[Crispy]

For some reason, after reading that I immediately thought "University Gets $5 Million for Beer Bong".

[Mr. BIG]

the new old-drink has no froth, a dark tea color and contains 10-percent alcohol - about double that of contemporary beer.

Is it beer just because its barley-based??

It doesn't smell like beer....it doesn't look like beer....it doesn't taste like beer....oh well.