Princess Aiko is deformed

by **james** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 12:44 pm

TennoChinko wrote:In 12 years, she'll probably end up looking like her inbred aunt.

Hit hard with the imperial ugly stick...

hmm.. that can't be. jack himself, authority on these matters, has publicly stated that there are no ugly women in japan.

by **baka tono** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 1:36 am

Forget Aiko and Sayako because now that shell shocked Akishino and his evil fox wife have produced a boy the public will be subjected to their ugly faces all the time instead. :noose:

by **kamome** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 3:16 am

gomichild wrote:Why? He's not the father or on my payroll.

Whew! Thanks for clearing that up gomi. I guess this means I don't have to take that paternity test after all??

by **xenomorph42** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 8:44 am

baka tono wrote:

Forget Aiko and Sayako because now that shell shocked Akishino and his evil fox wife have produced a boy the public will be subjected to their ugly faces all the time instead.

Don't you mean "artificially produced boy?" Isn't it rather ironic that a woman in her 40's with 2 almost teenage daughters all of a sudden has an epiphany to want to have a child again and low and behold wouldn't you know it, it's a boy. Given the overwhelming odds that the royal family hadn't had a "male" successor for a looooong time.
Me thinks, science was the real father. :biggrin2:

by **gomichild** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 9:06 am

[quote="kamome"]Whew! Thanks for clearing that up gomi. I guess this means I don't have to take that paternity test after all??

]

Nah mate you are in the clear! Free to run out and spend all that child support money!

by **Greji** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 11:10 am

American Oyaji wrote:... and knowing you, she fell in your bed somewhere on the way down before you kicked her out to continue her fall.

Hey beggars can't be choosers. Remember what I said, ugly pussy is grateful pussy!
:cool:

by **Greji** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 11:12 am

gomichild wrote:Nah mate you are in the clear! Free to run out and spend all that child support money!

It's just that Bird needs to clean up his act!

by **Behan** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 12:13 pm

A bit off topic, but I heard that Prince Akishino keeps a bit on the side in Thailand. Just some base, baseless gossip for the afternoon...

by **Mike Oxlong** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 12:19 pm

You saying he's into ladyboys?

by **Greji** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 1:43 pm

Mike Oxlong wrote:You saying he's into ladyboys?

Nope, it''s an old story from the tabloids that he has a bit of muff down there there he works over when he goes to the holy elephant to study "catfish"....

But, then again, in Bangkok, you can never be quite sure!
:cool:

by **Behan** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 2:14 pm

There you go, Ladyboy and Catfish Hunter.

by **Cyka UchuuJin** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 8:06 pm

i thought all japanese men had a bit on the side, no?

by **American Oyaji** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 8:39 pm

Greji wrote:Hey beggars can't be choosers. Remember what I said, ugly pussy is grateful pussy!

I wouldn't say grateful. I'd say enthusiastic and eager to please.

by **Catoneinutica** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 8:50 pm

American Oyaji wrote:I wouldn't say grateful. I'd say enthusiastic and eager to please.

From Aiko to 2 Live Crew:

Chorus

Verse 1: [brother marquis]
Looking at my rolex, its 12:00
And my dick ... is hard as a rock
My beeper ain't went off all day
I guess all my bitches went out to play
Fuck em, cause I ain't sweatin em either
Hoes is jockin me? I don't need em!
There's no time to waste chasin a pretty face
Bitches wont have me in a rat race
They're very bourgeois and so seditty
When you ask em for some pussy, they get shitty
So I turn to the bitches who are not attractive
I7m like them]
Its late at night and I'm ready to dip
cause I'm kind of drunk, with an ugly bitch
Big titties, big ass and kind of stacked 62 and shes also fat
Rollin round the club like a bitch in heat
But at four in the morning, she couldnt be beat
A plate of chicken wings and a stack of fries
Trying to see who's looking from the corner of my eyes
On my ps and qs, and aware of my shit
The coast was clear, and Im ready to dip
She wanna go to my crib, but heres the trick
From the club we hit the motel 6
Riding with no tints, so hoe, keep low
Trying to play it off so the boys wont know
She wanted to be seen but was out of luck
The pussy was good, but she was ugly as fuck

Chorus

Verse 3: [brother marquis]
Haulin' ass, trying to hurry up and get there
cause I cant be seen with this bitch here
Its bad enough that I'm rankin' myself
But I cant be ranked by no one else
U-g-l-y, bitch, you ain't got no alibi
So don't you roll down no windows or open no doors,
Jump your ass in the back and get on the floor!

[fresh kid ice]
Shes ugly as fuck and you wanna know why
She couldnt be worse if the bitch had died
Be my girl, hoe! it aint all that!
Got weave in your hair, not neat, and fat
Guess Im understanding youre just a fuck
Im out for the pussy and just one nut
Ill call you next time when I'm out of luck
No offense, baby, you're just ugly as fuck!

-catone

-"Ill call you next time when I'm out of luck
No offense, baby, you're just ugly as fuck!"

-Pure poetry!

by **GuyJean** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 9:32 pm

American Oyaji wrote:I wouldn't say grateful. I'd say enthusiastic and eager to please..

This is a pretty worthless thread..

GJ

by **American Oyaji** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 10:09 pm

GuyJean wrote:

This is a pretty worthless thread..

GJ

True. But the chick in the pic aint fat. She's healthy.

by **Catoneinutica** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 10:11 pm

GuyJean wrote:

This is a pretty worthless thread..

GJ

"The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin.'
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand."

-catone
-now even more worthlesser
-you all know where it's from...

by **Takechanpoo** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 10:22 pm

American Oyaji wrote:True. But the chick in the pic aint fat. She's healthy.

Your brain is not healthy.

by **Mike Oxlong** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 11:05 pm

Takechanpoo wrote:Your brain is not healthy.

Nope. It's phat!

by **American Oyaji** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 11:13 pm

Takechanpoo wrote:I'm a gaijinphobic bottom. They are so big and I don't think I can take it.

Someone get Take his meds please?:cool:

by **Greji** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 10:51 am

American Oyaji wrote:Someone get Take his meds please?:cool:

AO, I'm not too sure, but I think Take just did you right here in front of God and everybody.....

by **American Oyaji** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 11:07 am

Greji wrote:AO, I'm not too sure, but I think Take just did you right here in front of God and everybody.....

That was just my finger though...

by **kamome** » Sat Oct 18, 2008 3:46 am

Greji wrote:It's just that Bird needs to clean up his act!

Geez, between accusing me of being a homo in this thread and of being molested by a paraplegic in another thread, you're throwing out more unfounded slurs than John McCain when he's losing an election!:cool:

by **Greji** » Sat Oct 18, 2008 5:45 pm

kamome wrote:you're throwing out more unfounded slurs than John McCain when he's losing an election!:cool:

Well, nobody's perfect. At least I was polite enough not to mention that thing about you, palin and that walrus......
:cool:

by **Taro Toporific** » Sat Oct 18, 2008 10:42 pm

kamome wrote:Geez, between accusing me of being a homo in this thread and of being molested by a paraplegic in another thread...

Damn. I do not remember molesting kamome while turning the Buddha Tricks.

by **Greji** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 12:26 am

Taro Toporific wrote:Damn. I do not remember molesting kamome while turning the Buddha Tricks.

That's highly possible, I've heard he's not a very good lay....
Probably would be easy to forget!

by **kamome** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 9:22 am

Greji wrote:That's highly possible, I've heard he's not a very good lay....
Probably would be easy to forget!

Nah, I probably just didn't tip well enough to be remembered. Wouldn't be the first time!

by **Takechanpoo** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 1:15 pm

by **American Oyaji** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 10:07 pm

Even royal offspring get boogers.

by **IkemenTommy** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 10:14 pm

American Oyaji wrote:Even royal offspring get boogers.

Wait, I thought they were God's descendants :confused:

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