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The Most Clueless Gaijin in Japan

Postby Charles » Thu Jan 12, 2006 10:06 am

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Wow

Postby canman » Thu Jan 12, 2006 10:24 am

I'm tired just reading all of his tips. Then he has to meet and have sex with all these ladies. What is this guy trying to prove anyway. What a lost soul. But I really wonder is this real, or is someone just having a little fun writing what they wish they could do. Also His wife seems to be pretty clueless, and more like a pet than a wife or partner.
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Problem

Postby Greji » Thu Jan 12, 2006 10:29 am

"There are those that learn by reading. Then a few who learn by observation. The rest have to piss on an electric fence and find out for themselves!"- Will Rogers
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Mmmm

Postby kurohinge1 » Thu Jan 12, 2006 12:15 pm

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Postby Neo-Rio » Thu Jan 12, 2006 12:26 pm

Maybe we need to start that thread again about the traits of Charisma man:-

1. Blissfully stupid
2. Completely unaware of anyone's feelings except his own
3. ignorant of host culture
4. Loud
5. Refuses to learn anything about the host country
6. refuses to learn Japanese
7. never shuts up
8. unashamedly chases women 24/7
9. attention whore
10. lives in a world of feelings and emotions

Japan would have to be the only country in the world which actually rewards people for not fitting in...
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Can't swin

Postby Greji » Thu Jan 12, 2006 12:43 pm

kurohinge1 wrote:"Charisma Man"[/url] and pond scum. Why isn't he locked in a Big Brother house somewhere?


Glub, glub! Sound of GB going under in the muck for the third time!


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Postby Hokgwai » Thu Jan 12, 2006 2:07 pm

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Postby tetsujin gaijin » Thu Jan 12, 2006 3:59 pm

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Postby Neo-Rio » Thu Jan 12, 2006 4:58 pm

tetsujin gaijin wrote:What an idiot. What's this schmuck going to do when he catches and STD and gives it to wifey. How is is going to explain that? Or when he knocks one of these chicks up and she wants to have the child? Yes, some j-chicks don't care about condoms, but the vast majority of them are NOT on the pill. What a loser.


I thought that as well, but hey, guess what? It takes two to tango. It takes two to "share something special".

If he's a complete idiot, then it begs the question as to why Japanese women who go for this gaijin are so grossly stupid/ignorant themselves. You can't blame the guy without blaming the women as well.... and the wife for picking a stupid husband.

No wonder the birth-rate is dwindling.
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Postby Molokidan » Thu Jan 12, 2006 5:35 pm

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Postby Greji » Thu Jan 12, 2006 6:08 pm

Neo-Rio wrote: It takes two to "share something special".


I suppose that could also be Aids?

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Postby Neo-Rio » Thu Jan 12, 2006 7:07 pm

Ah, you caught my double meaning!
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Postby ichigo partygirl » Thu Jan 12, 2006 7:26 pm

There are hundreds and hundreds of Japanese women who would do anything to be with/ be married to a gaijin. Wheither its an out from Japan, the Sex, better than being a japanese housewife etc i dont know. But just head down to Roppongi any night and see them there out fishing........
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Postby GuyJean » Thu Jan 12, 2006 7:33 pm

Neo-Rio wrote:Ah, you caught my double meaning!
Iiiieeew.. gross.. I need a condom for this thread.. ;)

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Postby Hokgwai » Thu Jan 12, 2006 8:25 pm

Eechh...indeed.

Nothing spells gross than seeing folks fishing for "sloppy last seconds" in Roppongi at 4 in the morning....bleah...
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Postby AssKissinger » Thu Jan 12, 2006 8:46 pm

Remember that guy Jack on here who was always bragging about all the pussy he got? What these guys don't seem to realize is that any punk can go out and fuck a bunch of skanks. It takes a real man to be true to his woman.
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Postby ichigo partygirl » Thu Jan 12, 2006 9:19 pm

AssKissinger wrote:Remember that guy Jack on here who was always bragging about all the pussy he got? What these guys don't seem to realize is that any punk can go out and fuck a bunch of skanks. It takes a real man to be true to his woman.



Nicely Said AK
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Postby maninjapan » Thu Jan 12, 2006 9:51 pm

what an utter cock - and the worst thing is I can imagine some immature dicks thinking this guy is cool.
will the last one out please turn the light off.....
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Postby kamome » Fri Jan 13, 2006 1:13 am

YBF is as ageless as time itself.--Cranky Bastard, 7/23/08

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There is no such category as "low" when classifying your basic Asian Beaver. There is only excellent and magnifico!--Greji, 1/7/06
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AH HA

Postby cliffy » Fri Jan 13, 2006 2:40 am

kamome wrote:I don't know how he does it. Screwing Roppongi birds without a condom is like jumping into a pit of vipers. :crazy3:

So bad hazy memories coming back now Kamome?
Reality is only for people with no imagination
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Postby kamome » Fri Jan 13, 2006 7:31 am

cliffy wrote:So bad hazy memories coming back now Kamome?


They're not that hazy!:D
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