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Yakuza microwaves caused Katrina

Postby amdg » Thu Sep 08, 2005 3:56 pm

Mr Kobayashi: First, I experienced a sort of overpowering feeling whenever I was in the room with foreigners, not to mention a powerful body odor coming from them. I don't know whether it was a sweat from the heat or a cold sweat, but I remember I was sweating whenever they were around.
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Re: Yakuza microwaves caused Katrina

Postby Taro Toporific » Thu Sep 08, 2005 5:20 pm

Katrina: Big media speaks truth to power; bloggers, nonesense to navels
Village Voice, NY - September 7th, 2005 3:09 PM
... if you've been keeping up with Weather Wars, where Idaho TV weatherman Scott Stevens explains at mind-numbing length how the Yakuza got its hands on top-secret Soviet radio technology and gained the power to remote-control the weather like a Barcalounging demi-god. "There is absolutely zero chance that this is natural, zero," wrote Stevens after Katrina's landfall, pointing out suspiciously rectilinear shapes in the satellite-photoed hurricane clouds...
:rofl: :banana: :rofl: :banana: :rofl: :banana:

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Postby IkemenTommy » Thu Sep 08, 2005 5:26 pm

That's what I've been trying to tell you guys all along :doh:
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Postby Greji » Thu Sep 08, 2005 5:31 pm

Gotta be true. Saw a dude with tatooes and a shortage of little fingers pointing a microwave out the window of the pub last night! An obvious conspiracy that bears watching. I think I'll go back to the pub tonight to check on it!

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Postby amdg » Thu Sep 08, 2005 5:37 pm

Well you guys can make light of it all you like :mad2: - I'll be wearing the tin-foil helmet to protect against 'heaviside gibbs hertz truncation'.

You won't think it's so funny when your naked skulls are exposed to the QP neg emp! :shakeh:
Mr Kobayashi: First, I experienced a sort of overpowering feeling whenever I was in the room with foreigners, not to mention a powerful body odor coming from them. I don't know whether it was a sweat from the heat or a cold sweat, but I remember I was sweating whenever they were around.
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yachan

Postby Greji » Thu Sep 08, 2005 5:41 pm

amdg wrote:Well you guys can make light of it all you like :mad2: - I'll be wearing the tin-foil helmet to protect against 'heaviside gibbs hertz truncation'.

You won't think it's so funny when your naked skulls are exposed to the QP neg emp! :shakeh:


Well, Rob's already got the helmet and I'll be in the pub and after a couple of pints, I'm generally impervious to most things directed at my skull (to include beer mugs, fists etc.)

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Re: yachan

Postby amdg » Thu Sep 08, 2005 5:59 pm

gboothe wrote:
amdg wrote:Well you guys can make light of it all you like :mad2: - I'll be wearing the tin-foil helmet to protect against 'heaviside gibbs hertz truncation'.

You won't think it's so funny when your naked skulls are exposed to the QP neg emp! :shakeh:


Well, Rob's already got the helmet and I'll be in the pub and after a couple of pints, I'm generally impervious to most things directed at my skull (to include beer mugs, fists etc.)

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:rofl:

Yes, Rob has wisdom beyond his years. I know for a fact* that his helmet is QP neg emp proofed with alfoil in the interior. I am well aware of the enlightening effects of alcohol, but I caution you that you also need to be aware of the things that you can't see, or even of things that may not exist. Such as precursor robots. You have been warned.

*radical speculation
Mr Kobayashi: First, I experienced a sort of overpowering feeling whenever I was in the room with foreigners, not to mention a powerful body odor coming from them. I don't know whether it was a sweat from the heat or a cold sweat, but I remember I was sweating whenever they were around.
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Mmmm

Postby kurohinge1 » Thu Sep 08, 2005 6:06 pm

Me thinks the Millers did it !

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You'd need a pretty big microwave to fit a hurricane in it, and the Millers seem to have one.

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Re: yachan

Postby Greji » Thu Sep 08, 2005 6:08 pm

amdg wrote: I know for a fact* that his helmet is QP neg emp proofed with alfoil in the interior. I am well aware of the enlightening effects of alcohol, but I caution you that you also need to be aware of the things that you can't see, or even of things that may not exist. Such as precursor robots. You have been warned.

*radical speculation


I'm not sure about the proofing of his helmet, but there are some legendary class rumors about his jock strap, but, I digress.

I must be off to check on the latest on the microwave caper and now adding to that, the enlightening effects of booze.

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Postby IkemenTommy » Thu Sep 08, 2005 8:42 pm

Funny how Robbie only shows up when his name is mentioned on this forum these days..
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Postby dimwit » Fri Sep 09, 2005 12:07 am

A weatherman who has lost it is truly a scary thing. I prefer it when Japanese weathergirls go over the edge and start taking off their clothes while broadcasting (at least they used to do it on late night TV) :wink: .
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Postby jingai » Fri Sep 09, 2005 3:41 am

Well this theory explains everything about Katrina. Of course it explains it wrongly but who can fault that?

I'm going to go back to covering my trees and car with white sheets.
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Postby amdg » Sat Sep 10, 2005 4:02 am

Mr Kobayashi: First, I experienced a sort of overpowering feeling whenever I was in the room with foreigners, not to mention a powerful body odor coming from them. I don't know whether it was a sweat from the heat or a cold sweat, but I remember I was sweating whenever they were around.
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Postby IkemenTommy » Mon Sep 12, 2005 12:55 pm

Rob Pongi wrote:P.S. Tommy-san, Love that new white helmet! Let's get together and go pick up some chicks sometime in Shibuya! YA! YA! YA YA! YA! :spin:

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Postby IkemenTommy » Sat Sep 24, 2005 5:01 pm

Forecaster leaves job to pursue weather theories
POCATELLO - To the rest of the country, Scott Stevens is the Idaho weatherman who blames the Japanese Mafia for Hurricane Katrina. To folks in Pocatello, he's the face of the weather at KPVI News Channel 6.

The Pocatello native made his final Channel 6 forecast Thursday night, leaving a job he's held for nine years in order to pursue his weather theories on a full-time basis. more
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Postby IkemenTommy » Sat Sep 24, 2005 5:02 pm

Forecaster leaves job to pursue weather theories
POCATELLO - To the rest of the country, Scott Stevens is the Idaho weatherman who blames the Japanese Mafia for Hurricane Katrina. To folks in Pocatello, he's the face of the weather at KPVI News Channel 6.

The Pocatello native made his final Channel 6 forecast Thursday night, leaving a job he's held for nine years in order to pursue his weather theories on a full-time basis. more
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