grandparents (not in front of the child) for such behavior and what they said to the child.

I had a friend who went through something similar with his in-laws after his wife died (illness not suicide). He didn't leave Japan but he moved without letting them know where he went and told them that if they wanted to have a relationship with their mago they'd learn to play nice. Thankfully it worked once they realized he was serious.

double crap for successfully putting them in their place...

[gaijinpunch]

It got even nastier. I was one of the guys that helped clean up. She wasn't there the day I was, but the first day she showed up to talk about what a "bad friend" he was to make us do all that. One of the guys that pretended to not speak Japanese eventually couldn't take it and went off on her. I think the word パンチ was thrown in there. She was a grade J cunt, no doubt. Oh, the best one was when I went to the body showing thing (a day early, as I was leaving town the next day). I tried to hand them an envelope w/ a crisp 1-man bill in it and they said they weren't taking money b/c their daughter "did something selfish". My mate walked me to the station and I was like, "aren't you paying for the funeral?" He gave me the nod and I was like, "uh... here's your dough dude". Totally fucked up.

Since then, things have simmered down. He has brought the child back twice on a gaijin passport, and allowed them to all meet. However, the child remembers not a single fucking word of Japanese, so they have that to remind them of their childish behavior. I think they got a new mago or something, so they're probably busy destroying the lives of other family members now.

[Taro Toporific]

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Ukulele-strumming comic Shinji Maki dies after river plunge
April 29, 2013 (Mainichi Japan) --Ukulele-strumming comic Shinji Maki died early Monday morning after jumping into the Tama River bordering Tokyo and Kanagawa Prefecture in an apparent suicide, police said. He was 78.
Maki, a Tokyo native whose real name was Moritsune Oi, is renowned for his humorous Hawaiian music-like songs of social satire that include the line, "Oh, I'm fed up."
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