Home | Forums | Mark forums read | Search | FAQ | Login

Advanced search
Hot Topics
Buraku hot topic Dead Gaijins
Buraku hot topic Confronting the Japanese
Buraku hot topic Gas prices
Buraku hot topic 1000s in Tokyo rally to CELEBRATE 9.11 terror attacks
Buraku hot topic Those Koreans got a lot of nerve
Buraku hot topic Japan's Negative Attitude Towards Islam & Muslims
Buraku hot topic 'Paris Syndrome' strikes Japanese
Buraku hot topic Japan 'very concerned' over Iran tension
Buraku hot topic beware of propaganda
Buraku hot topic Iran, DPRK, Nuke em, Like Japan
Change font size
  • fuckedgaijin ‹ General ‹ F*cked News

Baby Bloomers

Odd news from Japan and all things Japanese around the world.
Post a reply
4 posts • Page 1 of 1

Baby Bloomers

Postby kurohinge1 » Tue Aug 02, 2005 12:15 pm

Scientists Genetically Engineer Sunflowers to Bloom Babies

Image

Tochigi prefecture, Japan, 2 August 2005: Stem cell research has taken a new meaning with scientists successfully genetically engineered a crop of babies by splicing together human DNA with genetically modified Sunflowers ...

Earlier attempts at using cabbage patches were halted due to fears that the children would be labelled after a previously popular doll ...

Image

... increasingly worried about declining birth rates, the Japanese government first approved experimentation in 1998 and, following the success of the first crop, full scale planting is expected next summer ... more


:wink:
  • "This is the verdict: . . . " (John 3:19-21)
  • "It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others" (Anon)
User avatar
kurohinge1
Maezumo
 
Posts: 2745
Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 12:52 pm
Location: Sydney, Australia
Top

Postby oyajikun » Tue Aug 02, 2005 12:23 pm

Well I hope they're seedless, I hate getting those damn things stuck in my teeth.
User avatar
oyajikun
Maezumo
 
Posts: 570
Joined: Mon Apr 29, 2002 9:27 pm
Location: Okinawa
Top

Postby Buraku » Tue Aug 02, 2005 7:02 pm

ah yes they must genetically engineer pure Japanese
http://thomas.sudo.ch/albums/album29/baka_gaijin_p2069.thumb.gif
http://www.fuckedgaijin.com/forum/album_pic.php?pic_id=3018
http://zimblog.typepad.com/tanuki_ramble/images/drunks_foreigners_1.jpg
and keep the bloodline pure in Japan
User avatar
Buraku
Maezumo
 
Posts: 3935
Joined: Thu May 13, 2004 9:25 am
Top

Seedless, fat-free and protein enriched!

Postby Somerandomgaijin » Wed Aug 03, 2005 1:59 am

oyajikun wrote:Well I hope they're seedless, I hate getting those damn things stuck in my teeth.



Like that Oriental Sesame seed. Let's hope that they are fat-free, low carb and protein-enriched!
Oh, and 100% pure!


(wait what am I drunk after a night of carousing>!"
dorsum nudum fero tui sceleris
Somerandomgaijin
Maezumo
 
Posts: 28
Joined: Mon Aug 09, 2004 11:05 am
Location: Aichi
Top


Post a reply
4 posts • Page 1 of 1

Return to F*cked News

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 4 guests

  • Board index
  • The team • Delete all board cookies • All times are UTC + 9 hours
Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group