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Misuteireiusu Sutsukeisu

Postby emperor » Tue Jul 12, 2005 11:08 pm

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Re: Misuteireiusu Sutsukeisu

Postby Taro Toporific » Tue Jul 12, 2005 11:31 pm

emperor wrote: Anyone know what the heck it is?[/i]


It's an Electromylogram that sends plused charges through the muscles and then records the body's reaction (in my case non-reaction). You'll have to google "3-channel" and "4-channel" to find out where the electrodes (needles) can be stuck -----you really don't ever want to know. Pervs use it on each other for fun.
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Re: Misuteireiusu Sutsukeisu

Postby emperor » Wed Jul 13, 2005 12:36 am

Taro Toporific wrote:It's an Electromylogram that sends plused charges through the muscles and then records the body's reaction (in my case non-reaction).


I think i had one used on me the first time i went to a gym to measure my body-fat... i was just below average. Alas, I never did join that gym and several thousands of pints, cocktails, shots and bottles of wine later im now slightly over average..... maybe ill wait till ive stored up a decent amount and get lipo when im in my 30s - to get real value for money :) ... and once thats done i can oil up and have Swedish airhostesses use that machine on various parts of my body for my sick sick pleasure :twisted: ... or ill just go eat some chocolate :wink:
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Postby Charles » Wed Jul 13, 2005 6:53 am

emperor wrote:I think i had one used on me the first time i went to a gym to measure my body-fat...

Unlikely. EMG is used to diagnose nerve damage or neuromuscular diseases like ALS, not to measure body fat.
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Postby sludge » Wed Jul 13, 2005 8:49 am

I think one of these guys may have dropped it.



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Postby Red Floyd » Wed Jul 13, 2005 9:05 am

I think it was this guy
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Re: Misuteireiusu Sutsukeisu

Postby emperor » Wed Jul 13, 2005 11:27 am

sludge wrote:I think one of these guys may have dropped it.

Red Floyd wrote:I think it was this guy

Wrong! It was HIM!!

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emperor wrote:I think i had one used on me the first time i went to a gym to measure my body-fat...

Unlikely. EMG is used to diagnose nerve damage or neuromuscular diseases like ALS, not to measure body fat.

Likely! It was a very sucky gym, hence my not joining.
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