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Re: R Burger? Roppongi Burger w/ STD Sauce?

Postby matsuki » Thu Mar 19, 2015 11:29 pm

The "O" word....gets em errrrytime!
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Mon Mar 23, 2015 5:07 pm

Burger King has cologne for hamburger lovers in Japan


For hamburger aficionados who can't get enough of it, Burger King has an answer: a grilled burger-scented fragrance.

Burger King said Friday that the limited "Whopper" grilled beef burger-scented cologne will be sold only one day on April 1, and only in Japan.
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Re: R Burger? Roppongi Burger w/ STD Sauce?

Postby omae mona » Mon Mar 23, 2015 11:01 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Burger King has cologne for hamburger lovers in Japan


For hamburger aficionados who can't get enough of it, Burger King has an answer: a grilled burger-scented fragrance.

Burger King said Friday that the limited "Whopper" grilled beef burger-scented cologne will be sold only one day on April 1, and only in Japan.



Official video here, and yes, "you smell sexy... just like whopper" is actually a line.


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Re: R Burger? Roppongi Burger w/ STD Sauce?

Postby kurogane » Tue Mar 24, 2015 7:34 am

chokonen888 wrote:The "O" word....gets em errrrytime!


Then they're sure to love White Spot burgers with Triple O Sauce:

Triple-O's by White Spot" restaurants, named after the trademark "Triple-O" hamburger sauce (made of mayonnaise and hamburger relish), have been established in BC (as seen above, some are co-located with Chevron gas stations).

For "Triple-O" sauce, it has been reported that, as the condiments used in the restaurants came in large containers, the excess dill pickle juice was swirled in the depleted mayonnaise jars, this mixture was then put into the depleted ketchup containers, then adding relish from the depleted relish containers, to which was added the juice and residue from the slicing of tomatoes, adding the resultant mixture to a commercial Thousand Island dressing.

According to a plaque on the wall at the Surrey (Guildford) restaurant, "Legend has it that the name Triple-O was part of the shorthand language of the carhops: guests could choose from mayonnaise and relish, and the order slips were printed with three X's and three O's. An X meant hold, an O meant extra, and Triple "O" meant plenty of everything."


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Spot

And in case the Triple O ambience is what you crave:
https://www.tripleos.com/
Good diner style takeout burgers in MYHOMO.

That Dutch spoof was really well done. What a great sendup of food homophilia. It reminds me of super hoppy beer hopheads. Is it a bit of a setup or are people really that gullible? I can smell a McDonald's burger from 4 feet. It's sort of a vinegary cleaning fluid smell. But extra pickles and an extra dash of catsup almost masks it.
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Re: R Burger? Roppongi Burger w/ STD Sauce?

Postby Russell » Tue Mar 24, 2015 8:52 am

kurogane wrote:
chokonen888 wrote:The "O" word....gets em errrrytime!


Then they're sure to love White Spot burgers with Triple O Sauce:

Triple-O's by White Spot" restaurants, named after the trademark "Triple-O" hamburger sauce (made of mayonnaise and hamburger relish), have been established in BC (as seen above, some are co-located with Chevron gas stations).

For "Triple-O" sauce, it has been reported that, as the condiments used in the restaurants came in large containers, the excess dill pickle juice was swirled in the depleted mayonnaise jars, this mixture was then put into the depleted ketchup containers, then adding relish from the depleted relish containers, to which was added the juice and residue from the slicing of tomatoes, adding the resultant mixture to a commercial Thousand Island dressing.

According to a plaque on the wall at the Surrey (Guildford) restaurant, "Legend has it that the name Triple-O was part of the shorthand language of the carhops: guests could choose from mayonnaise and relish, and the order slips were printed with three X's and three O's. An X meant hold, an O meant extra, and Triple "O" meant plenty of everything."


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Spot

And in case the Triple O ambience is what you crave:
https://www.tripleos.com/
Good diner style takeout burgers in MYHOMO.

That Dutch spoof was really well done. What a great sendup of food homophilia. It reminds me of super hoppy beer hopheads. Is it a bit of a setup or are people really that gullible?

You are talking about people who have been exposed to Dutch cuisine their whole life. They are unlikely to be able to distinguish the subtleties of different tastes, so to say.

Same test in the UK or the US would probably yield the same result. Not sure about culinarily more advanced nations like France and Belgium...
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Re: R Burger? Roppongi Burger w/ STD Sauce?

Postby kurogane » Tue Mar 24, 2015 9:11 am

Aaaah, my bad. I just remembered why I ate Ethnic the whole week I was in Leiden. With Dutch beer, of course.........but yeah, fair enough. The part I really like is the way they can sucker people in just by placing that suggestion in their head. Confirmation bias is what we used to call that, I thinks. At any rate, really well done, good teasing fun, thanks for that link.
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Re: R Burger? Roppongi Burger w/ STD Sauce?

Postby matsuki » Tue Mar 24, 2015 2:23 pm

omae mona wrote:Official video here, and yes, "you smell sexy... just like whopper" is actually a line.


Me: Definitely a Japanese director/producer/etc.

Lemur: How can you tell? :lol:
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue Mar 24, 2015 4:22 pm

chokonen888 wrote:
omae mona wrote:Official video here, and yes, "you smell sexy... just like whopper" is actually a line.


Me: Definitely a Japanese director/producer/etc.

Lemur: How can you tell? :lol:


"That guy was born in Miami. And he's huge." :keyboardcoffee:
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Re: R Burger? Roppongi Burger w/ STD Sauce?

Postby Russell » Tue Mar 31, 2015 7:56 am

Coligny wrote:I found some filling material in my cheezeburger sometimes too...
Then I rush to my dentist, not a lawyer...


Teacher arrested for putting tooth filling in convenience store lunch

An elementary school teacher in Hyuga, Miyazaki Prefecture, has been arrested after it was discovered that he had lied to a newspaper reporter regarding the presence of a foreign substance in a rice ball (“onigiri”) lunch that he purchased at a convenience store.

According to police, on Feb 25, Akira Kuroki, 46, told a national newspaper that an “onigiri” he purchased at a convenience store contained a tooth filling, TBS reported.

It was later discovered that it had in fact been Kuroki’s own filling and that his statement had been falsified, seriously damaging the store’s reputation.

Police arrested Kuroki for harmfully disrupting the operations of a business.

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Re: R Burger? Roppongi Burger w/ STD Sauce?

Postby Coligny » Tue Mar 31, 2015 9:44 am

Motivation:greed

Police arrested Kuroki for harmfully disrupting the operations of a business.


That's not a scary law at all...
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Postby matsuki » Tue Mar 31, 2015 10:09 am

Coligny wrote:Motivation:greed

Police arrested Kuroki for harmfully disrupting the operations of a business.


That's not a scary law at all...


Probably not even a law...no evidence or charges required to arrest someone here and detain them for 3 weeks while they try to dig for dirt or extort cash to drop the claim against them.
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Postby wagyl » Wed Apr 01, 2015 9:36 am

Oh it is a law all right.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Fri Apr 17, 2015 4:23 pm

McDonald’s Japan Closing Stores After Forecasting Wider Loss

McDonald’s Corp.’s Japan business forecast wider losses this year, announcing store closures and job cuts after sales suffered from food scandals.

McDonald’s Holdings Co. (Japan) would probably lose 38 billion yen ($318 million) this year, compared with a 21.8 billion yen loss in 2014, the company said Thursday in a Tokyo Stock Exchange statement. Sales were expected to drop 10 percent to 200 billion yen, it said.

The fast-food chain plans to close 131 stores this year, a cost of 4 billion yen, and to refurbish 2,000 others over the next few years, it said. About 100 jobs would be lost and the company’s president, Sarah Casanova, pledged to take a 20 percent pay cut for the next six months with other directors getting salary cuts of as much as 15 percent.
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Re: R Burger? Roppongi Burger w/ STD Sauce?

Postby Coligny » Fri Apr 17, 2015 4:56 pm

I'm always ammused when I read stuff like this...

"The sales are down"
"Lets close some shops so we can sale even less"
"Ehmmmmm"

It's like Volkswagen planning to kill the Beetle because they don't sell enough... By the VAG group standards that is...
Or Renault stopping the Wind minicoupe because of "poor sales"... Small sales maybe... But no stock either, it's just that they were selling what they were making and not making enough... But needed an excuse to kill a project madby the guy who left the company in frustration and went to work for Peugeot.
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Postby Coligny » Fri Apr 17, 2015 4:58 pm

Ok, now time for my normal reaction:

HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I M GOING TO STARVE TO DEATH !!!!
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Fri Apr 17, 2015 4:59 pm

Coligny wrote:VAG group


He said, "vag." :lol:
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Postby Doctor Stop » Fri Apr 17, 2015 7:10 pm

Coligny wrote:HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I M GOING TO STARVE TO DEATH !!!!

Think of the poor kitties.
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Postby Coligny » Fri Apr 17, 2015 9:01 pm

They can feed on my corpse...
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Postby Doctor Stop » Fri Apr 17, 2015 10:05 pm

Any sauce with that?
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sat Apr 18, 2015 2:45 am

Doctor Stop wrote:Any sauce with that?


Of course. He's French.
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Postby Coligny » Sat Apr 18, 2015 10:04 am

Bechamel I think. Or some chicken broth to cover the chemical taste...
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What's next, Green Burgers?

Postby Taro Toporific » Thu Jun 18, 2015 12:39 pm

Sometimes you gotta think that Burger King Japan is just trolling us.

Burger King unveils red-colored burgers
The Japan Times ‏2015-June-18
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Postby Coligny » Thu Jun 18, 2015 4:32 pm

Anything black and yellow is good in my book
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Thu Jun 18, 2015 5:28 pm

Coligny wrote:Anything black and yellow is good in my book


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Postby Coligny » Thu Jun 18, 2015 7:26 pm

Could be sooo much worse...

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Postby Russell » Thu Jun 18, 2015 11:55 pm

Coligny wrote:Could be sooo much worse...

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Even worse than that...

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Thread titul goes hear !

Postby Coligny » Fri Jun 19, 2015 3:28 am

Fkuck, never noticed how badly the Crown Vic and the B5 A4 looked alike...

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Well except for the fact that you can still find Crown Vic in working condition...
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sun Sep 06, 2015 3:31 pm

McDonald's Japan hit by another food scandal

McDonald's in Japan said on Friday it was investigating an incident involving a customer who was injured by plastic shards found inside a drink, the latest in a string of food contamination scandals.

The company said it temporarily closed the outlet in Osaka this week, and sent a notice to 95 other restaurants that offer the kind of green tea latte frappe sold to the woman, who said she sustained injuries to her mouth.

Dozens of pieces of plastic were found inside the beverage, a company spokesman told AFP, adding that a plastic instrument used to make the drink may have been the source.
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Postby Yokohammer » Sun Sep 06, 2015 4:08 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:McDonald's Japan hit by another food scandal

McDonald's in Japan said on Friday it was investigating an incident involving a customer who was injured by plastic shards found inside a drink, the latest in a string of food contamination scandals.

The company said it temporarily closed the outlet in Osaka this week, and sent a notice to 95 other restaurants that offer the kind of green tea latte frappe sold to the woman, who said she sustained injuries to her mouth.

Dozens of pieces of plastic were found inside the beverage, a company spokesman told AFP, adding that a plastic instrument used to make the drink may have been the source.

So what happens by way of compensation when this sort of thing happens in Japan? Deep regret, a bow, and a box of cakes?
If someone "sustained injuries" due to something like this in the U.S. I'm pretty sure there would either be a handsome payout or a lawsuit that would eventually result ion a hefty payout.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sun Sep 06, 2015 4:12 pm

Yokohammer wrote:
Samurai_Jerk wrote:McDonald's Japan hit by another food scandal

McDonald's in Japan said on Friday it was investigating an incident involving a customer who was injured by plastic shards found inside a drink, the latest in a string of food contamination scandals.

The company said it temporarily closed the outlet in Osaka this week, and sent a notice to 95 other restaurants that offer the kind of green tea latte frappe sold to the woman, who said she sustained injuries to her mouth.

Dozens of pieces of plastic were found inside the beverage, a company spokesman told AFP, adding that a plastic instrument used to make the drink may have been the source.

So what happens by way of compensation when this sort of thing happens in Japan? Deep regret, a bow, and a box of cakes?
If someone "sustained injuries" due to something like this in the U.S. I'm pretty sure there would either be a handsome payout or a hefty lawsuit that would eventually result ion a hefty payout.


Even in the US it really depends on how bad the injuries were. It could be a small cut on the inside or her mouth or a shredded throat that requires a trip to the emergency room. I'm sure if it was the latter we'd have heard about it. The famous McDonald's hot coffee case that everybody likes to use as an example of excessive rewards in US civil suits wasn't as crazy as it seemed. The coffee caused third degree burns and there had been hundreds of complaints before that but nothing had been done about it.
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