Wait, I'm not dead yet ...
MDN wrote:'Dead' woman's heart starts beating in mortuary
KITAMI, Hokkaido -- Police officers preparing to perform a post-mortem examination on a [27-year-old] woman whose lifeless body was found near a river in Hokkaido were forced to halt the process after her heart began beating in the mortuary...
Police said the woman's body was found near an embankment of the Muka River in the Hokkaido city of Kitami shortly after 10 a.m. on Sunday[at the time it was minus 2.5 degrees Celsius].
Officers were called to the scene and a paramedic examined her body. She was unconscious, showed no pulse or pupil movement, and rigor mortis appeared to have begun to set in.
... However, when an officer removed her top, and placed an ear to her chest ... it was confirmed that her heart was beating and that she was still alive ... more
They even grope girls in the morgue :!:
