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Postby Taro Toporific » Thu Jun 16, 2005 3:12 pm

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Japan mulls cutting work hours to spur fertility
Financial Times, 16 Jun 2005
The Japanese government is considering implementing considerably shorter working hours for public servants with young children, in a bid to coax workers into having more babies....
....public servants - working hours would be reduced to four hours a day, or 20 hours a week, for parents with children aged six and under....
...Currently, full-time national public servants have to work at least 40 hours a week, though individuals with children under the age of three are allowed to take off two hours per day.
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Postby nullpointer » Thu Jun 16, 2005 3:21 pm

More like, have sex to get out of work and have more sex ad infinitum.
Alcohol, Tobacco & Firearms should be the name of a store, not a government agency.
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Postby FG Lurker » Thu Jun 16, 2005 3:32 pm

Man... Time to take out citizenship and get a gov't job... Full time pay for half time hours. Sounds good to me!
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The sun is the same in a relative way, but you're older
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Postby Tsuru » Thu Jun 16, 2005 3:50 pm

nullpointer wrote:More like, have sex to get out of work and have more sex ad infinitum.
Is there any other way? :D
"Doing engineering calculations with the imperial system is like wiping your ass with acorns, it works, but it's painful and stupid."

"Plus, it's British."
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Postby Buraku » Thu Jun 16, 2005 4:19 pm

What are the odds that the birth decline will remain on a downward spiral
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While the activity in Enjo-Kosai, oyaji train gropers, Hentai blowjob bars, AIDS, rape-bideos, STDs, school girl shitty underwear, Abortions, soaplands...will all increase

they might need some more of these
to protect the females from salarymen with too much time on their hands
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Postby Greji » Thu Jun 16, 2005 4:27 pm

Buraku wrote:What are the odds that the birth decline will remain on a downward spiral

While the activity in Enjo-Kosai, oyaji train gropers, Hentai blowjob bars, AIDS, rape-bideos, STDs, school girl shitty underwear, Abortions, soaplands...will all increase


In an operation this big you gotta expect some losses. It's called "exceptable collateral damage"

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Postby nullpointer » Thu Jun 16, 2005 4:37 pm

Tsuru wrote:
nullpointer wrote:More like, have sex to get out of work and have more sex ad infinitum.
Is there any other way? :D


Your avatar goes very nicely with this remark
Alcohol, Tobacco & Firearms should be the name of a store, not a government agency.
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Postby fatslug » Thu Jun 16, 2005 5:35 pm

in the nation known for husbands cheating on their wives....why arent any of them getting preganant ???

hey I`ll help increase japans population...just gimme ya number .....
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Postby Tsuru » Thu Jun 16, 2005 5:40 pm

I'm afraid that would corrupt the pure and homogenous Japanese bloodline :wink:

Seriously... who would be stupid enough to raise kids in a country like Japan, especially as a mixed couple?

(Sorry if I'm treading on people's feelings here, it's only my humble opinion...)
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Postby GomiGirl » Thu Jun 16, 2005 6:14 pm

Tsuru wrote:
nullpointer wrote:More like, have sex to get out of work and have more sex ad infinitum.
Is there any other way? :D


Sex at work?

Makes the boardroom table a bit sticky but it is kinda fun... (I have heard!!) :oops:
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Postby Tsuru » Thu Jun 16, 2005 6:42 pm

GomiGirl wrote:
Tsuru wrote:
nullpointer wrote:More like, have sex to get out of work and have more sex ad infinitum.
Is there any other way? :D


Sex at work?

Makes the boardroom table a bit sticky but it is kinda fun... (I have heard!!) :oops:
...which is of course why one needs the complimentary tissue packs...

Or so I was told :wink:
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Postby American Oyaji » Thu Jun 16, 2005 8:58 pm

GomiGirl wrote:
Tsuru wrote:
nullpointer wrote:More like, have sex to get out of work and have more sex ad infinitum.
Is there any other way? :D


Sex at work?

Makes the boardroom table a bit sticky but it is kinda fun... (I have heard!!) :oops:


Uh, yeah right.

:twisted: hehe

Anyway, they need to teach Japanese men how to treat women.

Unfortunately, I don't know many J-guys that understand this so they'll need to hire some FGs
I will not abide ignorant intolerance just for the sake of getting along.
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Postby Buraku » Sat Jun 18, 2005 10:28 am

gboothe wrote:
What are the odds that the birth decline will remain on a downward spiral

While the activity in Enjo-Kosai, oyaji train gropers, Hentai blowjob bars, AIDS, rape-bideos, STDs, school girl shitty underwear, Abortions, soaplands...will all increase


In an operation this big you gotta expect some losses. It's called "exceptable collateral damage"

gb

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Baby Bonus Increasing

Postby kurohinge1 » Tue Jul 26, 2005 1:18 pm

Ministry to increase allowance in attempt to raise birthrate
07/26/2005

The Asahi Shimbun wrote:In yet another attempt to lift the listless birthrate, the health ministry plans to increase the lump-sum allowance for newborns by between 50,000 yen and 100,000 yen, ministry officials said Monday.

The current rate under the national health insurance program is 300,000 yen ...

The money is doubled if the mother gives birth to twins.

The size of the allowance varies depending on the municipality. The amounts are stipulated in local ordinances and regulations set by municipal governments, which are in charge of operating the national health insurance system.

Almost all municipalities around the nation pay parents at least 300,000 yen for a newborn, according to the health ministry ... more


"at least 300,000 yen for a newborn" :arrow: SELL :!: SELL :!:

Job Title: Baby Maker
Work from home (preferably their's) and earn more than 18 Million yen per annum (based on putting 10 buns in the oven per month and a 50-50 split with the mum).
The government controlled pricing for sprogs is at an all-time high.
Now is the time to sell and to "make hay" while the sun shines.
Don't waste that baby-batter - put it to use for the J-government, fix population decline and make money while you're at it ...


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Postby Akito » Tue Jul 26, 2005 2:22 pm



That's some MacGyver shit.
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