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Postby Ganma » Thu Jan 13, 2011 2:40 am

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Postby SuieiPrincess » Thu Jan 13, 2011 7:51 am

Ganma wrote:That's probably just the cool thing to say these days (as bizarre as that may seem). I bet they're still secretly beating off ten times a day in their rooms.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:rofl: Probably you are right!
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Postby IparryU » Thu Jan 13, 2011 10:15 am

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Postby IkemenTommy » Thu Jan 13, 2011 4:01 pm

Ganma wrote:That's probably just the cool thing to say these days (as bizarre as that may seem).

I bet most lie about it.
I bet they're still secretly beating off ten times a day in their rooms.

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Postby Iraira » Thu Jan 13, 2011 4:02 pm

IparryU wrote:tell you this much... the guy is not interested in sex and the girl is wet half the day and gets herself off when he isn't around.

i had me one or three of them before... they were all as wild as they could get. ended up being a phone call once a month
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Two questions:
1) One or three of the guys or one or three of the girls?
2) How are you not sure whether it was one or three? Suitable answer would be: "I was very drunk that month and three different pairs of panties (one t-back, one O-back, and one set of granny panties with streaks that I'd like to forget ever finding in the first place) were strewn about my place, and I'm not sure if they were from the same girl."
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Postby Doctor Stop » Thu Jan 13, 2011 5:08 pm

Iraira wrote:"I was very drunk that month and three different pairs of panties (one t-back, one O-back, and one set of granny panties with streaks that I'd like to forget ever finding in the first place) were strewn about my place, and I'm not sure if they were from the same girl."
From the same girl? I'm not even sure that they were from the same vending machine.
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Postby Iraira » Thu Jan 13, 2011 9:21 pm

Doctor Stop wrote:From the same girl? I'm not even sure that they were from the same vending machine.


I'm waiting for a Taspo-like card for the vending machines that sell such items. I figure that being in a database of smokers is nothing special, but being in a database of pervs, well that's joining an elite group.
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Postby GomiGirl » Thu Jan 13, 2011 11:30 pm

Iraira wrote:O-back


Off topic but what are O-back undies? (t-back we call g-strings in my world but I still understand t-back)

So I was thinking what type of undies could be an O-back:

Oh - baby got back
crotchless
bumholeless
blownout from a very big fart

please enlighten me. Pics if possible.
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Postby wuchan » Thu Jan 13, 2011 11:40 pm

GomiGirl wrote:
please enlighten me. Pics if possible.

do you really want pics?
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Postby Doctor Stop » Thu Jan 13, 2011 11:45 pm

GomiGirl wrote:please enlighten me. Pics if possible.

http://item.rakuten.co.jp/u-b-yumehan/oback/
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Postby GomiGirl » Fri Jan 14, 2011 12:38 am

Doctor Stop wrote:http://item.rakuten.co.jp/u-b-yumehan/oback/


OMG - hideous... is this to make mountains out of molehills? ;)

I am sorry I asked.. :oops:
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Postby IparryU » Fri Jan 14, 2011 11:09 am

Iraira wrote:Two questions:
1) One or three of the guys or one or three of the girls?

girls... or goats :)
Iraira wrote:2) How are you not sure whether it was one or three? Suitable answer would be: "I was very drunk that month and three different pairs of panties (one t-back, one O-back, and one set of granny panties with streaks that I'd like to forget ever finding in the first place) were strewn about my place, and I'm not sure if they were from the same girl."

"one or three" meaning multiple... but nice ramble about panties
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Postby Greji » Fri Jan 14, 2011 2:08 pm

IparryU wrote:girls... or goats :)


IPU, you be all right! Plus, youse got style.....
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Postby IparryU » Tue Sep 06, 2011 12:10 pm

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Postby gaijinpunch » Tue Sep 06, 2011 1:43 pm

IparryU wrote:well... once the wife gets older the j-guys seem to lose interest... once there is grass on the field they dont play...

that or they wait till their company has an "executive" vacation to south east asia where they can get all their fetish shit they want...


I think it happens both ways.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Tue Sep 06, 2011 4:41 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:[color="Gray"]Sounds like somebody wasn't gettin' any...[/color]


His wife didn't go sexless, apparently...just wasn't with him.
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Postby IparryU » Tue Sep 06, 2011 4:46 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:His wife didn't go sexless, apparently...just wasn't with him.

and i am quite sure many of us have helped out these poor housewives with their sexless problem.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Tue Sep 06, 2011 6:04 pm

IparryU wrote:and i am quite sure many of us have helped out these poor housewives with their sexless problem.


Never! Don't be so disgusting :D
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Postby wuchan » Tue Sep 06, 2011 8:39 pm

IparryU wrote:and i am quite sure many of us have helped out these poor housewives with their sexless problem.


WHAT? NEVER!..... :wink4:
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Postby tone » Tue Sep 06, 2011 9:27 pm

im gonna be here for 6 days on business, tell me how! j/k
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Postby Greji » Wed Sep 07, 2011 12:09 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:Hark back to the 1990s, when the sekkusuresu state was portrayed in the media positively, even as a natural outcome of marriage


The gf claims this all started with the introduction of the vibrator.
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Postby gaijinpunch » Wed Sep 07, 2011 12:50 pm

Greji wrote:The gf claims this all started with the introduction of the vibrator.


Typical Japanese lack of creativity. A girl can use a vibrator and a cock at the same time. It's not that difficult either.
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Postby Greji » Wed Sep 07, 2011 12:59 pm

gaijinpunch wrote:Typical Japanese lack of creativity. A girl can use a vibrator and a cock at the same time. It's not that difficult either.


It is for the gf. She uses a kick start jack hammer sized thing with a couple of revolving propellors for show. Kinda reminds ya of a Roto-Rooter operation. At any rate, it's a tough act to follow....
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Postby IparryU » Wed Sep 07, 2011 1:39 pm

gaijinpunch wrote:Typical Japanese lack of creativity. A girl can use a vibrator and a cock at the same time. It's not that difficult either.

ya missed the point... they dont get the cock so they got the vibu... best be is that the husband is using a vibu on some lil piece of meat that he picked up...
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Postby gaijinpunch » Thu Sep 08, 2011 8:24 am

IparryU wrote:ya missed the point... they dont get the cock so they got the vibu... best be is that the husband is using a vibu on some lil piece of meat that he picked up...


K... guess I did. Still... a real woman would steal the vibrator AND fuck her husband. Anyone ever see Chris Rock's bit on Clinton, saying it was Hillary's fault he fucked Lewinski? Just sayin'....
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Postby tone » Thu Sep 08, 2011 8:30 am

posted something like this accidentally over in the married guys thread, but seems like here that data is ignoring the fact that there is an incredible amount of shit going on on the side here that people wouldnt mention in their response of freq/volume of marital relations

just from a statistics POV that would be another good data point - frequency/volume of 3rd party action. it cant all be J people gaman suru-ing with all the obvious goods on the market
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Postby Jack » Thu Sep 08, 2011 8:56 am

gaijinpunch wrote:Typical Japanese lack of creativity.


Tell that to a girl I dated briefly back in the day. She only knew what she knew, and could not extrapolate from her knowledge solutions to a problem that would be obvious to anyone with half a brain.
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Postby Pearse » Thu Sep 08, 2011 8:59 am

Jack wrote:Tell that to a girl I dated briefly back in the day. She only knew what she knew, and could not extrapolate from her knowledge solutions to a problem that would be obvious to anyone with half a brain.


But as a "working girl" I bet she was smart enough to make change for you.
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Postby gaijinpunch » Thu Sep 08, 2011 9:03 am

but seems like here that data is ignoring the fact that there is an incredible amount of shit going on on the side


About frequency, yes, but how many would say that banging hookers constitutes a satisfying sex life? I'm sure it could be great a few times. I mean shit, what's the downside of banging a 19 year old? Not much, but there's going to be a lack of intimacy, and there's no way I'd hit any of that w/o a condom on, and that truly is the goal.
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