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Masako-sama: still crazy after all these years

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Postby Catoneinutica » Tue Jun 07, 2011 8:47 am

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Just like TennoChinko seems to have Debito on the brain, I've got Masako on the brain, and I'd still like to sex that gal up, I'll tell you what.
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Postby cstaylor » Tue Jun 07, 2011 8:53 am

Catoneinutica wrote:Image

Just like TennoChinko seems to have Debito on the brain, I've got Masako on the brain, and I'd still like to sex that gal up, I'll tell you what.

Which language do you think she'd use?
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Postby American Oyaji » Tue Jun 07, 2011 9:52 am

cstaylor wrote:Which language do you think she'd use?


Would it really matter? :wink4:
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Postby Taro Toporific » Tue Jun 07, 2011 10:21 am

cstaylor wrote:Which language do you think she'd use?


English, French or German, Catone-kun's Japanese sucks as bad as mine.
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Postby Catoneinutica » Tue Jun 07, 2011 11:20 am

Taro Toporific wrote:English, French or German, Catone-kun's Japanese sucks as bad as mine.


I imagine the conversation (auf Englisch) would go somewhat like this:

Masako: "Oh Catone, I never imagined a guy as old and decripit as you would have such stamina. You even put those young bucks in Cambridge to shame! Just one thing, though: my husband is - how do you say it? - mou chotto katai...."

Catone: "Perhaps you mean 'tumescent.' But let's not get sidetracked by trivialities - it's Mr. Nasty time!"

Masako: "Ohh, Mr. Nasty!"

Catone: "Now take it easy on my back."
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Tue Jun 07, 2011 12:37 pm

Catoneinutica wrote:Masako:...my husband is - how do you say it? - mou chotto katai...."


And here I was thinking that she had always been into softball...
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Postby Mock Cockpit » Tue Jun 07, 2011 2:09 pm

I saw that on the news, she looked pretty much normal. Must be a helluva relief for all those involved. The black dog is very liberal, rich man, poor man, beggar man, thief, he's quite happy to take on all-comers and fuck you right up.
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Postby American Oyaji » Wed Jun 08, 2011 8:19 am

Mock Cockpit wrote:I saw that on the news, she looked pretty much normal. Must be a helluva relief for all those involved. The black dog is very liberal, rich man, poor man, beggar man, thief, he's quite happy to take on all-comers and fuck you right up.


What's the black dog?
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Postby cstaylor » Wed Jun 08, 2011 9:57 am

American Oyaji wrote:Would it really matter? :wink4:

I was commenting on both Catoneinutica's and Masako's extensive education. :wink:
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Postby Mock Cockpit » Wed Jun 08, 2011 1:45 pm

American Oyaji wrote:What's the black dog?

http://www.blackdoginstitute.org.au/docs/McKinlay.pdf
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Wed Jun 08, 2011 4:59 pm

Thanks for the clarification...until that, I thought you'd been referring to Oprah and wondered WTF she had to do with Masako....
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Postby Mock Cockpit » Wed Jun 08, 2011 6:20 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:Thanks for the clarification...until that, I thought you'd been referring to Oprah and wondered WTF she had to do with Masako....

The penny just dropped. Apologies to AO.
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Postby American Oyaji » Wed Jun 08, 2011 7:36 pm

No worries MC. You ain't say it.
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