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Postby Coligny » Fri Dec 23, 2011 8:43 pm

My cat would get a job to buy Mc Nugget by themselves...

Last time we brought them some KFC... They didn't touch it... And we were also so totally unimpressed that we started wondering why people buy this stuff...
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Sat Dec 24, 2011 5:41 pm

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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Sun Dec 25, 2011 8:54 am

Je pète dans votre direction générale
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Postby Yokohammer » Sun Dec 25, 2011 9:08 am

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Postby tidbits » Sun Dec 25, 2011 9:25 am

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Postby Taro Toporific » Sun Dec 25, 2011 10:15 am

tidbits wrote:Merry Christmas, hope you all got laid last night!


If anyone didn't, they would have frozen to death.

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Postby Coligny » Sun Dec 25, 2011 2:18 pm

Katz keepz warmz Mista Freeze... (le Glacon Friandise... aka... the candy icecube... can't explain, old commercial joke)
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Postby matsuki » Sun Dec 25, 2011 3:29 pm

Still a few hours behind but Merry Christmas. Christmas eve with me mom's side and the schoolgirl was interesting...tomorrow with me papa's side full of brownies should be even more so. I just hope she doesn't wear a t-back tomorrow...
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Postby Coligny » Sun Dec 25, 2011 4:40 pm

Your mom wears T-back ?

respekt man...

respekt...
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Postby Taro Toporific » Sun Dec 25, 2011 10:09 pm

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GhETToY 1MAGESdotcom -- NAGOYA, JAPAN - Dec 24, 2011:A supporter of yokohama f.marinos celebrates their win with Santa Claus cap during the emperor's cup game between nagoya grampus and yokohama f.marinos
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Postby IparryU » Mon Dec 26, 2011 9:41 am

chokonen888 wrote:Still a few hours behind but Merry Christmas. Christmas eve with me mom's side and the schoolgirl was interesting...tomorrow with me papa's side full of brownies should be even more so. I just hope she doesn't wear a t-back tomorrow...

dude... hook it up!
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Postby Greji » Mon Dec 26, 2011 8:42 pm

I just sobered up. Is it Christmas yet?
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Thu Dec 29, 2011 2:06 pm

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Postby 2triky » Sun Jan 01, 2012 6:07 am

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Postby dimwit » Sun Jan 01, 2012 6:27 pm

2triky wrote:Image


Gee that really gets me into the Christmas shopping spirit. And where would we find this ...emm ...er diamond in the rough?
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Postby 2triky » Mon Jan 02, 2012 2:52 am

dimwit wrote:Gee that really gets me into the Christmas shopping spirit. And where would we find this ...emm ...er diamond in the rough?



Not sure, really. Thought it was quite the installation. Nothing like dropping a load to get people in to the mood.
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Mon Jan 02, 2012 10:58 pm

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Not Japanese Kurisumasu

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Postby Mike Oxlong » Mon Jan 02, 2012 11:24 pm

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Postby 2triky » Tue Jan 03, 2012 2:46 am

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Postby Taro Toporific » Tue Jan 03, 2012 1:04 pm

2triky wrote:.. I thought it was funny enough to share in any case.



I just noticed YouTube made it Japan-related by stopping the video on a freeze-frame of a perfect [color="Red"]C[/color]a[color="Red"]nd[/color]y[color="Red"]c[/color]a[color="Red"]n[/color]e Kancho?

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Postby 2triky » Tue Jan 03, 2012 1:12 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:I just noticed YouTube made it Japan-related by stopping the video on a freeze-frame of a perfect [color="Red"]C[/color]a[color="Red"]nd[/color]y[color="Red"]c[/color]a[color="Red"]n[/color]e Kancho?

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A keen observation. Your wafu wisdom is strong.
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Postby dimwit » Wed Jan 04, 2012 2:18 pm

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An early start to Japanese Kurisumasu

Postby Taro Toporific » Fri Sep 28, 2012 10:48 pm

Test Illumination for Christmas 2012 in Tokyo's Marunouchi district
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Thursday night there was a Test Illumination in preparation for the official "Marunouchi Illumination 2012" that starts Monday October 1st and will drag out for 140 days until February 17, 2013.
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Postby Coligny » Fri Sep 28, 2012 10:53 pm

I thought there was no electricity and Tokyo was in the dark without nukaplant...

DID SUMEONE LIED TO MEEEE ?
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Postby Taro Toporific » Fri Sep 28, 2012 11:26 pm

Coligny wrote:I thought there was no electricity and Tokyo was in the dark without nukaplant...
DID SUMEONE LIED TO MEEEE ?


Oh, don't worry about those pesky nuclear power issues.
This Marunouchi Illumination uses special, hi-tech, micro-LED bulbs that are powered by cold-fusion farts of Santa's reindeer. Using about 1.01 million "champagne gold" colored micro-LED bulbs, this illumination will, "shed soft light as winter approaches and the leaves that obscure the lights fall from the trees (news.walkerplus.com)."
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Postby matsuki » Sat Sep 29, 2012 7:24 pm

Coligny wrote:I thought there was no electricity and Tokyo was in the dark without nukaplant...

DID SUMEONE LIED TO MEEEE ?


There is plenty of waste here...yet many of the hand dryers are unplugged and blocked off in restrooms. Save power moneys!
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Postby gaijinpunch » Sun Sep 30, 2012 2:18 am

chokonen888 wrote:
Coligny wrote:I thought there was no electricity and Tokyo was in the dark without nukaplant...

DID SUMEONE LIED TO MEEEE ?


There is plenty of waste here...yet many of the hand dryers are unplugged and blocked off in restrooms. Save power moneys!


And the 4 layers of packaging around my jar of olives I got the other day was not made in absolute darkness.
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Postby Coligny » Sun Sep 30, 2012 9:22 am

gaijinpunch wrote:
And the 4 layers of packaging around my jar of olives I got the other day was not made in absolute darkness.


Which is sad in fact... since it would have provided a rationnal explanashiun for said 4 layers...
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Postby matsuki » Tue Oct 02, 2012 5:15 pm

Who else is leaving fleeing the cuntry for Christmas? 84,000 from Narita to LA on Singapore is about half what I paid last year and I'll be back in time for all the Shogatsu fun.
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