Kim Jung Il reported DEAD.

[Greji]

[SIZE="3"]The Great Leader will not be pickled[/SIZE]

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They should stuff the mother fucker....

[GomiGirl]

[YT]5UDNdhHhPcs[/YT]

I LOL'ed at this. Watch (and listen) until the end for full effect.

Pretty much sums up how I feel about the Bieber.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Pretty much sums up how I feel about the Bieber.

Hey, leave the kid alone. This kid is good enough to be the next, well, Leif Garrett.

[Coligny]

I LOL'ed at this. Watch (and listen) until the end for full effect.

Pretty much sums up how I feel about the Bieber.

Now, it's sure... she HATES us...

[Mike Oxlong]

[Mike Oxlong]

[eddie]

You guys can say what you want, but he knew how to enjoy life.



Must have been fun to be his buddy.
[color="Silver"][SIZE="1"](and even less fun to be not)[/SIZE][/color]

never got the glass off his face...suffocated to death

[BigInJapan]

Japanese magician Princess Tenko was invited to attend Dear Leader's funeral on Dec. 28 in NK.
Apparently she has not decided whether she'll attend or not.
Breaking news on JT

[Mike Oxlong]

Thanks SDH. You can click the pic above, or this one to see more L'il Kim and his jaw-droppin', ear poppin' pumping K-hole groove...

[Mike Oxlong]

Jong Un went to Disneyland in 1991 on fake passport

Kim Jong Un, the third son and heir-apparent of late North Korean leader Kim Jong Il, went to Tokyo Disneyland while in Japan in May 1991 posing as a Brazilian tourist, Japanese public security officials have revealed.

Jong Un, 28, secretly entered Japan from Vienna at the age of 8 using a Brazilian passport under a different name and stayed in Japan for 11 days, the sources said. Kim Jong Il's second son, Kim Jong Chul, 30, made the visit with Jong Un at the age of 9, also using a Brazilian passport.

The two received Japanese visas in Vienna using genuine Brazilian passports with their own photos. Jong Un used the name "Josef Pawag" in his passport. He entered Japan on May 12, 1991, and left May 22, they said.

At the time, Japanese public security officials received intelligence that suspicious North Koreans had illegally entered Japan. However, by the time investigators started tracking their whereabouts on suspicion they might be in violation of the Immigration Control and Refugee Recognition Law, the two already had left Japan.

The officials confirmed there was a high possibility that they visited Tokyo Disneyland during their stay in Japan based on credit-card records and other information. It was not known what other locations they visited, the sources said.

Their mother, Ko Yong Hui, was born into a pro-Pyongyang ethnic Korean family in Osaka Prefecture in 1953.

Ko moved to North Korea in the 1960s under a repatriation program promoted by North Korea's ruling Workers' Party of Korea and the General Association of Korean Residents in Japan (Chongryon). In 1972, Ko became a dancer, and subsequently married Kim Jong Il.

Hmmm, a party closely connected to the ruler of a country that abducted Japanese citizens comes to visit clandestinely, are detected, the national intelligence officials notice...and they can't scratch together the start of an investigation for more than a week?

[Coligny]

A'm gunna leave this here...

[dimwit]

A'm gunna leave this here...

So the people on the right are at an Obama rally?

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

So the people on the right are at an Obama rally?

I thought it was Steve Jobs releasing the latest Apple product...

[Taro Toporific]

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[Catoneinutica]

[Russell]

A'm gunna leave this here...

Looks like the non-existing Supreme Being nourishes its people better than the pre-existing Supreme Leader.
Not to speak of dental care: noticing that the Japanese lie somewhere in between those two peoples in this respect, I cannot help wondering what Supreme J-Entity is taking care of them...

[Russell]

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Them inferior capitalists have not yet invented black light. That's why.

[Russell]

never got the glass off his face...suffocated to death

The dangers of living in a bubble...

[sublight]

All the money in the world wouldn't get his cock sucked in the West.

Yeah, right. You know nothing about women.

Or the West.

[Bucky]

I don't know, this meat-wagon that they are transporting Dear Leader in sure looks like a Lincoln Town Car.

[Coligny]

More probably a ZIL 115 or the chinese equivalent...

[Russell]

Still found it funny to see on CNN all these Benzes from the 1980's and the Volkswagens from the 1990's following the car with the Great Corpse. Just wondering how this can be interpreted as propaganda for the superior NK-tech.

[Samurai_Jerk]

More probably a ZIL 115 or the chinese equivalent...

It was a Lincoln.

Korean Dictator's Final Ride Was In a Vintage Lincoln Continental

[Coligny]

It was a Lincoln.

Korean Dictator's Final Ride Was In a Vintage Lincoln Continental

Damn youz kapitalists... youz even korrupted the dear leader...

[Bucky]

Damn youz kapitalists... youz even korrupted the dear leader...

HA! I was correct!:banana:



Detroit muscle!

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Korean Dictator's Final Ride Was In a Vintage Lincoln Continental

Actually, I've heard on fairly good authority that the Dear Leader's final ride was actually a nubile young lass and he went on the job (lucky bastard), which is why it took so long for our side's spies to realize he'd carked it.

[Coligny]

HA! I was correct!:banana:

Detroit muscle!

Detroit stole the design of the Brilliant ZIL 115 that's why I wuz fooled...

(ok, the B pillard and the angle of the windshield are like totally not the same... but they both got 4 wheels and headlights at the front...)

[Mike Oxlong]

Kim Jong-il look-alike in mourning for late leader

[floatl][/floatl]HE'S been cursed in the street, appeared in a movie and perfected the wave of North Korea's "Dear Leader''. Now Kim Jong-il's leading look-alike feels part of himself has died along with the late ruler.

Passers-by stop and stare as a short, stout man with a bouffant hairdo, large glasses and olive green suit stands at the door of his small engraving shop in northern Seoul.

For more than a decade Kim Young-Shik has been moonlighting as an impersonator of North Korea's longtime leader.

But since Kim Jong-il died on December 17, the 61-year-old father of two fears he may have to hang up his tailor-made suits after an illustrious career that saw him appear on Japanese TV and in a Middle East chocolate commercial.

"I feel very empty, as if a part of me died. People try to comfort me, saying some figures are more famous when they're dead, but I don't think it will be the case with Kim."

As a child, he never dreamt of becoming a communist ruler, and fell into the role almost by accident.

"One day after I got out of the shower and my hair was very curly, people told me I looked like Kim Jong-il,'' he explained during a break from serving customers at his store in a working-class district of the South Korean capital.

His break came with a role in the 1995 South Korean film The Rose of Sharon Blooms Again about a South Korean scientist who secretly helped the North develop nuclear weapons to prevent a Japanese invasion.

Since then he's rubbed shoulders with celebrities and world leaders - or at least people who look like them - including George W. Bush and Vladimir Putin impersonators...

[legion]

HA! I was correct!:banana:



Detroit muscle!

Is it on ebay yet?

[Coligny]

Is it on ebay yet?

Don't even THINK aboot outbidding me...