Miss Universe Japan 2008 Sex Tape Scandal!

[GuyJean]

Confirming that she did not appear in the video, Hiroko Mima's agency says she is now considering legal action..

Good luck with that..

'As judge in this case, it is required of me to confirm this is, in fact, not you. Detailed combing over your evidence and recreating of events must be done. I will, in order uphold the integrity of the court, need to fuck you in the ass while Miss T&T gives you a bangin'.'

GJ

[Hokgwai]

Whether it's her or not,

(and I'm willing to bet it is, anyway)

I won't be able to sleep tonight knowing there are lucky mofo's out there having all that great sex that rightfully should be mine.

How dare he videotape himself having a great time just to mock me. =(

[Taka-Okami]

Anticipating a world with Greji, or perhaps a contemporary, Dr. Alfred Kinsey, the famed pioneer sexologist wrote:



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinsey_scale

I take it you are not a fan of the Greji scale?

Kinsey was the biggest pedofile of all time. Where did he get that data on babies and little kids? One day people will wake up to what that piece of shit did in the name of 'science'.

[FG Lurker]

Any man who commits sodomy on a woman is one step away from being a faggot or a pedofile or both.

Sounds to me like someone here is stuck in the closet.

[Mike Oxlong]

Kinsey was the biggest pedofile of all time. Where did he get that data on babies and little kids? One day people will wake up to what that piece of shit did in the name of 'science'.

You don't find it even slightly ironic that that was your 69th post?:D

[Taka-Okami]

You don't find it even slightly ironic that that was your 69th post?:D

ROFL!

[Taka-Okami]

Sounds to me like someone here is stuck in the closet.

Sounds like your out of the closet. Go and pack some fudge dickhead.

[Samurai_Jerk]

Sounds like your out of the closet. Go and pack some fudge dickhead.

That's what I'd call a confirmation, FGL. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Confirming that she did not appear in the video, Hiroko Mima's agency says she is now considering legal action

From here. (Japanese)

Party poopers.....though I suppose you could say the same thing about the Miss Japan lookalike in the video. Her pooper looked like a real party...

[Iraira]

Party poopers.....though I suppose you could say the same thing about the Miss Japan lookalike in the video. Her pooper looked like a real party...

I hope that when Hiroko Mima has a press conference to clear her name of this, that some reporter has the guts to ask her, "Since you've just disappointed millions of people, by it NOT being you in the video, could you just let us know whether you take it up the ass now and then?"

[FG Lurker]

That's what I'd call a confirmation, FGL.

Sounds like a confirmation to me! Maybe one of these days AO will come out and join him...

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

I hope that when Hiroko Mima has a press conference to clear her name of this, that some reporter has the guts to ask her, "Since you've just disappointed millions of people, by it NOT being you in the video, could you just let us know whether you take it up the ass now and then?"

If I were a reporter, I'd definitely ask that...maybe we could get Jake to do it?

[Christoff]

Any man who commits sodomy on a woman is one step away from being a faggot or a pedophile or both.

is that your time in prison talking?

also, you might want to spell check, its fagot and pedophile

[waruta]

=also, you might want to spell check, its fagot and pedophile

can be both. (the f-word) you should check a dictionary.

[Typhoon]

When she's not being an (alleged) catamite, Miss Japan is a physical education major, according to this story.

So, according to you, the former Miss Japan is a chick with an (alleged) stick?

I suppose a vegemite is someone with a passion for (being the recipient of) uphill gardening.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

So, according to you, the former Miss Japan is a chick with an (alleged) stick?

I suppose a vegemite is someone with a passion for (being the recipient of) uphill gardening.

Ah! My bad. I'm sorry, I just assumed catamite was a recipient, but you have to be male.

Vegemite=:rofl: That gives an entirely new meaning to the term "Australia's national spread!!!"

[Greji]

Any man who commits sodomy on a woman is one step away from being a faggot or a pedofile or both.

Want a candy bar sweetie?

[Christoff]

I should have seen this coming...

[xenomorph42]

When you have a threesome that includes anal, how the girls look doesn't matter.

Seriously, in all honesty, off the record-you can pipe a girl even if she looks like this? Even if it involves a threesome?

If so, then you are much tougher than I thought!

[FG Lurker]

Seriously, in all honesty, off the record-you can pipe a girl even if she looks like this? Even if it involves a threesome?

If she got her nose and teeth fixed she'd look a helluva lot better... But I like redheads so...

[Christoff]

Reminds me of the Lady or Ladyboy thread... This one could go either way, you might want to check for a package before you go there.

[Taka-Okami]

is that your time in prison talking?

also, you might want to spell check, its fagot and pedophile

Cool. Another dickhead I have just added to the ignore list. Hahaha.

[Christoff]

I cant believe it took 3 years to have an illiterate troll ignore my smart ass posts

[Samurai_Jerk]

Seriously, in all honesty, off the record-you can pipe a girl even if she looks like this? Even if it involves a threesome?

If so, then you are much tougher than I thought!

How many Jack & Cokes have I had in this scenario of yours?

[Catoneinutica]

Maaan, this thread is a treasure trove of sig file material! Playa don't know where to muhf*ckin' begin!

SDH: I think, maybe, we're talking about a different kind of crack....

dimwit: Suffice it to say, Wyatt's next performance may be as part of a building foundation in Otsuka Pharmaceutical's expansion of the Gotoda Building.

AO: Same as if I misspelled an English word, you still understood it ya schmekel koozie schmuk.

hundefar: Aah, the French. So romantic.

SJ: When you have a threesome that includes anal, how the girls look doesn't matter.

-catone
-I need to spread some around before I can give it to any of you fellas
-I love the fact that GomiGirl always seems to make a good-sported appearance in these "Sweaty Ballz"-type men-only threads

[FG Lurker]

Cool. Another dickhead I have just added to the ignore list. Hahaha.

If you're adding people to your ignore list based on comments in this thread I suggest you might want to go back to JT or whatever loser board you came from.

[waruta]

If you're adding people to your ignore list based on comments in this thread I suggest you might want to go back to JT or whatever loser board you came from.

Well said...


You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to FG Lurker again.

[Christoff]

SJ: When you have a threesome that includes anal, how the girls look doesn't matter.

-catone

Seriously? That is debatable. Then again, I reckon it depends on how many drinks you can get into me. 8 Vodka redbull and a fist full of Ambien and I wont remember how I got there in the morning anyway. Perhaps I should install motion detection surveillance in my apartment so I can verify the contents of my evening...

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

8 Vodka redbull and a fist full of Ambien and I wont remember how I got there in the morning anyway. Perhaps I should install motion detection surveillance in my apartment so I can verify the contents of my evening...

If you drink that much, you might find it a better idea to avoid the surveillance because you might end up finding out something you'd rather have avoided.

[DrP]

Darn, I looked close but I didn't see Ichihashi anywhere in that video ... oh well.