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Postby Steve Bildermann » Sun Jul 28, 2002 11:45 am

Is 'jobless' the criteria for being a bum?

Oh my god I'm a bum.
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Postby Crispy » Sun Jul 28, 2002 12:54 pm

In order to be a bum, you have to be both unemployed and not live in any one place. Recall the conversation between Jules and Vince in Pulp Fiction:
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                                  VINCENT
                       So you decided to be a bum?

                                  JULES
                       I'll just be Jules, Vincent -- no
                       more, no less.

                                  VINCENT
                       No Jules, you're gonna be like
                       those pieces of shit out there who
                       beg for change.  They walk around
                       like a bunch of fuckin' zombies,
                       they sleep in garbage bins, they
                       eat what I throw away, and dogs
                       piss on 'em.  They got a word for
                       'em, they're called bums.  And
                       without a job, residence, or legal
                       tender, that's what you're gonna be
                       -- a fuckin' bum!

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Postby Steve Bildermann » Sun Jul 28, 2002 3:36 pm

Crispy wrote:without a job, residence, or legal
tender, that's what you're gonna be
-- a fuckin' bum!


Two out of three from crispy!

So it's true I'm a bum, I'm a fucked gaijin and I'm certified crazy.

How much worse can it get? :fresse:
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Re: how much worse?

Postby Steve Bildermann » Sun Jul 28, 2002 4:01 pm

bikkle wrote:You're an angry bum with a license to own deadly weapons. That's an international incident waiting to happen. A gaijin timebomb ticking away. Tick-tock, tick- tock...

I'm a bum on the edge. :evil:
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