Groom killed by the knockers of doom

[mercutio]

this may be old news to you guys but...

Groom Killed By Stripper's Boobs

I fear for mini-G! he could get lost and we'd never find him.

I've actually seen this chick when she was stripping in Texas... the news story seems to good-to-be-true but I suppose after enough beer and tequilla, if she kept it going for a whole song it is possible...not likely but what a way to go if its true

[Crispy]

"Those breasts were lethal weapons," he told reporters

This definitely wins the award for the stupidest thing I have heard today. Plastic bags are lethal too if you put them over your head and seal them shut.

[Steve Bildermann]

this may be old news to you guys but...

http://entertainment.yahoo.com/entnews/wwn/20020116/101119320009.html

I fear for mini-G! he could get lost and we'd never find him.

I've actually seen this chick when she was stripping in Texas... the news story seems to good-to-be-true but I suppose after enough beer and tequilla, if she kept it going for a whole song it is possible...not likely but what a way to go if its true

Nice story. Not true. Urban Legend.

See: http://www.snopes.com/

Pity.

[mercutio]

Nice story. Not true. Urban Legend.

See: http://www.snopes.com/

Pity.

I figured as much... ah well, when it sounds too good to be true...

oh and I guess it must have been Candye Kane I saw in texas.... (PT's strip club in San Antonio, circa '94)

[Crispy]

Yeah, but wasn't there some real story about a guy who took a stripper to court for "beating him about the face and neck" with her grotesquely augmented breasts?

[mercutio]

Yeah, but wasn't there some real story about a guy who took a stripper to court for "beating him about the face and neck" with her grotesquely augmented breasts?

yup scroll down to the bottom of this
http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/stripper.htm