A powerful earthquake measuring 6.2 on the Richter scale has jolted the Pacific Ocean east of Japan near an uninhabited volcanic island.
...Torishima is now known as a breeding ground of the endangered albatross.
http://www.abc.net.au/ra/news/stories/s1348502.htm
Sounds like tons of flying shit. An interesting question that this story provokes; does bird shit undergo liquification when shaken violently?

