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Tasty Human Skin Flavors!

Postby Taro Toporific » Sun Aug 28, 2005 9:12 pm

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Kanebo Foods Confirms that Human Skin Releases Flavor Components and Develops Method to Measure Released Elements
JCN, Aug 27, 2005 TOKYO-- - Kanebo Foods announced on August 25 that it has established a method to measure flavor elements released from the skin... research group has confirmed that the skin can release flavor elements when they are consumed with food. Then, it has established a method to measure the amount of released elements and changes over the time.
In the course of development, the group has discovered that two flavor elements, geraniol found in rose and vanillic...more...
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Postby fatslug » Sun Aug 28, 2005 10:13 pm

does anyone know where i can go to one of them places in tokyo ...eating sushi from a chick ??????
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Postby Taro Toporific » Sun Aug 28, 2005 10:24 pm

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Postby gomichild » Sun Aug 28, 2005 11:07 pm

Taro Toporific wrote: That is, you rent a room at sushi resturant, order the proper sashimi, and seperately hire the woman.


And be prepared to eat quickly before the fish warms up....bleeech
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Postby Socratesabroad » Mon Aug 29, 2005 12:14 am

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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Mon Aug 29, 2005 6:22 am

That article is so poorly written/translated that I'm not exactly sure what it is saying. Anyway, I've always found the idea of eating sashimi off of a nude body pretty fucking disgusting too.
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Postby Charles » Mon Aug 29, 2005 7:16 am

gomichild wrote:
Taro Toporific wrote: That is, you rent a room at sushi resturant, order the proper sashimi, and seperately hire the woman.


And be prepared to eat quickly before the fish warms up....bleeech

There are plenty of old codgers who claim that women cannot be proper sushi chefs because their hands are too warm and it spoils the sushi. I wonder what they'd think of eating off a woman's body.
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Postby kurohinge1 » Mon Aug 29, 2005 5:51 pm

Socratesabroad wrote:
gomichild wrote:And be prepared to eat quickly before the fish warms up....bleeech


I'd have to agree on that one. The novelty factor might be good for a momentary shock but warming good quality sushi would be a waste ...


No problemo - just pop her out in the snow an hour or two before the guests arrive and you'll have the perfectly chilled platter ...

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Postby Mulboyne » Tue Aug 30, 2005 8:32 am

The "Random Gaijin" thread has an english link:

http://www.fuckedgaijin.com/forums/showthread.php?t=99&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=686

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Postby guckedfaijin » Tue Aug 30, 2005 8:52 pm

Perhaps one thing is that ... the more gets eaten off from over her the more of <stuff> one can see... :wink:

But what if someone not very experienced with chopsticks tries to pick from right over <the box> and the chick get a jerk motion??
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Postby Tsuru » Tue Aug 30, 2005 9:20 pm

Then why not just cut to the chase and get a stripper?
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