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Toto Puts Poetry Behind You

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Toto Puts Poetry Behind You

Postby Mulboyne » Mon Nov 14, 2005 11:47 am

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Mainichi: TOTO makes fine art of toilet humor with senryu-print paper
In commemoration of "Toilet Day," a day established by the Japan Toilet Association, plumbing product manufacturer TOTO has introduced a collection of humorous senryu in the form of toilet paper. Senryu are humorous 17-syllable poems like haiku. The collection of "poems to please the posterior" was produced from about 10,000 entries that were sent in...Each roll, made from recycled paper, costs 350 yen. The products will be sold at major bookstores and through TOTO's Web site.
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Mmmm

Postby kurohinge1 » Thu May 17, 2007 11:59 am

  • "This is the verdict: . . . " (John 3:19-21)
  • "It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others" (Anon)
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Postby Charles » Wed Jun 13, 2007 3:11 pm

This thread seems like a perfect place to immortalize a minor literary classic I ran across on the web.

The World's Worst Haiku:

No toilet paper
used a wad of hair from trash
The Aristocrats!
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