Curiosities from Japan's Porno Shops

[Charles]

Curiosities from Japan's Porno Shops

This reminds me of a story I know I'm going to regret telling, but here goes....

[oyajikun]

Thats the funniest shit I've read all year. Thanks.

[IkemenTommy]

Until the moment after, when I was hit by a sobering freight train of humility, looking down at my dick stuck inside a latex vagina housed in a plastic beer can. Moments like that you start to question everything - "How the hell did it come to this? Who am I? What am I doing with my life?" I probably sat there for an hour, silently with my plastic lover, pondering my existence.

This was just too funny.. having a sentimental moment with his plastic vagina.

[Charles]

I read more of this guy's blog and decided he's a total dipshit. You should read how he was in Roppongi and tried to "rescue" a couple of girls from some guy who was hitting on them, so the guy smashed his face with a bottle, slicing him pretty severely. He's lucky he's not dead. What an idiot.

[IkemenTommy]

he was in Roppongi and tried to "rescue" a couple of girls from some guy who was hitting on them, so the guy smashed his face with a bottle, slicing him pretty severely.

Hate the game, not the player.

[Socratesabroad]

I read more of this guy's blog and decided he's a total dipshit.
[snip]
What an idiot.

Meh, some of his stuff was quite funny. Like his talk with airport security:

Her: "Oooh, is this one of those Playstations?"
Me: "It's a PSP, yes."
Her: "Is it cool? Is it like a Playstation?"
Me: "Yup, like a little Playstation."
Her: "How much does it cost?"
Me: "Um, I don't know. $250, or something."
Her: "That's an awful lot... Does it play DVDs?"
Me: "Look at it. Look at this size of it. It clearly, unquestionably, is smaller than a DVD. How, then, in a world bound to the laws of physics, could it possibly play a DVD, you utter retard?"

Idiot, you say. Genius, I reply.

[GuyJean]

Meh, some of his stuff was quite funny. Like his talk with airport security:

Me: "Look at it. Look at this size of it. It clearly, unquestionably, is smaller than a DVD. How, then, in a world bound to the laws of physics, could it possibly play a DVD, you utter retard?"

Idiot, you say. Genius, I reply.

Kind of sounds like an asshole in that situation]Get Videos and DVDs onto your PSP for Free[/b]
http://www.engadget.com/entry/1234000980024404/

Who's the retard now?

He writes well and is a good storyteller. Some of his stuff is really funny.. But I won't be frequenting his blog unless he fucks another can or gets his ass kicked.

GJ

[Charles]

Meh, some of his stuff was quite funny. Like his talk with airport security:

Her: "Oooh, is this one of those Playstations?"
Me: "It's a PSP, yes."
Her: "Is it cool? Is it like a Playstation?"
Me: "Yup, like a little Playstation."
Her: "How much does it cost?"
Me: "Um, I don't know. $250, or something."
Her: "That's an awful lot... Does it play DVDs?"
Me: "Look at it. Look at this size of it. It clearly, unquestionably, is smaller than a DVD. How, then, in a world bound to the laws of physics, could it possibly play a DVD, you utter retard?"

Idiot, you say. Genius, I reply.

Yeah right. You know, I used to have a little Toshiba cassette player that was smaller than a cassette by half, it was so small it clipped ON to the cassette. So a PSP-sized DVD player isn't so far fetched.

And besides, only an idiot argues with TSA while trying to board a plane.

[Big Booger]

His grandmother testicle talk nearly split my sides... He's hilarious. BUt some of his digressions are immaturish at best.

[plaid_knight]

I had a cd-burner and used to make VCDs. I was never able to stop my mom from calling these DVDs.

MOM: My son made me a DVD of my vacation photos.
PK: No, I didn't.
MOM: Yes, you did! I have it right here.
PK: That's not a DVD. It's a VCD. Don't call it a DVD. They're not the same thing.
MOM: But you can watch them on a DVD player.
PK: Yes, but come here. Look at this (points at the "will play DVD, VCD, and MP3" label on the player). Look at this (shows the difference in thickness between the VCD and DVD disk). Look at this (shows 4.8GB on the DVD-R disc, and the 650 MB on the VCD disk). So it's different. It's a VCD. If it's a CD-Rom with video that you play back, it's a VCD.
MOM: Wow, these DVDs come in a lot of types!

[Greji]

he was in Roppongi and tried to "rescue" a couple of girls from some guy who was hitting on them, so the guy smashed his face with a bottle, slicing him pretty severely.

He's lucky the girls didn't turn on him with the dude!