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[gaijinpunch]

Merry Shintmas!

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via

Totally stealing this.

[Taro Toporific]

Cross-dressing Santa sex with a shark...

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…Santa Claus…embraces a Zebra shark as he* swims with fish inside the Sunshine International Aquarium in Tokyo…
Gawker / 2013dec11

*Note the heavy waterproof make-up that Santa is wearing.

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[Coligny]

bearded wimin !?

[Taro Toporific]

bearded wimin !?

Or Japanese guys wearing thick mascara and rouge. Take your pick.

[Coligny]

Nahhh, Japanese trannies are way hotter than that...

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(If you squint you can see the harbles...)

[Taro Toporific]

♬ ♪ Deck your head with boughs of bullpucky… ♬ ♫
Kyary Pamyu Pamyu in Zipper magazine January 2014 --via

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[Taro Toporific]

Somewhere in a field in Gifu Prefecture...

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！？！？pic.twitter.com/zaUNglE2I7
--- ぐらなめこ (@guratan081)'s twitter December 22, 2013

...Somewhere in field of Gifu Prefecture, Japanese Santas viciously attack with paintballs!!

More photos...

[Taro Toporific]

Hot lemur action on Christmas Eve!!
Ring-tailed lemurs eat strawberr1es at T0ky0's Uen0 Z00, on Dec. 23, 2013...as part of an annual 'Christmas grifts' attracti0n.

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Xmas is for everyone!

[Taro Toporific]

The frenzy of gift buying (Xmas fuck bribes) has ended and we are in the death throes of Christmas.

tokyofashion.com 2013-Dec-24

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Omotesando Illuminations -- Christmas Harajuku 2013

[Taro Toporific]

Doin' "Donald"
Ronald gets some on Xmas Eve...

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もーすでに発情してるカップルいた pic.twitter.com/vbUSxlrHl6
-- Cn.トーマ∞☆ (@_t0ma_) December 24, 2013

[yanpa]

Shouldn't Colonel Sanders be the object of affection here?

[Taro Toporific]

This Christmas tree can get a little wet and its lighting might be a bit fishy.

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Via Tokyo's Sunshine Aquarium has a Christmas themed performance three times a day until December 25th.

[Coligny]

The "no new year card cause peeps are dead" cards season started quite strong this year again. 2 per day for the last week... This country might run out of people soon...

[matsuki]

[Coligny]

Ok, seven for today, and still waiting for the evening mail.

That's getting double plus creepee...

[Taro Toporific]

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Japanese man crowned World’s Best Santa at 2014 Santa Winter Games
RocketNews24 | 2014/11/28
In the mining town of Gällivare, located in the Swedish section of Lapland...{contestants gathered} to determine who was the World’s Best Santa....
...Japan’s very own Kohei Yamashita who emerged victorious bringing his nation its first ever World’s Best Santa title....more...

[Taro Toporific]

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About 11,000 people dressed like Santa Clause (sic) gather at a charity event at Osaka Castle Park in Osaka...| Kyodo News | Photos | Nov. 30, 2014

[Taro Toporific]

Berry Kristmush!

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https://www.burgerkingjapan.co.jp/campaign/cp127.html
Sometimes I have to wonder if bisexual Burger King Japan is just trolling us with weird stuff like black burgers, pumpkin burgers, etc.

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[Taro Toporific]

The Tokyo Metro warns of
the holiday rush of horny riders!

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[Samurai_Jerk]

[wagyl]

That reminds me of http://vimeo.com/16878465 which later received a full length development.
There is a sequel http://vimeo.com/16878867 too. None of this is, however, Japan related.

[Taro Toporific]

Krampus or Claus? You make the call...

"Artist working on a Christmas window on Cat Street in Harajuku last night."

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-- Tokyo Fashion (@TokyoFashion) December 4, 2014

[Taro Toporific]

Nagoya cops bust ‘JK’ business that allowed filming of naked school girls {who were stripping from Santa Suits}
Tokyo Reporter (@tokyoreporter) December 8, 2014

tokyoreporter.com/2014/12/08...

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...more...

[matsuki]

Nagoya cops bust ‘JK’ business that allowed filming of naked school girls {who were stripping from Santa Suits}
Tokyo Reporter (@tokyoreporter) December 8, 2014

tokyoreporter.com/2014/12/08...

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...more...

Is there a reason this shit always seems to happen in Nagoya?

[IparryU]

Nagoya cops bust ‘JK’ business that allowed filming of naked school girls {who were stripping from Santa Suits}
Tokyo Reporter (@tokyoreporter) December 8, 2014

tokyoreporter.com/2014/12/08...

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...more...

Is there a reason this shit always seems to happen in Nagoya?

They are more.. kinki?

[yanpa]

Nagoya cops bust ‘JK’ business that allowed filming of naked school girls {who were stripping from Santa Suits}
Tokyo Reporter (@tokyoreporter) December 8, 2014

tokyoreporter.com/2014/12/08...

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...more...

Is there a reason this shit always seems to happen in Nagoya?

They are more.. kinki?

Not far west enough.

[Taro Toporific]

WTF!?!
Does this Tokyo train poster really imply the 61% of platform accidents are caused by Japanese drunks?

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[wagyl]

WTF!?!
Does this Tokyo train poster really imply the 61% of platform accidents are caused by Japanese drunks?

With the correction that it makes no comment on the nationality of the drunkards, yes, it does. Then again, in certain time ranges, it can feel like 20% of passengers are drunk.

[Samurai_Jerk]

WTF!?!
Does this Tokyo train poster really imply the 61% of platform accidents are caused by Japanese drunks?

With the correction that it makes no comment on the nationality of the drunkards, yes, it does. Then again, in certain time ranges, it can feel like 20% of passengers are drunk.

Only 20%? I've been on last trains out of Tokyo where I would estimate 95% of the passengers were drunk.

[wagyl]

In those cases, I've always been too pissed to count properly.